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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay we're all (correctly) yelling about Hoggle but these also made me yell:
Art from a magic card called Shaft of Hands, a renamed Rogue's Passage. It is a full art borderless card, with hand-drawn hands and Sarah from Labyrinth. The line art feels like a kid's book. Image of a magic card called I've brought You a Gift, a renamed Trinisphere card. The full-art card features Jareth holding three spheres in one hand from the movie Labyrinth.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I could also fuck with: Put That Baby's Spell On Me that flips to So I Hear You Like My Labyrinth (Land) but it's just this guy
One side of a Magic: The Gathering car called Hydroelectric Specimen. This card has a painting of a blue watery monster in Myst-esque laboratory setting, with a blue border and text at the bottom which reads "Creature - Weird. Flash. When Hydroelectric Specimen enters toe battlefield, you may change the target if target instant or sorcery spell with a single target to Hydroelectric Specimen."
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm taking inspiration from your 'just leave the empty frame for now' approach, much better than the put it all up at once nonsense I had when I did this
A gallery wall full of frames of different sizes and colors
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've only known Lura Thok for one episode and I would die for her
Lura Thok, a character of Klingon and Jem Hadar, in a Starfleet Academy uniform with a whistle on a lanyard around her neck.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It's so nice having amazing friends that will bring you garden fresh tomato delights and water while you sit in their pool and relax
The photographer's view from the edge of an in-ground pool. Stacked on the brick at the age of the pool are a towel with a large book on it, a large blue water bottle, and a brightly colored plate with large slabs of tomato on bread. There is a gate behind the pool, and right beyond that fence is the plant the tomato was picked from.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Y'all we're back in the *green*
Image of the edge of a small lake. There are a number of wooden benches in the more open foreground, with dense trees lining the far side other water. Everything is extremely green
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love Magic. I love Star Trek. This is just an absolute blast #STLV
A transporter pad from Star Trek that has been decorated with the magic the gathering symbol and all five colors and symbols associated with the five colors in the game (white, blue, black,red, green)
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Something something live your life so you can dress up for a Birdcage screening from just the nonsense you have in your closet
An image from the Birdcage of Albert waiting for the bus in setting sun in in red striped pants, a yellow long-sleeved shirt, light tan coat over his shoulders, with a scarf tied around his neck for fashion, rings on many fingers, and glasses on a gold chain. A fat woman standing on a train platform in setting sun, in red striped pants, a yellow long-sleeved shirt, light tan coat over her shoulders, with a scarf tied around his neck for fashion, rings on many fingers, and glasses on a gold chain.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
So I lied, I cheated, I tapped lands to cover the crimes of other men.
A Magic the Gathering card depicting a three-phase saga called In the Pale Moon light. The saga art depicts Garak, the angry romulan with the faked data stick, Sisko and his confession drink, and DS9. 

The saga text reads:

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III). 

