Reposted by StephenThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This 451645139
Reposted by StephenJoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you’re headed to Burning Man this weekend, just go. We don’t care. When you get back, take a shower and then shut up. We still don’t care. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 38511
Reposted by StephenSiri Dahl @siridahl.com · 05/07/2026@yourvids.bsky.social🎥 New video sale! Check out my latest content: Backyard Breeding Bench Baddie #BigAss #BigTits #Breeding #FuckBench #FuckMachine yourvids.com/vids/backyard-breeding… #YourVids 0605
Reposted by StephenKaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 03/07/2026Like every patriotic American, I am celebrating the Confederate defeat at Gettysburg and the Union victory at Vicksburg this weekend, which just happen to line up with the days (July 3 & 4) that the Declaration of Independence was published and widely distributed. That’s why we celebrate, right? 13856182
Reposted by Stephen🌸Bibi🌸♿ @bibiblossoms.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Happy Juneteenth! It costs 0$ to repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. I sell pins, compression gloves, artist gloves, back braces, knee braces, wrist braces, compression socks, cute bags & more! Store: Bibipins.com 5239343907
Reposted by Stephen🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Welp it’s gotten real real if you can please help. If you can’t it’s really hard out here so share gofund.me/a5ee0064gofund.meDonate to Help Sydette Survive, organized by Sydette HarryHello all, I have been hit with the confluence of what it means to be, well, me in the time… Sydette Harry needs your support for Help Sydette Survive 43674951
Reposted by StephenCrip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 20/05/2026"It feels like we ran out of shit to say on this website, tbh." Okay, how about this: Ernie and Bert shacked up way too quick to be cis gay guys. I think they're FtM dudes who spent a lot of time with lesbians growing up. 610014
Reposted by StephenAndrea LaFlamme @andrealaflamme.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Isn’t it strange that big media companies are only focusing on two of the candidates for US Senate in Maine? The same big media companies that benefit a lot by republicans staying in power? They know what they’re doing and I hope Mainers don’t fall for it. I’m the best chance of beating Collins. 211333
Reposted by StephenSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 01/04/2026It's not "they want to segregate trans people like they did Black people." It's "they want to segregate Black people again, and trans people are the trial balloon, and that's why the arguments are essentially the same." 7634185
Reposted by StephenAndrea LaFlamme @andrealaflamme.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Saw this article from @thehill.com recently and it felt really relatable to the Senate race in Maine. Reminder: we have ranked choice voting and there’s a really great candidate named Andrea LaFlamme running. She’s the one who chalked in front of Collins’ house. Check her out. Andreaformaine.com 815553
Reposted by StephenAndrea LaFlamme @andrealaflamme.bsky.social · 21/03/2026For those who may not know, yes I am the person who chalked on the sidewalk in front of Susan Collins’ house. Not only did she call the police to erase my work (violating my 1st am right), but she’s since moved to a house without a sidewalk. She’s already made it clear that she’s intimidated by me.pressherald.comSusan Collins called the cops because of sidewalk chalk. The woman behind it is running for US Senate.Bangor resident Andrea LaFlamme is publicly identifying herself as the sidewalk chalker as she mounts a longshot campaign for US Senate. 261340404
Reposted by StephenReality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I sleep soundly knowing I don't bow down to pedophiles Not many of y'all can say that apparently 117711
Reposted by StephenDan Hon @danhon.com · 15/08/2024the whole purpose of the post-menopausal woman is to prevent the rise of generative AI 4974832183
Reposted by StephenElizabeth Grattan @egrattan.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Hello BlueSky Peeps. Please consider a share so I can get answers and solid ed here instead of googling my way thru Reddit and AI. Looking for landscapers, lawn nerds, agriculture experts, basic knowledge I don’t have… Regarding sand on a tilled (not really) part of a lawn, over five years… 1/? 498
Reposted by StephenKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 06/03/2026March 17th is the last day to vote but you don't have to wait, early voting is open throughout the Ninth district! Ready to make a voting plan? Visit our website to learn more about how to make sure your voice is heard. 11698160
Reposted by StephenMdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/ 8452172636
Reposted by StephenRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship 1341414167379
Reposted by StephenCongresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 13/02/2026ICYMI: I introduced my Trans Bill of Rights with @markey.senate.gov — legislation to defend trans people across this country as Republicans continue to push anti-trans rhetoric and bills. To our beloved trans community: We see you, we love you, and we will always stand with you. 922809855
Reposted by StephenGwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 16/01/2026They must be SO mad watching Renee Good become the murdered folk hero they wanted Charlie Kirk to be 352915551
Reposted by StephenJill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I love when you tell people how terrible Newsom is, they're always like, "Well, it's nice to have ideals, but if it comes down to him or the Nazi in the general, *I* am going to vote for him" WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT. 123342809
Reposted by StephenReality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Give them to me cause I'm good at keeping secrets 915325
Reposted by StephenPhoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 08/01/2026Might be worth noting how ICE is internationally conflating being an agent with being an officer Because why does hos vest say police if he's ICE? 27822
