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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 22/08/2024

William the Conqueror: Hey you, write your name and address in the Doomsday Book Peasant: The what book? William the Conqueror: I mean the Happy Book... The Happy Book of Cuddles

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 17/08/2024

reconnecting with nature (banging my head against a large boulder)

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 20/06/2024

Doctor Who: We can go ANYWHERE in time and space! Also Doctor Who: Let's go to Wales again

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 24/05/2024

STOP is short for stop thinking of porn

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 08/04/2024

Paul stabs his hooks into the giant sandworm, everybody cheers "YAY, HE'S A RIDER!" then another worm hears us and swallows us whole

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 02/04/2024

inside you are two wolves. one is a duck. the other is a duck. they are both ducks and THEY WANT BREAD

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 27/02/2024

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM Never gonna BOOM BOOM BOOM Never gonna let BOOM BOOM Never gonna BOOM BOOM BOOM and BOOMBOOM BOOM (you've been baldrick-rolled)

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 04/02/2024

so I keep hearing fan fiction is worth reading so I googled to find the most popular fan fics and ok I expected there'd be loads of erotica but omg is there anything with an ACTUAL STORY or is it ALL just "chose your favourite characters and make them fuck" in this essay I will

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 17/01/2024

if u are not yet a duck, try again ❤️

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 15/01/2024

NEVER FORGET that you too can be a duck

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 13/01/2024

hello burgers are a type of soup follow me for more life hacks i will not be accepting questions at this time

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 27/12/2023

SNEAKY BEAKY BOOPS 😍🤗😍

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

if u are celebrating today please remember to do so with two (2) extra quacks

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endless quacking @quackflaps.bsky.social · 24/12/2023

🔔🎵🔔🎵🔔🎵🔔🎵🔔🎵🔔 quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack 🔔🎵🔔🎵🔔🎵🔔🎵🔔🎵🔔

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

If the friend zone is anything like the calzone then count me in, darling.

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 17/12/2023

A man hands you a box, telling you it is full of your worst fears. The reality is the box is empty but oh how you fill it still.

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

YOU CAN IMPROVE YOUR SLEEP by raising one of your feet and tucking it into your feathers (in this tweet, you are a duck)

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 24/12/2023

my name is flaps and I approve this message

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 17/12/2023

*me, after reading a post I think is dumb* This is so dumb. *me, after writing a post that is equally as dumb* This is so clever.

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 18/12/2023

they learned it from my evening class (it's one of the advanced moves)

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 18/12/2023

pls try it, it so lovely 😍

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 18/12/2023

so comfy ❤️😍❤️😍❤️

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

YOU CAN IMPROVE YOUR SLEEP by raising one of your feet and tucking it into your feathers (in this tweet, you are a duck)

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🐥🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

yaaaay! 😍🤗😍🤗😍

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

Hey, my girlfriend and I noticed you from across the room. Are you gonna finish your fries

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L(assitude) @llassitude.bsky.social · 15/10/2023

If I could go anywhere anytime it would be to sleep, immediately.

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 01/12/2023

if none of this makes sense, this awesome account will create a search link for you! 🤗❤️🤗 bsky.app/profile/sear...

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

I've been birdwatching for years and have come to one major conclusion: there are literally over a hundred birds.

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endless quacking @quackflaps.bsky.social · 29/11/2023

。ｏ ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝╮ ( quack quack ) ( quack ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯ 　　 ( quaaack ) 　 ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◞ ╯

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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

It’s a full moon so don’t forget to fall in love with a forest witch and dance with her around an autumn bonfire until dawn.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 27/11/2023

Has anyone tried biting a zombie to see if they just turn back into people?

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

Marriage Tip: you stand a better chance of winning an argument if you don’t fall asleep during it.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

I have walked the walk. Now I must food the food.

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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

Burger King and McDonald's have been at war for years. So much for fast feud

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

Remember: no Thanksgiving feast is complete without a family knife fight.

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