1: Each opponent sacrifices a non token creature of their choice 
2: investigate. (Create a clue token. It's an artifact with "Pay 12 colorless mana, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")
3: You may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, create two 1/2 black Romulan creature tokens.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Frear not, Mae has also joined to lord above us from the comfort of my hoop skirt
A fluffy gray cat lounges like a goddess in the center of a white hoop skirt. She's above a person sitting on the ground who took the photo.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy July fourth from the big closet, where we have holed up with the zooted boy until the booms stop
A black cat is curled up under hanging clothes in a closet. He's on a lot of drugs, and that shows in the vacant expression on his face.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I turned away for FIVE MINUTES
An incredibly fluffy gray cat lies tummy-up on a hand-embroidered backgammon mat.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I have only my own flights of fancy for reverse palestina stich to blame for my aching back
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So close I can taste it
A blue linen napkin with the triangles of a backgammon board embroidered onto it in green and gold. There are two points that are still outlined, waiting to be embroidered
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
No really come stop her, she's sewing a backgammon board to use in the tavern
A blue piece of linen fabric with twelve triangles drawn out in white lines. Four or the triangles are outlined in gold embroidery floss with a chain stich (mostly)
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Somebody come get her, she's making favors to trade at ren faire
A pile of brightly colored ribbon rosettes, each with a button at the center
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Boot scoot zooted
A fluffy gray cat sits on her back legs, held upright on her front feet. She's kind of hunched, and in stark shadows that highlight the complete lack of thoughts behind her eyes. Also she's on a lot of drugs. And isn't hiding it well.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Big love to this gorgeous girl who went to get her teeth cleaned and is coming home with 8 fewer teeth than she woke up with this morning
A fluffy gray cat poses on a windowsill next to a 12" disco ball. Her hair is turned toward the camera over her shoulder in a jaunty, almost human direct stare into the camera. She's a fabulous diva bitch and is showing it (and her disco ball) off
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
A game even happened at our wedding dinner, I'm told it was a blast
A downward view of a large wooden table at a Mexican restaurant with people gathered around it- only their hands are visible. On the table are a mix of drinks and the pieces of a game of Raccoon Sky Pirates- a map, several character sheets, and chaos cards.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
And there are fancy feathers for fancy girls to hunt
A fluffy gray cat curled up in the corner of a couch. She's playing with a large lavender-colored ostrich feather. It's all very bougie, if you ignore the part where the feather was 10 for 5 and the cat came free as a set of kittens
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This goddamn dress
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Glow-up on the century on my boy
A washed-out intake photo of a kitten at the shelter. The kitten is all black with extremely large yellow eyes. The eyes are so big it makes him look like an alien. They're nearly half the head. The kitten is being held from the stomach upright for the photo. It looks like a mugshot you'd find in the X Files. A weird-looking kitten for sure. A fully-grown black cat sits on a console in front of a TV (turned off). His fur is smooth and sleek, and he has a black velvet collar at his neck that blends into his fur, only a few small gold charms are visible at the neck. Unlike the previous mugshot, his features are more proportionate. If anything, his eyes are a little smaller than you would expect in an adult cat and they're placed in his skull with the same verticality as a stuffed toy. He's very handsome, cutting a smooth figure to match his smooth brain, which has never known an independent thought.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
There were a lot of fancy/flashy board games at the con this weekend but I had the most success posting up with my 30+ year-old deck of set cards and just waiting for my fellow nasty little set freaks to find me
Not my photo: a 3x4 grid of cards from the game Set. Each card shows symbols, either one, two, or three on a card, that are one of three colors (red, green, or purple), shapes (oval, squiggle, or diamond), and fill types (solid shape, outline only, or striped fill).
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I was so busy with work that I forgot to take photos of Arkansas, but meet this delightful gentleman with a serious security job at Crystal Bridges!
A diluted orange tabby cat is curled up in the shade on some asphalt that is still warm from the sun. He's shielded from the parking lot by a metal bollard, and has a little tag on his collar that reads "Security".
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I'm at a magic table full of men who are not interested in the Met Gala so nobody understood why I started laughing when I drew this card but y'all will
A hand holding a masked gorgon magic card. The art is old-school horny magic, so the gorgon in the art has massive tits and is showing them off in a low-cut strapless black dressLauren Bezos on the red carpet at the Met Gala. Similar to the art on the magic card this is compared to, the figure at the center of the image has large breasts that are displayed in a low-cut dark dress with a shark neckline
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
But also, please feast in the absolute delight:
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A VAJAZZLED GLOW UP
A screenshot from the second episode of Dimension 20: On a Bus. Several hands are making room for the box of doom (shaped like a pirate cave with a stone skull at the top) at the center of the table. The box of doom has been covered in small gems and the flat surface where dice are rolled is filled with cheetos. The captions form the screencap read "That's the real box of doom!)" and "Heavy, heavy. Cheeto time."
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Look at what they did to my girl (affectionate)
A blurry image of the box of doom from Dimension 20, which is used for high-stakes rolls and is shaped like a cave with a pirate skull-looking boulder as the keystone. The box of doom in this image has been completely bedazzled in colorful rhinestones
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Team we got our photos back and I'm obsessed
A fat woman in a white knee-length dress with bright colorful squiggles on it. She's wearing a light purple veil with feathers, black heels, and is smiling. She's posing with a bouquet in her hand. A woman in a white dress with colorful squiggle accents and a light purple veil poses with her hand to her forehead, halfway through a mock swoon
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Yeah okay this mission fucks
Photo of part of a sign from the mission museum. It reads "Previous to the secularization act some of the mission land had been deeded to Salinian families by the Church. The Mexican government did not honor these deeds and the people were made to leave. Some of the Salinians, having learned husbandry, we're employed in the new ranchos. Others left the missions and returned to their villages."
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Zohran Mamdani stands in front of a slow plow  in a green jacket. The caption text reads "It looks like at least 8 to 9 inches if not more."
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
THEY HAVE AI SLOP AT THE MISSION MUSEUM
A framed print of an AI-generated image of Moses and the burning bush hung on the wall at a mission museum
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Team, I present: Her.
A fluffy gray cat with frankly enormous paws sleeps on a hot pink blanket. All four paws are assembled in a large pile at the center of the photo.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It doesn't get cold enough here for me to tolerate too many sweaters, so I just put the baby in the baby wrap and call him the sweater
A black cat swaddled up in a baby wrap, having a little nap
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Screenshot from a old Facebook interface with the header title "What's going on?". Underneath are a list of four options with a circle to check the option that applies. Option 1: It's annoying or not interesting; Option 2 (which is selected): I'm in this photo and I don't like it: Option 3: I think it shouldn't be on Facebook; Option 4: It's spam.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Truly personified heart eyes, thanks for this @criticalrole.bsky.social
A screenshot from the advertisement section of the Critical Role stream, showing Talesin, Laura, and Ashley. Talesin (left) is staring off camera with his chin on his hand, eyes bright, and a gigantic smile on his face. Laura, in the middle, has her head down on the table, laughing. Ashley (right) is laughing with her left arm above her head. Immediately before this screencap, Travis and Sam did an ad for...some kind of game, as a loose Heated Rivalry parody. The people in this image are reacting to that.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Anyway here's the full image, I don't want to link to the page and have somebody at the help desk look closer.
A sample screenshot of an NIH administrative portal pulled from the help website in support of that portal. It is an example of the portal to request to change the person in charge of a project.  The sample grant information details a grant issued to DEEP SPACE 9 RESEARCH INSTITUTE for Jaddie Dax titled "The Trill - symbion or parasite?". The example features a number of Trek references, including Christine Chapel as the grant administration specialist. 