Reposted by StephenGenie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 25/12/2025You know. . . I was thinking about how we've been saying our society is no longer literate enough for satire and other genres comedy, and. . . I also think our society can no longer do "realistic" movies and TV. We need to bring fantasy back to teach people that more is possible. 47819
Reposted by StephenSean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 20/12/2025This Yglesias piece in the NYT is horrifically bad. Almost every "fact" it cites is provably false. At best it is cocktail party banter from a pundit who knows nothing of energy. At worst, it was cut/paste from oil industry talking points. So, a rebuttal: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/o...nytimes.comOpinion | Obama Supported It. The Left in Canada and Norway Does. Why Don’t Democrats? 11358541670
Reposted by Stephenmalcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 14/12/2025FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT 111580390
Reposted by StephenZaynab Mohamed @zaynabmmohamed.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I love my neighbors💜 211222
Reposted by StephenGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 07/12/2025without birthright citizenship in the united states, you don't have a democracy and you don't have rule of law. revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating. 2036991212
Reposted by StephenPaul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Democrats need to lay the groundwork for reform by attacking the villains on the Supreme Court - loudly, angrily, personally, relentlessly. And they should start now. paulwaldman.substack.com/p/democrats-...paulwaldman.substack.comDemocrats Need to Treat the Supreme Court Like the Villain It IsThe Court is out of control, and we'll never see reform unless we build the case for it. Starting now. 18143381278
Reposted by StephenKevin Todd @kvntodd.bsky.social · 04/12/2025This one has always stuck with me, from November 2012. Truly cursed with the gift of prophecy 181202214
Reposted by Stephenrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/11/2025what i love about banjo is how it can make any song immediately unsexy. righteous brothers’ unchained melody, panty dropping stuff. unchained melody on banjo, never touch me again. ginuwine’s pony, is it getting hot in here?! ginuwine’s pony on banjo, you’re going away for a long time you sick fuck 2537922
Reposted by StephenMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 22/11/2025It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends. We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over. We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution. 1928376497560
Reposted by StephenKelli the Opera Geek @theoperageek.com · 20/11/2024Another too long for character limit quote... #Discworld 131
Reposted by StephenBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 18/11/2025after hearing entirely too much about Olivia Nuzzi's sexcapades, I thought 'well damn what does this woman look like?' and google imaged her .....this is the Helen of Troy launching a thousand ships? 6964819
Reposted by StephenJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/11/2025bluesky is like if a flash mob of 38 year olds came to post on 2009 twitter 3472271
Reposted by StephenMore like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 14/11/2025The Bluesky Department of Safety For Child Rape Apologists 2157
Reposted by StephenJosh Kaplan @josh-kaplan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends. It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill. 37767052968
Reposted by StephenGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 13/11/2025PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY 4475142889
Reposted by StephenJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 24/12/2023Gonna write a movie where God’s most punished victim has become a crime lord and God — former Navy SEAL and retired international assassin — has to get His shit together to take down the man He should’ve killed long ago It’s called One Last Job 1028145
Reposted by Stephenshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 02/11/2025someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives 151122103035
Reposted by Stephengo loud @stillicides.bsky.social · 29/10/2025seen quite a few REPOST OR YOU'LL HAVE A BAD TIME things going round later which I know can be tough for some so here is FOREVER IMMUNITY DOG for you all 216365
Reposted by StephenJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 26/10/2025He orders extrajudicial killings. He sent troops into our cities. He terrorizes citizens with ICE raids. He raised taxes without congressional approval. He has ruined American farmers and ranchers. He plans to starve the vulnerable. He demolished our house. Remove him from office. 966234697613
Reposted by StephenAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Angus: This is a guy who showed an AI video of himself dumping diarrhea on his own citizens. So the fact that he’s freaking out because we showed a video that just had Ronald Reagan speaking shows he’s not trustworthy. 21393942549
Reposted by StephenMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 26/10/2025“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?” No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment 514999861
Reposted by StephenL.D. Burnett @ldburnett.bsky.social · 26/10/2025uh, that’s not “reimagining” the novel. that’s…the novel. 634870797
Reposted by StephenStephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino) to the Aurora Police following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests So here it is! 32098730
Reposted by StephenTammy Duckworth @duckworth.senate.gov · 23/10/2025If given the chance, I'd lose my legs all over again to serve in our great military. The leader of your party is a five-time draft dodger who has fired more Veterans than any other president in our history. Square that circle then tell me who really hates our military. 14052261644