Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Towed my daughter’s new bike down to Seward Park so she can practice riding along Lake Washington Blvd without any cars. These weekends are so amazing for kids that are just learning to ride. 2253
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Rode the full length of the Centennial Trail today, from Snohomish to the Nakashima barn past Arlington. 60 miles round trip. Washington is beautiful. 371
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026So, I saw this pop up on the NW corner of Jackson and 25th Ave, which is an intersection of a busy neighborhood arterial and a healthy street. While I’m a big fan of bike parking and daylighting, the placement here makes it impossible to hit the crossing lights. Good intentions, bad execution? 490
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I love this section of the Elliot Bay trail. Weird little tree lined path sandwiched between a trainyard and warehouses. Still not used to that jank narrow bridge being gone. 170
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Maybe we just switch to a different Rockwell? He was great in Moon. 030
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 30/10/2025The dementia-addled reality television host will kill us all. 041
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Life goal accomplished: a 100 mile bike ride. I am le tired… 080
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Think I outdid myself this year with my fantasy football avatar. 010
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Had to come pay my respects to the weird Interbay rusty cage path before it got ripped up. Pretty sure this is what Soundgarden was singing about. 061
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Pleasant day for a bike ride. 520 east -> Sammamish River Trail -> BGT. Start and end at Husky Stadium. 050
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 12/08/2025The ride from West Seattle to Pioneer Square at night is a vibe. Normally I’m on autopilot and not really perceiving it. 050
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 11/08/2025This route rules so much* when the homestretch is a car-free Lake Washington Blvd. (*except the bits by The Landing and along Rainier/Seward Park Ave, moar bike lanes please) 050
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Took my daughter to Seattle’s new waterfront playground. Really nice climbing structures and that slide is legit. Also crowded as fuck (but that’s a good look for the waterfront). 230
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Just encountered a kid’s lemonade stand that accepted Venmo. 010
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 21/07/2025MY BLUE HEAVEN and NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, my favorite two forgotten '90s comedies. 020
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Lake Washington Blvd should be car-free every single day of the year. Fully radicalized on this. 090
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Towed my daughter’s bike down to Lake Washington to practice riding without training wheels. I absolutely love when this road is closed off to cars. 1110
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Ummm, this doesn't look good. Basically every major internet service is spiking on Down Detector. 000
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Long line of cars stuck on 520 westbound. Seems pretty lame, and then I remembered they’re paying a toll to be stuck there. Ew. 150
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Seattle bike hivemind: I was riding from South Park to Georgetown this weekend and didn't realize there was construction on Marginal. There used to be a bike lane here and I know a fancy new trail is eventually going to connect to the bridge but right now it's super dangerous. What's a good detour? 450
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I don’t have cats but I buy food for my family all the time without a car. I can haul several gallons of milk, in fact. 070
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 01/05/2025The Elliot Bay trail closure at Myrtle Edwards park is a bit of a bummer but this sunset made up for it. 010
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I dig this chess-themed mini park in Rainier Beach. 030
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Forgot how effin’ hilly the Chief Sealth trail is. Killer views though. And the power line structures are a whole vibe. 130
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Biking around Lake Washington is such a satisfying Strava map. 470
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Got together with some friends tonight to play some music and I bet you can use this to triangulate how old I am. 010
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Doing the Ride for Major Taylor and just made it to the Tacoma ferry terminal. Next stop, Vashon Island. 120
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I missed the protests, but did manage to get a bike ride in shortly afterward. The vibes have greatly improved throughout the city. 181
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 04/04/2025The Amazon Fresh by my house has decided to secure the Bluey and Baby Shark coloring books behind a locked cabinet and I for one will sleep easier knowing that history’s wealthiest corporation will never again have to foot the bill for an impoverished child experiencing a fleeting moment of joy. 010
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Big old bike ride around Lake Sammamish and Lake Washington today. The PNW continues to be lovely. 030
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 21/03/2025This little bend in the path by Fergolia Field on Mercer Island is nice. Nearby water fountains actually work which is a rare treat. 080
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Spotted at the CD Amazon Fresh. History’s wealthiest corporation locking up toilet paper and diapers seems indicative of a far greater societal ill than shoplifting. 020
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Seems pretty standard to me, normally holds Ortlieb panniers. 000
Morgan Ross @funknelson.bsky.social · 19/03/2025If I never see one of these again, it’ll be too soon 020
