alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I like how "childfree" types present themselves as vaguely left wing but love to do a lot of social-conservative-style convenient forgetting and libertarian-style "I want to live in a world where absolutely none of this is ever my business" just so they can avoid admitting that children are people 200
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Right wingers are always like "you lefties fight for this group of people and this group of people but one group hates the other and sometimes kills them hahahahaha you fools, you idiots" and I really don't get why they think it's funny other than they think it's funny when lefties care 110
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Society if we had enough resources in the British anime industry to do full regionally accented UK english dubs and we had a Laputa dub with Actual Welsh Pazu 121
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I haven't seen that SOAD one and I'm actually physically crying. incredible shot and chaser (Also everyone keeps applying that tweet to post-Plastic Beach content but I feel 99% certain the gorillaz tweet is the rap section of All Alone + Albarn singing on November Has Come) 010
Reposted by aliceMatt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I think about the System of a Down one all the time 110350
Reposted by alicedoc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I think about this every day 117848
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Currently eating a coffee shop toastie with two wooden forks so I don't get cheese grease all over my fingers, which feels like an apt metaphor for how my life is going at the moment 000
Reposted by aliceJussie Northside @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 23/09/2026How did I not know the RNLI sells some excellent swag? Ooh, this jumper. I’m imagining it under a pea coat as I scan to the far horizon. shop.rnli.org/products/rnl...shop.rnli.orgRNLI Unisex Stripe JumperStay warm in RNLI’s cream and black stripe jumper, made in the UK from 100% British wool. A cosy, nautical layer that supports RNLI lifesavers. 14620
Reposted by aliceStephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They don't know I'm gonna be the pope 215419
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you use every single discussion about a war in order to post gore of dead children to "raise awareness" I hope you get one of your legs blown off in a laughably stupid fashion and every time you log on for the rest of your life you see people making memes about it 110
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I read the list of supposed hoaxes like this, and I highly recommend: youtu.be/NxfR3-qJV7A?...youtu.bespongebob spongebob patrick patrick 🎵YouTube video by Roo 000
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My dad's got Mrs doubtfire on but it just keeps making me sad thinking about robin Williams 😔 210
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026uk.indeed.com/career-advic... advice to the people who generate this shit for Indeed: maybe get someone who understands success profiles to actually help write the article instead of relying on chatgpt? These answers seem really weakuk.indeed.com10 Civil Service Interview Questions and Sample AnswersFind out the 10 most common Civil Service interview questions for a job in the Civil Service and ideal sample answers that the employer is looking for. 000
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Donald... Donald, mate... you're exactly two months too late for this to really pop off 010
Reposted by aliceSteve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends. 14757891278
Reposted by aliceM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This government repeatedly tells disabled people they are an an expense and a burden and anyone “not economically active” that they are worthless. So sadly until the message is one of care that is much better structured and funded, I can’t support assisted dying 1619359
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I was literally watching a video about a certain Sir Richard of Gervase this am and I'm getting a weird sort of appreciation for this specific flavour of Late Boomer Cringe Culture 010
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Can't remember if I've made this exact post before but "sanewash" just say normalise ffs 100
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Accidentally watched a YouTube short made by a harry potter adult. she was a yank and she was listing things she thought were "just harry potter and not real British things". when she got to school houses she said "how do you allocate them, is it like 'this house is for the dumb kids', or...?" 100
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I would like it if some of my fellow gachaslop fans realised we aren't all terminally unemployed and have other things to do and wouldn't immediately post every single key scene and story spoiler on YouTube at 3am BST. Love being spoilered by a video title and thumb while I'm at work 010
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Stupid bastard dogs on my street fucking barking constantly, you can't get any peace at either the front or the back! fucking sick of it 010
Reposted by aliceCritter 🏳️🌈 (Offline) @critternoises.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Iman and her kids live in a sweltering tent, turning their shelter into an oven. Sweat and soreness pours from their faces. She needs tarps to repair the tent, and protect her children from the searing heat. Donate ⬇️⬇️ tinyurl.com/Help-Iman And please, share. Be their support, do not let them down ❤️ 225791
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Love being autistic, love feeling like my life is just one long procession of being used and manipulated by people to fulfil their personal agendas and having crippling trust issues ensconced under 300 layers of masking. Absolutely not going to keel over from a heart attack at 53 cos of all this 120
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"No one has the moral authority to sell what they merely hold in trust for the next generation." Damn, get em 120
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This is the only time I can post this youtu.be/fbcRRVj8bVA?...youtu.beBrown Singing..YouTube video by Donz P 000
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Literally the day before my granddad's funeral and they get me and my colleagues in a teams meeting to tell us one of us is getting made redundant next month (when our teams already small and understaffed) fucking mint 110
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Old picture of Ozzy where he looks like he's trying to blow something up with his mind 000
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Lrt there's multiple. One lad in my primary school class is a firefighter. One girl did journalism and last I knew was in London working for a fancy schmancy ~womens magazine~. One's an illustrator. I work a 9-5 office job while living in my childhood room at my parents house. 100
Reposted by aliceRick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Lad I was at school with is now the justice secretary. The other day, I had cereal for my tea. 1411310
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Someone requested Sunday Bloody Sunday on the radio just now and I was so busy cringing while anticipating that track's specific edition of "Bono's Sex Noises" that I briefly choked on the apple I was eating 010
Reposted by aliceCube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 19/07/2026said for years that the best proof that there's no such thing as magic or psychic powers is that live tv is legal 04316
alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Did one Argentina guy just pogo straight up into the air and fall over like a looney tunes character when no fucker was near him or did I just imagine it 000
Reposted by alicesasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 19/07/2026messi is great player ofc but also he is great representation for people between the ages of 35 and 40. 0144
Reposted by aliceTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 21/04/2026"Of course, since the spiritual awakening that turned my life around in 2015, I have done my best to forage all my food, aside, naturally, from those weeks when I am committed to uncancellable appointments in Paris, Milan or New York." 1584
Reposted by alicefurry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/07/2026submitted by discord user 418753