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Morgan Ross

@funknelson.bsky.social
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Seattle nerd dad. I like riding bikes. he/him

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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have a class 3 e-bike and the only time I do 25+ mph is when I have to ride on an arterial street with traffic going the same speed. On protected bike lanes and multi-use trails, 12-15 feels much better.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This guy is good.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Football is back!
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Flat northern borders.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the PNW rules
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Washington has entered the chat.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Good lord, I hate that hill. Up and down, it’s the worst.
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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A Jamiroquai commercial for the Japanese Sony Minidisc. Circa late '90s.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just signed, thanks for the signal boost.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The crowd at this would have been interesting.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
25th Ave S and Dearborn is awful with drivers running the stop signs.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
www.seattletimes.com/opinion/seat... Here are some words from the mayor of Seattle taking a victory lap. Perhaps use your platform to amplify them.
seattletimes.com
Seattle, the World Cup brought possibility. Let's build on it | Op-Ed, Mayor Katie Wilson
Seattle’s World Cup revealed something else, something many of us knew, despite the persistent voices pushing narratives of decline. Seattle is a great city.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Where’s that several hundred foot long slash Trump claimed someone did?
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The basic cheeseburger from McDonalds.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
E-bikes are dad cheat codes.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Infuriating.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Egypt and Iran have requested that Pride events in Seattle during their World Cup match be canceled and… no. Welcome to Seattle. This might be the most patriotic I’ve felt in my life. Pride isn’t happening during your game; you’re here during Pride. Suck a rainbow. apnews.com/article/worl...
apnews.com
Iran and Egypt will meet, uncomfortably, in Seattle's World Cup 'Pride Match'
Egypt and Iran are two of the most repressive countries for gays and lesbians. But by sheer coincidence they will square off in a World Cup “Pride Match” in Seattle coinciding with the city’s annual c...
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yeah, and then you’re on the wrong side of the road to the arboretum where cars are turning in and out. It’s a small piece, but definitely a missing gap.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
this rules
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Very sad. She was also Samantha Darko in Donnie Darko.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
People that think like that don't become trillionaires. Gotta have that hoard mentality from the get go.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I will vote for candidates that say these things, fwiw.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Towed my daughter’s new bike down to Seward Park so she can practice riding along Lake Washington Blvd without any cars. These weekends are so amazing for kids that are just learning to ride.
A kid’s bike being towed by a cargo e-bike, parked on the north short of Seward Park
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Every journalist who has recorded and published him saying this line without challenging him to name the wars he’s talking about has failed.
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson is proposing to double the size of Seattle's transit measure, which funds Metro transit service in Seattle—raising the sales tax from 0.15 percent to 0.3 percent. The ballot measure would fund the Seattle streetcar downtown, plus another 280,000 hours of transit service.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Honestly, it's fine. Kids are statistically in far greater danger when they're being driven around in a car.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Lucille Bluth: I don't understand the question
ALT: Lucille Bluth: I don't understand the question
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My 8 year old daughter dislikes him quite a bit. The ways that Trump is a bad man are easily observed — he’s a bully, he lies, he helps only his friends and he blames others for his mistakes. Kids aren’t dumb and reach their own conclusions.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm so sorry.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
No joke, I got a cargo e-bike and adapted my whole personality around it. Got in marginally better shape, felt really smug and became insufferable to people I already didn’t care to be around.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Incredible!
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Good thing all car drivers follow the rules and never cause accidents.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You say “closure”, but I saw hundreds of people enjoying it today. By removing cars, the shore opens up to far more people. Even the protesters seemed to find a way to the lake.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Congrats! Can’t wait for the cargo e-bike content 🙂
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I passed by them too, was wondering what event was going on.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I wish shirts fit me this well.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Sounds like you’re advocating for more bike lanes then, right? Right?
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Awesome, really appreciate it!
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Rode the full length of the Centennial Trail today, from Snohomish to the Nakashima barn past Arlington. 60 miles round trip. Washington is beautiful.
Farms outside of snohomishNakashima barn on the northern end of the centennial trailBridge across the stillaguamish river Centennial trail heading towards Arlington
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I like where your head is at.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
So, I saw this pop up on the NW corner of Jackson and 25th Ave, which is an intersection of a busy neighborhood arterial and a healthy street. While I’m a big fan of bike parking and daylighting, the placement here makes it impossible to hit the crossing lights. Good intentions, bad execution?
New bike parking on the corner of 25th and Jackson, inconveniently placed.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Carry on my wayward Waymo
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“Appreciate….”, dang it.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Apparently the city-wide solidarity across greater Seattle in agreeing that Laurelhurst specifically kinda sucks.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I saw them tonight too. Not a fan.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I love this section of the Elliot Bay trail. Weird little tree lined path sandwiched between a trainyard and warehouses. Still not used to that jank narrow bridge being gone.
Elliot bay bike trail between trains and warehouses
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
trigger warning: cybertruck in a bus lane 👎
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
There are decades worth of recordings of Tucker saying exactly what he believes. All this reporting serves is laundering his racism and extremism into something more palatable now that association with Trump is no longer politically advantageous.
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Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
That section is really rough. Hope that rider can get back out soon.
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