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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky

@gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
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Comedy gal & @uwdawgpound.bsky.social's mostly-retired new boot goofer. See my show this August at da Edinburgh Fringe (derogatory): www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/g…

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 9h
Slow motion pelican coasting above the coast bliss. 🪶
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 7h
The Seahawks pass rush vs Justin Herbert
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ya dont say
Wikipedia entry saying "in 2016, skarsgård sais he had a vasectimy cuz he felt 8 children was enough"
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, & said unto them "let he that is without sin cast the first stone, especially if he has a sick-ass curveball"
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
POV you just told me suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
POV you just told me suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music
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Hesse Phillips @hessephillips.com · 30/09/2026
The saddest, emptiest, most miserable wretches ever to crawl the face of the earth are now trying to convince us that music is a "problem" that must be "solved."
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got to say, I'm not saying you *should* do it, nor am I saying that I *would* do it, but I do think, purely as a matter of abstract philosophical consideration, that it would probably be morally acceptable to kick the living shit out of this guy if you ever met him.
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can't think of a single thing that has consistently made me cry more than the game of baseball. That Tom Hanks fella was full of shit.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
"Holy smokes a laser beam strike from Ichiro" Ichiro repeats Rick Rizzs' legendary call of his throw to 3rd base to get Terrence Long
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Theres no crying in baseball" oh yes there is bitch
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Dirty D @akgrl33.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.
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ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If youre in Bellingham tomorrow holy crap what a coincidence so am I! Doing this show w/ a fun lineup produced by my favorite Nikki of all time (Kilpatrick) www.eventbrite.com/e/the-afterg...
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The Afterglow Comedy Hour Starring Gabey Lucas
Kick back and laugh out loud with Gabey Lucas lighting up the stage at The Afterglow Comedy Hour!
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Actually yeah the girls n I ~did~ make a separate group chat w/o you where we talk about you behind your back. Yeah it is cuz of that time you shared a google doc in Calibri instead of Arial. That's so embarassing
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Laura Lexx @lauralexx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just bought a burrito and ate it while walking so you can absolutely imagine how much tin foil I’ve got in me right now
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Love that all the people I know and care about who used to be in sports media can't get jobs but if you'll sell out to the right, there's money for you. Awesome. Great system. Well done, everyone.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Step aside, Hemingway
A text saying "what size shoe do you and your roommates wear? Asking since im getting rud of a lot of shoes, some never worn"
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Taylor Strong @taylorklong.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I may be an idiot when I’m into someone but I’m genuinely an incredible wingwoman
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
easy
homsar
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thoughts & prayers to @annathommy.bsky.social, who followed me in the heat of the Edinburgh Fringe presumably expecting comedy-related tweeting & is about to learn A Lot About Seahawks Football, Baby against her will
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MWhite @pjmatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ROF, and I cannot emphasize this enough, L
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ah yes another normal seahawks game
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Help out if you can: gofund.me/138494b80
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Donate to Help Tonya with her battle with cancer, organized by Tonya Bailey
Hi, my name is Tonya Bailey and I’m humbly asking for your help. A little over two… Tonya Bailey needs your support for Help Tonya with her battle with cancer
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Trevor A. Branch @trevorabranch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I remembered “being inspired” and drafting a post in the middle of the night. When I woke up, I found this: Gordita Trebuchet vs Chalupa Catapult
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⚗️ Spook Knight Pickles 🧪 @pickles4nickles.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Evem though it's after the fact and this is a reference for me and me only I drew a little Homestar on the lab calendar for Labor Daybor
Little Todaybor day is Labor Day Homestar in whiteboard marker
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is how i found out chad kelly is still employed to play football
Chad Kelly in an ad for toronto argonauts football
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rutgers invented college football in 1869 and has spent the last 160 years regretting the decision
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
men will hug instead of going to therapy (wait, this one is fine, men!)
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
LAST SHOW TOMORROW YOU FUCKS (reverent) 4:10 HOOTS NICOLSON GET YOUR TIX AT THE LINK IN MY DUMB BIO #EdFringe #MixItUp
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me striking out my nephew's homie in wiffle ball to remind him a lady can beat his ass:
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
have you ever attempted to plan a group dinner in a city none of you live in? this is how I know that 9/11 was not an inside job.
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Do you know how fast I'd be getting tix to Book Club right now if I werent 5,000 miles away for other comedy shenanigans?? ("So fast")
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well now this is just true
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
POV youre a nice audience review for my #EdFringe show & I'm reading you as my bedtime story to give my dopamine receptors the external validation they crave for a craft I love internally but which requires certain levels of external validation to-- ya know this may be too wordy #MixItUp
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite Dolly Parton meme.
A twitter interaction where someone posted a photo of Dolly Parton looking hot as hell in black and red lingerie. Someone else replies to the photo with "Well then wha the hell did Jolene look like???"
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The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 24/08/2026
"A market ceases to function when competition disappears. And it’s disappearing," contends writer Mike Schur in a guest column for The Hollywood Reporter
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Mike Schur: The Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger Is Existential for Writers
Let’s begin with a statement of fact: mega mergers in Hollywood are bad for writers. They’re also bad for actors and directors, for production designers and caterers, for carpenters and Teamsters and electricians and set decorators. They are bad for consumers, who get fewer choices in entertainment controlled by fewer bosses with narrower worldviews. Mergers are bad for local businesses, who lose paying customers from disappearing productions. They are bad for high level TV and film executives, and entry-level assistants, and everyone in between.
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: The Sex Bazookas
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Richard J @preachypreach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger; No, They’re Definitely Giants
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky @gabeynotgabby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"it's-a me!"
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