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alice

@gateaumon.bsky.social
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up north somewhere. 31yo

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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like how "childfree" types present themselves as vaguely left wing but love to do a lot of social-conservative-style convenient forgetting and libertarian-style "I want to live in a world where absolutely none of this is ever my business" just so they can avoid admitting that children are people
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Right wingers are always like "you lefties fight for this group of people and this group of people but one group hates the other and sometimes kills them hahahahaha you fools, you idiots" and I really don't get why they think it's funny other than they think it's funny when lefties care
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Society if we had enough resources in the British anime industry to do full regionally accented UK english dubs and we had a Laputa dub with Actual Welsh Pazu
futuristic city meme
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I haven't seen that SOAD one and I'm actually physically crying. incredible shot and chaser (Also everyone keeps applying that tweet to post-Plastic Beach content but I feel 99% certain the gorillaz tweet is the rap section of All Alone + Albarn singing on November Has Come)
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I think about the System of a Down one all the time
@CinemaMonsieur

every System of a Down song is like-

i'm the mushroom man, i'm the mushroom man. oh ho! oh! oh! In June 2003, Amnesty International published reports of human rights abuses by the U.S. military and its coalition partners at detention centers and prisons in Iraq. [26] These inclu-
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I think about this every day
guest rapper on gorillaz song: i been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'm slipping into
psychosis Damon Albarn on the chorus: 00000oh flimsy
steve, where did you go, what have you seen
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Currently eating a coffee shop toastie with two wooden forks so I don't get cheese grease all over my fingers, which feels like an apt metaphor for how my life is going at the moment
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Jussie Northside @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How did I not know the RNLI sells some excellent swag? Ooh, this jumper. I’m imagining it under a pea coat as I scan to the far horizon. shop.rnli.org/products/rnl...
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RNLI Unisex Stripe Jumper
Stay warm in RNLI’s cream and black stripe jumper, made in the UK from 100% British wool. A cosy, nautical layer that supports RNLI lifesavers.
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They don't know I'm gonna be the pope
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you use every single discussion about a war in order to post gore of dead children to "raise awareness" I hope you get one of your legs blown off in a laughably stupid fashion and every time you log on for the rest of your life you see people making memes about it
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I read the list of supposed hoaxes like this, and I highly recommend: youtu.be/NxfR3-qJV7A?...
youtu.be
spongebob spongebob patrick patrick 🎵
YouTube video by Roo
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My dad's got Mrs doubtfire on but it just keeps making me sad thinking about robin Williams 😔
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
uk.indeed.com/career-advic... advice to the people who generate this shit for Indeed: maybe get someone who understands success profiles to actually help write the article instead of relying on chatgpt? These answers seem really weak
uk.indeed.com
10 Civil Service Interview Questions and Sample Answers
Find out the 10 most common Civil Service interview questions for a job in the Civil Service and ideal sample answers that the employer is looking for.
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Donald... Donald, mate... you're exactly two months too late for this to really pop off
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations.

And what about the cream of the crop?

Macho-mandalf!
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This government repeatedly tells disabled people they are an an expense and a burden and anyone “not economically active” that they are worthless. So sadly until the message is one of care that is much better structured and funded, I can’t support assisted dying
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Listening to Cheri Cheri Lady with a nicotine pouch in
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was literally watching a video about a certain Sir Richard of Gervase this am and I'm getting a weird sort of appreciation for this specific flavour of Late Boomer Cringe Culture
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh no! Anyway,
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can't remember if I've made this exact post before but "sanewash" just say normalise ffs
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Accidentally watched a YouTube short made by a harry potter adult. she was a yank and she was listing things she thought were "just harry potter and not real British things". when she got to school houses she said "how do you allocate them, is it like 'this house is for the dumb kids', or...?"
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(post from tragedycamp)
Adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

