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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Mr. Bean: Dropped From Heaven
Alt: Mr. Bean being dropped from the sky on a spot that a light is flashed on.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
meep meep
Trolley problem but the roadrunner is on the track. When the coyote pulls the lever, the streetcar lurches sideways off the track and flattens him instead.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wanted for being a stinker.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
📈📈📈
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

the ONION
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 11/11/2023
They took this from us Acme vs Coyote
It is prop from Acme versus Coyote that is a lawyer ad that says Injured by Falling piano? Been in a cartoon accident? And there is a bomb, dynamite and anvil with the NO symbol on them
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?”
The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?”
The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 25/08/2026
Just sharing for gags.
This Linux meme shows various ingredients that you need for a birthday cake arranged on a while colored table, with flour, butter, milk, eggs, sugar spices etc. The top text reads Happy Birthday Linux. Here's your cake, go ahead and compile it yourself!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/08/2026
Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land theonion.com/study-dolphins-not-so-…
Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Strictly Canadian version. People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: Don′t come a-hangin' around my door
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is who runs this account.
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Grumpy Cat: Lily In The Morning
Alt: Grumpy Cat.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
reagan-slayer 69
"but what if you abort the baby who'll cure cancer?!" sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use Al to go through your resumes

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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
PESSIMIST: the glass is half empty OPTIMIST: the glass is half full CAPITALIST: the other half is available with an additional monthly subscription
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That was flattering for Morocco.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Chayka’s cooking be like:
On top is a picture of a “Ring-Around-The-Tuna”, which is a vintage Jell-O. salad with tuna, onion, cucumber, celery, and various other ingredients that should never be associated with Jell-O. The picture has far too many ingredients that should never be associated with Jell-O floating around in Jell-O. Below the picture is a recipe that will conveniently not be included here to save your eyes from this absolute monstrosity of a recipe.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Old enough to recognize this as a data center
Lockable floppy disk holder from the late 20th century
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I suppose that'll work too.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Feels like a stupid one will win this one.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
That feels about right.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21/06/2026
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I was wrong.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Using my random player picker for my Marlies winner prediction and my pick is Dennis Hildenby gets the winner!
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Still does not beat the impossible swagger of the Norwegian men's curling team.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 05/06/2026
Early microscope
Early microscope
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Well played, Canadian billboard
Billboard that says “Prices more stable than some world leaders” white font on purple background , “Purple Cow” in bubble letters, #shoplocalnovaacotia in yellow letters
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
coca cola bottle with cap removed fitted onto lightbulb with the caption: "sometimes you fit perfectly, but it's not the right place." shower-thoughts-last-responder posts on tumblr saying: "that is such an inspirational quote for such a dumbass thing to do."
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 27/05/2026
Meme.

At the top there's two halves of ham, the left one is labeled "west ham" and the right one is labeled "east ham."

Below those is an entire ham labeled "Fulham".

At the bottom is an empty plate with some random food scraps on it and a fork and a knife, labeled "Nottingham"
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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Artnova Brada: Trabant Car Driving
Alt: Picture of a Trabant driving away. Or a motorized wheelbarrow.
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BeatGhoul @beatgrrrl.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
satirical illustration highlights the intense environmental impact of data centers. The cartoon depicts a deer being scolded while drinking water, satirizing the high water consumption of data centers used to train and run AI models.
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
All that fish discourse reminded me of this gem
Book cover: 
The Sex Iife of the Salmon Is Brief and Terrible
by Wilham Humphrey
The sex life of the salmon fisherman is another story altogether
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 08/05/2026
REPORT: Poilievre's only hope is that floor-crossing MPs will destroy the Liberal Party from within
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REPORT: Poilievre's only hope is that floor-crossing MPs will destroy the Liberal Party from within
OTTAWA - Recent data from Parliament Hill suggests that Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre's only chance of becoming Prime Minister rests on the possibility that one of his MPs who have recently cro...
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
come on kids, get off screens and go outside! get off the road it's for cars don't ride your bike on the sidewalk you'll hurt someone take your headphones off it's dangerous stop being so loud you're disturbing people don't just loiter around go to the park but calm down there's little ones
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
So let me guess, Gavin McKenna will be a bust.
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Nerd and Jock workout
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/04/2026
Real Estate: Never Mind, It’s An Airbnb Now
This would’ve been a great place to raise a family, but instead a wealthy couple will collect egregious amounts of passive income from bachelorette parties.

