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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Agreed. If there was a better goalie it would have been two points.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That went well.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On second thought, I think that actually proves your point.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just bet on the Leafs losing in Game 7 of a playoff series that gets there. Easiest money ever.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also doesn’t help when the goalie lets in softies.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1967
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He shot it right in his glove.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OEL wouldn’t have had that called when he played with Florida.
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More than I’d like to have seen did.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bet Boston's thrilled.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Didn't we say that under Berube?
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Mr. Bean: Dropped From Heaven
Alt: Mr. Bean being dropped from the sky on a spot that a light is flashed on.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If there's any kind of hope of making the playoffs these are the games you need to win. Three games in and I don't like what I'm seeing.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any more iron and they'll be magnetic.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They want him for the playoffs. Which is quite bold to think they'll make the playoffs.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They just did.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
meep meep
Trolley problem but the roadrunner is on the track. When the coyote pulls the lever, the streetcar lurches sideways off the track and flattens him instead.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Miles Wood. His father is Randy Wood.
youtube.com
Randy Wood OT Winner On Ed Belfour!! (Round 1, Game 6, 1995) #leafs #torontomapleleafs
YouTube video by Jeff The Leafs Fan
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
McCabe, but yes.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not much better on the other channel either.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wanted for being a stinker.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
📈📈📈
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

the ONION
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 11/11/2023
They took this from us Acme vs Coyote
It is prop from Acme versus Coyote that is a lawyer ad that says Injured by Falling piano? Been in a cartoon accident? And there is a bomb, dynamite and anvil with the NO symbol on them
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Humphrey's makes your hamburger a beautiful thing.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?”
The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?”
The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
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nixCraft @cyberciti.biz · 25/08/2026
Just sharing for gags.
This Linux meme shows various ingredients that you need for a birthday cake arranged on a while colored table, with flour, butter, milk, eggs, sugar spices etc. The top text reads Happy Birthday Linux. Here's your cake, go ahead and compile it yourself!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/08/2026
Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land theonion.com/study-dolphins-not-so-…
Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Strictly Canadian version. People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: Don′t come a-hangin' around my door
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I need to listen to more of his music. Seems to be getting more relevant.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Good luck figuring out this one....
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is who runs this account.
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Grumpy Cat: Lily In The Morning
Alt: Grumpy Cat.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That’s all?
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The music played over the speakers at the supermarket is never that good.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
reagan-slayer 69
"but what if you abort the baby who'll cure cancer?!" sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use Al to go through your resumes

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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
PESSIMIST: the glass is half empty OPTIMIST: the glass is half full CAPITALIST: the other half is available with an additional monthly subscription
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Instead it’s a soul crushing one today.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Don't have that bright side yet.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That was flattering for Morocco.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I think it was because they won both games wearing black.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
There's a gap even with them.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Goalies have scored doing that in soccer.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The other guy's even worse.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Shame this isn't hockey.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just did.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If you go against a goalie, it's pretty much always called.
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gabriejd.bsky.social @gabriejd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The joys of having to take chances leaving your backend exposed.
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