What is not clear is if this is supposed to be adding Jadzia to a project or replacing her with Ezri
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Of course Christine Chapel is managing this grant! As a fun note, based on the people I've emailed, older emails that the structure above, newer hires have the structure listed here, suggesting they were hired at different times. Peak attention to detail.
Cropped screenshot of a mocked-up NIH admin website, which reads: 

Grants Management Specialist
Chapel, Christine
Chapel.Christine@nih.gov
301-123-4567
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Who is running the program that awarded this grant to DS9? Silik Fleck- Silik was involved in the Temporal Cold War, played by John Fleck I only made it 5 eps into ENT, somebody else might need to explain him (I tried it bc wikipedia said it was about the founding of UFP; I had no other context)
Screenshot of a mocked-up NIH admin website that reads: 

Program Official
Fleck, Silik
silikf@nih.gov
301-765-4321
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
What's the project? I'm so glad you asked. It's "The Trill - symbions or parasites?" Also stars for attention to detail, the -02 at the end of the grant matches up with the listed second budget period of the overall project
Cropped screenshot of a mockup NIH administration website. It lists the project name as "The Trill - symbions or parasites?" For a project awarded to "DEEP SPACE 9 RESEARCH INSTITUTE"
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Not some god-tier Trekkie at the NIH using Jadzia as the example for the help page about changing the PI in charge of a grant Whoever you are, I hope your pillow is always cool on both sides
A cropped screenshot of an example eRA commons page (the website used to administer NIH grants). This page is titled Prior Approval Request Change of PD/PI- this form is used to change the person who is in charge of directing work on an NIH grant. The contact PD/PI is listed as "Dax, Jaddie" who has a commons user ID of "KURZON".  The awardee institution is listed as "DEEP SPACE 9 RESEARCH INSTITUTE" 

The grant number is "5U24HL123456-02", indicating that this is a BRAIN initiative (Brain Research through Adapting Innovative Neurotechnologies) grant through the National Heart, Lung, Blood Institute that is in its second year of funding
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Ahhhh I didn't scroll down far enough for my all-time review! also, lol, somebody save me from acnh (I'm now putting all that time into the sims)
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
the muldo mines were not kind to any of us
A bingo card that says "Muldo" at the top, where every square is a thing that often happens in the x files, including:
Cover of physical FBI case file
Scully rolls her eyes
Someone says something about wanting to believe
Creepy child
"While you do what?"
Shirtless Mulder
So dark you can't see what's happening
Mulder cracks a joke at a crime scene
Cigarette Smoking Man
Another age t disparages Mulder
An IRL FBI employee would get fired for that 
Refusal to talk about something on the phone
Mulder gives Scully a hard time because she's skeptical 
"What are we doing here?"
VHS!

And others
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
This house tho!
Still from the kdrama "Personal Taste" shows a woman standing in the courtyard of a Korean Hanok house.
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
A little DS9 therapy to get me to stop doom scrolling today
Projection of a Deep Space Nine episode on the roof of a darkend room. The wall underneath the episode is faintly illuminated by the projection and is covered in framed art. The episode is "By Inferno's Light" where Garak is saying "I have to find him, Doctor."
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
One last post because I, a dumbass, fully forgot to document my own fit for the day
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Team, the civic center in Marin is an absolute #1 stunner
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ginger ninja @funkasarusrex.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Spent the night dying every time @erikaishii.bsky.social started making biscuits on everyone else, 100/10
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