Reference #32487
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Yvette d’Entremont @dentremy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
For some reason, multiple people in my circle today are sharing photos of their cheese dips, cheese balls, and even poutine. Now I want all the cheese. I guess tonight's dinner plans will involve some form of fromage! (Photo taken during a 2014 trip to Atlanta, and it never fails to amuse me.)
In white chalk on a black sandwich board perched o a cobblestone sidewalk are the words "Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a Brie?"
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.
Troutman @robotrowboat

Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being

Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being?

Boss: Huh?

Me: Is it standing near me?

Boss: Who?

Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being

6:33 PM 06 Jan 18
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 27/03/2026
Nation almost excited to see how bad Via Rail can get after Carney’s spending cuts (podcast)
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Nation almost excited to see how bad Via Rail can get after Carney's spending cuts
“It’s already running on old chewing gum and hope, so are we losing the chewing gum or the hope?” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and special guest Andrew Ivimey) recap Poilievre’s ...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/03/2026
ending car dealerships would cut the heart out of Republican suburbia a million little fiefdoms for the biggest asshole in town, spreading poison all across the country
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
this one hurts the most
a DLSS 5 OFF / ON meme with two identical sticks of computer ram on each side, one labeled $99 and the other labeled $700
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Old International Catalogues @oldincatalogues.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
From America, 1980: Electronics and Accessories from Markline (+Ti translator; #Titrans; Additional language modules; Casio metric converter; #Cmc34; Mini-miracle: Printing calculator; Casio handheld printer; #Chr10; Melody calculator; #Cml831; Melody card; #Cml81; Melody mini card, and more)
This catalogue page features Texas Instruments and Casio electronic products, including calculators, a language translator, and accessories. The products range from handheld printing calculators, melody calculators, a metric converter, and the Ti Translator with language modules. Additionally, there are accessories like batteries, adapters, dust covers, program cards, and programming pads available for Texas Instruments calculators.

(+#Chr10
#Cmc34
#Cml71
#Cml81
#Cml831
#Ti1750
#Ti1790
#Til760
#Titrans
Additional language modules
Casio handheld printer
Casio metric converter
Melody calculator
Melody card
Melody mini card
Mini-miracle: Printing calculator
Ti translator
Ti-1750
Ti-1760 datacard
Ti-1790 datachron
Ti20225
Ti27225
Ti9130sw
Ti9131
Ti9132
Ti9180
Ti9200
Tibc59
Tibp6
Tibp7
Tibp8
Tibpia
Tidbc
Tidc
Tidust1
Tidust2
Tidust3
Til2150
Timan59
and Tipad)
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
One possible endgame…..
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I Hate My Favourite Teams @carcelmousineau.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Nah. It's actually this.
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 10/03/2026
“Spring in Canada is so beautiful” says woman about to experience months of grimy dirt snow on the side of roads
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“Spring in Canada is so beautiful” says woman about to experience months of grimy dirt snow on the side of roads
BURLINGTON, ON - Penny Collier, 31, recently claimed to some international friends that "springtime in Canada is so beautiful", clearly not remembering the endless months following winter where the si...
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
If you see this, post a robot.
media.tenor.com
a cartoon drawing of a robot with a light on its head
Alt: Robot Jones.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
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three men in suits and ties are standing in a living room and pointing at something .
Alt: The Three Stooges.
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