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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"you can't kill us all" fuck yeah minneapolis
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Just got off the phone with Ghislaine. She said despite everything - imprisonment, fear, becoming a pawn of the pedophile president - she still hopes I will finish my novel. "The world deserves to hear your unique voice, Michael." I did not thank her with words - which could suffice? - but she knew.
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
ALI BABA’S FIRST POST ON HIS ALT AFTER BEING SUSPENDED: hi im new here and looking for 40 of my closest thieves
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
uk drill rappers be like “i stuck my opp in the ribs with a dobney / fish and chips with the chutney“
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joesferatu @24fps.myatproto.social · 19/06/2025
wait for the punchline
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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 18/06/2025
The NYT was cited in the Supreme Court ruling used to strip trans people of healthcare. This is EXACTLY WHY the “just asking questions” crowd of centrist edgelord journalists are dangerous. They launder transphobia through faux neutral “debate” and act like it’s intellectual curiosity
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
the US constitution is obviously flawed and evil in many ways, but the framers did think a lot about how to thwart someone clawing ruthlessly for power. however they failed to anticipate one faction clawing ruthlessly for power while the opposition just sort of shrugs and lets them have it
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
every morning with this shit
my dumbass cat perched in her tree staring at me
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
this one sorcerer who lives across the street keeps casting a spell that changes my opinions about stuff and i love it
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Snuff Daughter @kitprincess.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
erotica and horror are two sides of the same coin, if you wish to write good horror, you must be willing to turn someone on, and if you want to write good porn, you must be willing to scare someone
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
happy fathers day
portrait studio photo of a guy with a short shaved mohawk and tribal necklace wearing a karate instructors robe and holding a sheathed katana placing his hand protectively on his newborn baby

"My promise to you, to protect you always"
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
i'm at the combination gilded age and years of lead
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
if god loved us He wouldn’t allow the yogurt to separate like that :/
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Haworth Zody.
A Hawoth Zody.The geogessr guy
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
performing the ritual of finding a new youtuber and then googling “[name] controversy”
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
people replying to this with counterexamples underestimate my ability to commit. i’ll say zelda is a bad series and i won’t even flinch. i’m fucking crazy
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
history has shown that no series is made better by having SEVEN entries
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
put a dollar in the jar every time a right winger says “crossed the rubicon”
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
some of yall can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it shows
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
CEO of a company that has nothing to do with genAI, who has no personal expertise in genAI, and offers no basis for his claim says “i think this will happen.” IGN reports it as “this will happen.” what are we doing here
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
are americans the whiniest babies to ever live? discuss
“tolerant democrat” complaining that water restrictions are annoying
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
why are you as a man opening your mouth? to suck weirners? a quote by me
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
why are so many people using chatgpt to write steam reviews. like if you don’t want to write a review you don’t have to
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Gare Davis @bishonentype.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
happy pride
David Lynch as FBI Director Gordon Cole, "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/05/2025
i don't want to make a big deal about it because there are much more important things on the line here, but that's an insane recipe for gumbo
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
she sells seashells on tiktok shop
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/05/2025
Says here an online service I have used is updating their privacy terms. No doubt to better protect me, the user
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
my lord, the plots and schemes set against thee by thine enemies are as cowardly as they are cringe
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
the age of americans is over. the age of the canadian has begun
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
what if you walked past your cat and he was just lighting up a cigarette
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
@pfrazee.com thank you beyond words for the app just opening links in my browser instead of sending me to in-app WebView jail
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
need Schedule 1 to implement a sfw mode where you grow flowers instead of weed and cook brownies instead of methamphetamine. i need this because it would be funny.
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
thread full of people saying how revolutionary it is to generate a video of a white guy making a bad joke with a laugh track. guess what buddy you could do that already with a $10 tripod and your phone
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
reminding myself that my clients don’t care if my velocity sequencing is subtle enough or if my chord progressions use enough accidentals, they care if the music sounds good
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
i saw a mudcrab the other day.
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
a quiet cove
Drawing of a mermaid resting, lying on the ground of a quiet cove, surrounded by plants and flowers, part of her tail and hair in water, while she gently watches three ducklings swimming among the lotus flowers
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
when you choose a career at age 20 try not to choose something you’ll hate 10 years later. also don’t date my ex-girlfriend she’s bad news
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
WHY DO THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT DOLLS JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
this is not about me fyi it’s about the rest of you.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 07/05/2025
Ahab really said a lot of fucked up cold shit to a whale that doesn't speak English
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
andor good
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
They would believe the gaslighting if they really loved you
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 06/05/2025
🐡
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chloe 🌹 @fullblownwoman.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
f5ve album real
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