(reply from welpnotagain)
me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lrt favourite obamna clip of all time
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I bless the raves down in Slovakia
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
From what little I read, yes it is
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
irreparableteacup
i only like enemies to lovers if it's gay because i think men who are mean to women don't deserve to live
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I would like it if some of my fellow gachaslop fans realised we aren't all terminally unemployed and have other things to do and wouldn't immediately post every single key scene and story spoiler on YouTube at 3am BST. Love being spoilered by a video title and thumb while I'm at work
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Preparing for another redundancy consultation meeting
YouTube screenshot of me playing the song "It's Gonna Be Me" by *NSYNC
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Stupid bastard dogs on my street fucking barking constantly, you can't get any peace at either the front or the back! fucking sick of it
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Critter 🏳️‍🌈 (Offline) @critternoises.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Iman and her kids live in a sweltering tent, turning their shelter into an oven. Sweat and soreness pours from their faces. She needs tarps to repair the tent, and protect her children from the searing heat. Donate ⬇️⬇️ tinyurl.com/Help-Iman And please, share. Be their support, do not let them down ❤️
A flyer for Imans campaign, showing pictures of her and her children with their names, Nawal, Zakaria and Elias, along with text that reads;

*link to campaign (found above)*

Help Iman and her Children Survive

'I am doing everything I can to protect my children. We are not asking for comfort or luxury, only food, safety, and the oppurtunity to live with dignity. Your support means: the health of my children, the stability of our struggling family, and hope for those who have no other refuge. Help us survive.’A photo of Elias lying on the floor of their tent, little face exhausted with dark circles under his eyes.A photo of Nawal with sweat pouring down her face, her hair slick to her head and face anxious, fretting.Another photo of Nawal, sweat pouring down her face, her hair slick to her head and face anxious, fretting.
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Love being autistic, love feeling like my life is just one long procession of being used and manipulated by people to fulfil their personal agendas and having crippling trust issues ensconced under 300 layers of masking. Absolutely not going to keel over from a heart attack at 53 cos of all this
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"No one has the moral authority to sell what they merely hold in trust for the next generation." Damn, get em
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is the only time I can post this youtu.be/fbcRRVj8bVA?...
youtu.be
Brown Singing..
YouTube video by Donz P
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Literally the day before my granddad's funeral and they get me and my colleagues in a teams meeting to tell us one of us is getting made redundant next month (when our teams already small and understaffed) fucking mint
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
cring kimson
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Old picture of Ozzy where he looks like he's trying to blow something up with his mind
Black cat staring intensely at camera
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Lrt there's multiple. One lad in my primary school class is a firefighter. One girl did journalism and last I knew was in London working for a fancy schmancy ~womens magazine~. One's an illustrator. I work a 9-5 office job while living in my childhood room at my parents house.
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Lad I was at school with is now the justice secretary. The other day, I had cereal for my tea.
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Someone requested Sunday Bloody Sunday on the radio just now and I was so busy cringing while anticipating that track's specific edition of "Bono's Sex Noises" that I briefly choked on the apple I was eating
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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
said for years that the best proof that there's no such thing as magic or psychic powers is that live tv is legal
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
e viiiva españaaaaaaa
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alice @gateaumon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Did one Argentina guy just pogo straight up into the air and fall over like a looney tunes character when no fucker was near him or did I just imagine it
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Armchair football insight make u think.
"This game needs a goal."
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
messi is great player ofc but also he is great representation for people between the ages of 35 and 40.
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Luke @dukeluke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Saddam Hussein hiding place meme, but it's a picture of Messi instead of Saddam. / Meme do esconderijo de Saddam Hussein, mas com uma foto do Messi em vez do Saddam.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"Of course, since the spiritual awakening that turned my life around in 2015, I have done my best to forage all my food, aside, naturally, from those weeks when I am committed to uncancellable appointments in Paris, Milan or New York."
Roscoe in the autumn of 2020, with a puffball mushroom I found on the Cornish coast.
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
submitted by discord user
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