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Morgan Ross

@funknelson.bsky.social
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Seattle nerd dad. I like riding bikes. he/him

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Football is back!
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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A Jamiroquai commercial for the Japanese Sony Minidisc. Circa late '90s.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The basic cheeseburger from McDonalds.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Egypt and Iran have requested that Pride events in Seattle during their World Cup match be canceled and… no. Welcome to Seattle. This might be the most patriotic I’ve felt in my life. Pride isn’t happening during your game; you’re here during Pride. Suck a rainbow. apnews.com/article/worl...
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Iran and Egypt will meet, uncomfortably, in Seattle's World Cup 'Pride Match'
Egypt and Iran are two of the most repressive countries for gays and lesbians. But by sheer coincidence they will square off in a World Cup “Pride Match” in Seattle coinciding with the city’s annual c...
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Towed my daughter’s new bike down to Seward Park so she can practice riding along Lake Washington Blvd without any cars. These weekends are so amazing for kids that are just learning to ride.
A kid’s bike being towed by a cargo e-bike, parked on the north short of Seward Park
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson is proposing to double the size of Seattle's transit measure, which funds Metro transit service in Seattle—raising the sales tax from 0.15 percent to 0.3 percent. The ballot measure would fund the Seattle streetcar downtown, plus another 280,000 hours of transit service.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Rode the full length of the Centennial Trail today, from Snohomish to the Nakashima barn past Arlington. 60 miles round trip. Washington is beautiful.
Farms outside of snohomishNakashima barn on the northern end of the centennial trailBridge across the stillaguamish river Centennial trail heading towards Arlington
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
So, I saw this pop up on the NW corner of Jackson and 25th Ave, which is an intersection of a busy neighborhood arterial and a healthy street. While I’m a big fan of bike parking and daylighting, the placement here makes it impossible to hit the crossing lights. Good intentions, bad execution?
New bike parking on the corner of 25th and Jackson, inconveniently placed.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Apparently the city-wide solidarity across greater Seattle in agreeing that Laurelhurst specifically kinda sucks.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I love this section of the Elliot Bay trail. Weird little tree lined path sandwiched between a trainyard and warehouses. Still not used to that jank narrow bridge being gone.
Elliot bay bike trail between trains and warehouses
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
trigger warning: cybertruck in a bus lane 👎
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ROCKY MOUNTAIN VIEWS @rockymountviews.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Republicans: Guns are wonderful Guns set us free! We have every right to own multiple huge guns! Long live guns! Everyone should own guns!!! #2A forever! Republicans get shot at: This is because of the rhetoric of the Democrats!
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This really sucks. I love R&M Load 60 and I’m now worried about the future of my local bike shop that specializes in them.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Why do I feel like I'm seeing more Cybertrucks now?
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The PNW rules.
Sunset over the puget sound Looking south down the west Seattle coast
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Music is best consumed as full albums in the intended track order and you’re not a true fan of a band unless you are prepared to rank and discuss all of their albums.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This post is actually great because I’m now following all the accounts dunking on this dude.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
There should be an Ethiopean restaurant called "Turn Down for Wot".
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I love how toasters are like: 0-2: Do absolutely nothing 2-3: The full spectrum of successful toasting 3-4: Burn this food completely 4-5: Burn this and test my smoke detectors
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
4 and it's not remotely close.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Biked with my daughter to the ID today and got dim sum. Seattle rules.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I think it's pretty awesome that the first pictures of the general public riding the light rail over the floating bridge will be a ton of protestors going to the No Kings rally. Great optics all around, well played Seattle.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Yeah I’ve seen the groundbreaking movie where a leading man plays two different brothers
Neil Breen with more disheveled Neil Breen
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I've watched this performance at least a dozen times now. Always enjoyed this track. Love seeing Del on the SNL stage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMKA...
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Gorillaz: Clint Eastwood ft. Del the Funky Homosapien (Live) - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If a person from Norway is called a Norwegian, does that mean a person from Federal Way, WA is called a Federal Wegian?
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I think it's very depressing that there is simply no social stigma against distracted driving. When people join a Zoom meeting from their cars everyone should be deriding that sort of behavior, and yet it's just accepted.
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
One of the things that i have to give it to Trump is that it is so fucking easy to oppose everything he says, stands for, and believes in. There has not been one moral close call with anything he does. I have never had to say "well does he have a point." No. Everything he does has been awful
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Dan Holt @danielsholt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 08/02/2026
Green Day have to be the only band to play 924 Gilman and the Super Bowl
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Nothing like bringing Tom Brady on stage to American Idiot.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Jeffrey Bezos is destroying the Washington Post for the same reason Musk destroyed Twitter and Ellison is destroying CBS—oligarchs oppose the free press when if it threatens their wealth and power. They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
one of the reasons I think it's hard to believe Catherine O'Hara died is because she was this super rare combination of both poise and chaotic energy and so she didn't seem to have a physical age; she was just oscillating between 40 and 17 and 60 at all times.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Good thing this is the first time these two teams have ever faced each other in the Superbowl and there are no terrible clips to replay over and over for the next two weeks.
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
BOBO!
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Hell yeah Seahawks. A well deserved bye week.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The 60 Minutes segment on CECOT that CBS and the Trump administration didn’t want us to see.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It’s comeback week in the NFL
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Not sure how the Seahawks won that game, but WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
My 7 year old daughter only knows who Kevin Hart is because of commercials during football games.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
For awhile, I was older than every NFL player, but that appears to no longer be true.
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QB Philip Rivers will reportedly start for Colts against Seahawks
The 44-year-old Rivers last started an NFL game on Jan. 9, 2021.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 13/12/2025
[guy who voted for this] i didn’t vote for this
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Extremely not a compact car.
cybertruck is way too big for a compact space at target
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times. The Flaming Lips Chromeo Ladytron The Presets Built to Spill Also concerts I've seen once but were fantastic: Radiohead R.E.M. Beck Rush
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/11/2025
Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I want what she has.
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