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Ian Weir

@gannjerrod.bsky.social
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Theme park enthusiast, general schmuck.

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If you're enjoying Swan Boy please consider joining the patreon so I can keep making it: www.patreon.com/bransonreese...
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you name your kid Duncan you better make sure he grows up cool as fuck so people will say "Duncan's dunkin'!" instead of "Duncan got dunked"
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 03/04/2025
My favourite thing in this genre is the DVDs from the original Dead Rising, which until about a year ago were somehow completely undocumented online
Low res fake dvd cover for a movie called "Pulsating Garbage" depicting a disembodied eye above a garbage bag with a pair of crows silhouetted in the foregroundLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "My Dog, The President". A golden retriever wearing glasses and a suit with a red bowtie stands at a lectern in front of an american flagLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "Laser Baron of Jupiter". A dorky guy in a weird ruffled pleather-looking jacket stands in front of Jupiter, wielding a bright purple ray gun in each handLow res fake dvd cover for a movie called "I Married My Own Pants!". A sad looking blonde man cradles his head in one hand. Behind him, a pair of disembodied sweatpants
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why is a single person on this Internet angry at me, i haven't done anything to anyone, I'm an innocent baby boy, I've been good and kind hearted to all
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some old ones for #batmanday
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp...
A screenshot of the fake forum page
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Ian Weir @gannjerrod.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
After watching Coyote vs ACME I’m glad he went to hell.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
All the Star Trek characters played by Jeffrey Combs
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Jasper @jasperblasters.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Day 227: this puzzle seems weird
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Ian Weir @gannjerrod.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Drawing of Bart Simpson as an English longbowman with weird crossed eyes beside a map of medieval Europe with caption: “hundred years war 1337-1453, operation speedy resolution.” Bart’s speech bubble says “I was there dude and it sucked”
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Talked to some Greek historians and put together a playlist of what the Siren’s Song may have sounded like. I can see why it drove Matt Damon to lustful insanity.
Spotify playlist called “Siren’s Song (Sirens’ Song?) with different covers of the teenage mutant ninja turtles 4 song sewer surfin
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 pairs of codes for Citizen Sleeper + Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop) courtesy of @fellowtraveller.games. Giveaway ends July 20, 6 PM PT Currently on sale for 70%/50% off on eShop buff.ly/KwstvGP
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The console wars is really just Xbox: *shits the bed* Playstation: Nice, I can pee the bed without being the worst.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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Ian Weir @gannjerrod.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
As the Backrooms is set in Santa Clara, the sequel should take place in the backroom Paramount’s Great America, thus saving the actual Great America from destruction.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Trey Gowdy is the answer to what if Draco Malfoy fucked a Q Tip
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 31/05/2026
Generated by Make it a Quote
User: otsumamiboy.blacksky.app
Content: Ah. Thanks for telling me. I felt good. Now I feel bad.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Ian Weir @gannjerrod.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Gameoverse fills the Kidd Radd shape in my heart that has been empty for 20 years.
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 06/05/2026
Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch
James McCloud starfoxDracula flow
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 02/03/2026
Joey Chestnut/JFK
Joey Chestnut/JFK
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Strange Scaffold @strangescaffold.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Truck-kun is Supporting Me From Another World?! You owe debt to the buff isekai elf girl living in your head. Run over pedestrians, make deliveries, and defeat the Skeleton King! Coming Soon to Steam and Xbox Series X|S 🚚💨 Wishlist now! store.steampowered.com/app/3642010/
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𝚂𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 ☽|☾ 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔰 🎃🧛 @chaospriestess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.
Screencap of Sam Neil in Event Horizon, his flight suit features an Australian flag with the union jack replaced by a yellow circle on black and red, the Australian aboriginal flag
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ReadJack🇺🇸 @readjack.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”
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wrexy @wrexy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is not about a cartoon, it is about resisting erasure of a patriotic hero. A man who was willing to sacrifice everything for his country: W.E.Briggs We honor his memory and we honor America by STANDING WITH GOOPER (#430) #hypnospace #Blocked #pixel_dailies @pixeldailies.bsky.social
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
aftermath.site/kazuo-umezu-... as true as the day it was written
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The West Deserves A Translation Of Fourteen - Aftermath
With Kazuo Umezu's passing, it's time the west got an official translation of Fourteen: his wildest and most political work to date.
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Cressa Maeve Áine @beeragon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hi! I don't think Toho has a bsky so I'll post it - my first commissioned work for all the official Godzilla channels and I handmade everything that isn't a toy. Enjoy xo
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infinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 21/03/2026
cannot stop laughing at how theres a fantastic, award winning new jazz song called 'dracula flow 6' youtu.be/UgnuMd7HaNw
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"Dracula Flow 6" | Jazz | 2026 National YoungArts Week
YouTube video by YoungArts
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Ian Weir @gannjerrod.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Mega64's "Will.I.Am, Idiot.He.Is" continues to get new content.
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Ian Weir @gannjerrod.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
So against dark money that he won't talk about it until after the election he definitely didn't take dark money for.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Yeah I’ve seen the groundbreaking movie where a leading man plays two different brothers
Neil Breen with more disheveled Neil Breen
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Ian Weir @gannjerrod.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sports betting and speculative markets are going to be the little domino in that meme and while I’m not sure what the big domino is going to be, it’s going to be fucking terrible.
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Satanic Manic @killhamster.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 09/03/2026
I cannot emphasize enough that these people are being laid off for failing to do things that are literally impossible
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EA reportedly expects Battlefield 6 to have 100 million players, three times more than the series' best seller
EA's executive leadership has reportedly set a goal of 100m players for the upcoming Battlefield game, which "very few" developers believe is achievable.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 07/03/2026
First off, I didn't throw "some bug" at you. I threw my specially trained war scorpion. Secondly, please give it back.
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Ian Weir @gannjerrod.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
It's so obvious that would rehire John Lasseter in a second if they thought they could get away with it.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/02/2026
THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU
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Will! But Spooky🐀🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @wkdart.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Dug into this absolutely wild thing happening to Finji. The deeper I read into their increasingly baffling conversations with TikTok "support" the more I felt like I was on something. www.ign.com/articles/tun...
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Tunic, Night in the Woods Publisher Says TikTok Is Creating and Running Racist GenAI Ads for Its Games Without Permission - IGN
Publisher Finji says that TikTok has been using generative AI to modify its ads on the platform without permission and pushing those ads to its users without Finji's knowledge, including at least one ...
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Émilie Bourgeois 🩷🤍🧡 @hellopuns.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
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