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Chris Miller

@millerlowlife14.bsky.social
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I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize the Oklahoma City Thunder. Go M's 🔱 Go Seahawks 1️⃣2️⃣ Go Ducks(Anaheim) 🦆🏒 Probably posting about sports, movies, my pets, and wrestling occasionally. My wife could beat up your wife.

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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 5m
Launch Josh Jobe into the fucking sun
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 10m
Fuck off
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 11m
There it is
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 2h
Mike Evans is 68 years old. C'mon.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 27m
This is entirely too much George Holani
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 27m
Image of Ichiro in a road Mariners uniform, wearing shades beneath his navy ball cap. White words in Lucia Handwriting font reads below, "'Who the f--- is Tom Brady?' - Ichiro."
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Otto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 31m
The Seattle Seahawks have literally never played a normal game.
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 32m
Tom Brady is out of his goddamn head
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 38m
JSNTD
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 40m
The Nehemiah Pritchett Game
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 47m
Does "George Holani" sound fast to you? No. that's the name of a 57 year old Fed Ex delivery guy with bad knees, not an NFL RB. Stop handing him the football.
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 58m
His ass is clearly unwell
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 58m
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Dumpster Fire in Floodwaters
Alt: Dumpster Fire in Floodwaters.
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jack (zombie twitter) @parkerjb7.bsky.social · 1h
Haven’t been this mad at a football game since last week
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1h
The Seahawks are beating the Seahawks 21-13
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 1h
What's Shaun Alexander doing? Ricky Watters? Chris Warren? John fucking L. Williams?! ANYBODY WHO CAN HANG ON TO THE ROCK?!
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 1h
What in the actual fuck
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 1h
HE FUCKING HIT HIM WITH A LARIAT WHERE IS THE FLAG
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 1h
You can’t head butt a helmet-less player anymore, because of woke.
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Ty Dane Gonzalez @tdg.bsky.social · 1h
greenlaw's gotta get tossed for headbutting ernest
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 05/10/2026
Sometimes baseball folks on here are responding to an actual interesting conversation (or even an *annoying* interesting one) about analytics, but sometimes it's obvious they're just still looking at Twitter a lot, and I'd invite them to stop doing that, or at least, stopping make it my problem?
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 1h
Goddamnit
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 1h
Byron Murphy sacks of Purdy: 2 Every player in the NFL sacks of Purdy this season except Byron Murphy: 0
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 1h
🥄
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 1h
BYYYYYYYYYYYROOOOOOOOOON
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 2h
GOT. HIS. ASS.
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 2h
Is Sam's ass still broken? Is his broken ass affecting his play?
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 2h
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Wannaseeadeadbody Wannasee
Alt: Wannaseeadeadbody?
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 2h
(Aristocrats voice) THE NFC EAST
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let Emanuel Wilson cook
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KrisPLettuce @krisplettuce.bsky.social · 2h
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 2h
GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 2h
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 2h
Mike Evans is 68 years old. C'mon.
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 2h
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Estelle Getty: I Hate That! (Golden Girls)
Alt: Estelle Getty: I Hate That! (Golden Girls)
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 2h
Go Hawks 1️⃣2️⃣
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Jsn Hehe
Alt: Jsn Hehe
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 3h
It was gross while it lasted, but I think we can return Deshaun back to the garbage heap where he belongs now
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 3h
The Goddamn Jets(complimentary)
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 3h
A small child saying "The Goddamn Jets"
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Marielle ⚓️🔱 @marielle922.bsky.social · 5h
Mood today 😏
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 3h
Hawks by 100
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 3h
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Baseball Player: That’s where I want the ball to go
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Prof Frank McDonough @fxmc1957.bsky.social · 14h
PHOTO OF THE DAY. Archduke Franz Ferdinand posing as a mummy on a trip to Cairo (1896). 📷 Heymann & Co
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John Robinson @hannibalv.bsky.social · 4h
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Large banner held by two people. Text of banner is "RESPECT MY TRANS HOMIES OR I'M GONNA IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM". "Respect my trans homies" is painted in the colors of the trans flag; the rest of the text is black. The banner is painted on brown cardboard.
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 4h
I hate Ben Johnson enough to root for the Packers which makes me hate him more how dare he
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 4h
When there are more than zero Niners fans in any given location
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 5h
Will you ride at dawn for me? 🦝 #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 19h
A+ Fresno State fan shot
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Chris Miller @millerlowlife14.bsky.social · 20h
Wishing Kalen DeBoer and Lane Kiffin and a very pleasant go fuck yourselves.
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