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Lance Malibu

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“No North, No South, the Union Forever.”

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21h
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
in a just world someone would stone cold stun these guys into concrete
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not…completely opposite
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Staying informed is one of the most important things you can do.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ICE’s new tactic, witnessed repeatedly at the federal building in MN: when a detained immigrant makes a successful habeas petition, release the immigrant for a few steps outside the building… then tackle and re-arrest them, and claim the habeas petition has been honored and nullified
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, but, X-Men plane
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s so funny that he’s going through this whole lineage of American patriotic service in war but has to conspicuously skip “Send me to fight the Confederates” because he likes those guys and thinks it’s cool and good that they declared war on America.
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank god Rs don’t literally control every branch of govt and that laws and rules don’t apply to them. Otherwise their 40 year record of refusing to take responsibility for a single thing might really come back to bite them. Especially with all the wars they’ve started. Ah, well, nevertheless.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look you’re just not going to get me to know an Ed Sheeran song, I’m sorry. The answer is no.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The key to getting low-information voters to vote for Democrats or just to sit out elections is to do everything possible to brand Republicans and especially Trump as stupid losers that are embarrassing to associate with. Make them the NY Jets fans of politics.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unironically yes. Shut the fuck up about the crisis of masculinity until you, personally, can tie an inline figure 8 and back up a trailer you whiny pud.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 17/09/2026
We really can't let ourselves get accustomed to this. He's telling the people of NC that he's going to let them die if they don't vote how he wants.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God damn. Say it louder for the chuds doing CrossFit in the back.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man, had not thought about it like this, but goddamn. Nail on the head.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lord Piss has entered the chat
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Big John @dcbigjohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My latest column, on the 1874 white terrorist attack on New Orleans, the end of Reconstruction and the modern spread of Jim Crow 2.0 www.nola.com/gambit/comme...
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John Stanton: Marking the anniversary of the 1874 terrorist attack on New Orleans
Sept. 14 marks the 152nd anniversary of the terrorist attack on New Orleans by the Crescent City White League, the white nationalist organization made up of former Confederate soldiers and led by weal...
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bin Laden famously *misunderstood* how the US would respond to 9/11 bsky.app/profile/jane...
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The 2001 campaign against the Taliban and AQ was arguably the most effective unconventional warfare campaign ever waged. Less than 90 days to unseat the Taliban and scatter AQ across the map. Had nothing to do with the 2 decades of aimless counterinsurgency that followed. Ask me how I know.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Regular reminder that this was the #1 song on the Billboard charts the week Woodstock happened:
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
US sentiment with respect to Muslims improved in polling by double digits from the spring to the fall of 2001. It sucks that people are so overwhelmed by how shitty things are now that they have to imagine that everything was shitty forever.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 11/09/2026
shit like this is why i say the press are a bunch of chickenshits. "oh they yelled at us so we just dumped it on youtube" you fucking cowards, air it anyways and dare them to sue you then put the threats in the court record. air a title card saying "THE US GOVERNMENT ORDERED THIS NOT AIR", come on
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/09/2026
I know we say this about a lot these days but "ross ulbricht starts drug marketplace, tries to hire hitmen, goes to jail for life, is pardoned by trump and appears at his convention with a 'become ungovernable' background in support of the literal president" is a little on the nose
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what is there to even say. it's jumping up and down screaming I'm the bad guy from every political morality tale deeply embedded in Western culture from ancient Rome to Hitler. They aren't unaware of that, they revel in it. They are bad people and they want bad things.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/09/2026
on the occasion of world suicide prevention day i just wanted to say that if it helps you can imagine your suicidal ideation as a weird little guy in your brain who lies to you and then you can imagine jack reacher is also up there beating the shit out of him
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This guy defends Reagan because he was a part of that political project, knew what it was doing and what it would cause, and was glad about it. You can show him the graphs about homelessness or wealth inequality or whatever, it doesn’t matter. He worked for these outcomes and was glad they happened.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Guess it’s that time again
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Amen. US public sentiment towards Muslims actually improved significantly after 9/11, and when it declined in subsequent years it was entirely along predictable party lines.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It was both actually, and insisting that only bad things have ever happened is both a needless bummer amidst constant unavoidable ones, and serves no apparent purpose other than broad demoralization.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
never forget except for donald trump, he can forget
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The fucks going on with this guy, did someone zap him with the Michael Tracey gun
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This never happened.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I guess I always thought if we had an Administration full of Nazis who support traditionally Nazi shit it would at least be a pretty big story
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@nytimes.com now do Maggie Haberman who, by your criteria, is also a “paid influencer.”
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
as a reminder, the boat murders are a) very clear cut crimes and b) crimes where the command responsibility liability is limited to a couple dozen people, total, from pete to ac commanders it's the one specific area dems (if they have to pick only one) should be focused on making examples of in DoD
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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I want to make sure everyone in the city is aware that SUNY Downstate operates a large and extremely skilled LGBTQ and gender affirming care clinic, and we have repeatedly reiterated our intention to go to jail before we stop.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This insistence on treating the electorate as something we have to constantly gauge and moderate ourselves around is such cowardly fucking horseshit. Only reason anyone ever gave a shit about Benghazi or trans women in sports or Haitian migrants is that the GOP made them. Figure it the fuck out.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[Columbo voice] sure sure, one question though, how’d the white slavers get in the black persons heritage?
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someone call Mario’s brother
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
amazing stuff
"This government hates us and wants us dead," Kathleen Hanna remarked during Bikini
Kill's set. "They don't give a shit about anybody's healthcare. They don't care if we're dying in parking lots of curable illnesses.
They don't give a shit. They don't care if our rights are taken away. They're ripping people off the streets. I'm not gonna tell you all the bad things! But I am gonna say it makes it hard for me in my body sometimes to have a good time. 'Cause it's hard to turn it off. And I was thinking that on the way here. I was like,
'What a gift.' What a gift we have to be able to play for you. What a gift Olivia has given all of us to do this festival.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Also, yes, they did interview bin Laden, quite famously! Dan Rather interviewed Saddam Hussein two weeks before we invaded! Look one fucking thing up you arrogant assholes!!
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pretty extraordinary to see this from an active duty O-6. Well done Sir.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Source: Trust Me, I Understood How Things Worked Thirty Years Ago
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Aw come on there are lots of things you can do to get people to tell you to shut up, like this right here
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Absolve themselves of what
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We're gonna find out all this horrific soul crushing Nazi shit and we're gonna need to do something to the people who did it and the people who allowed it to happen. Elect candidates who have the stomach to punish these people in ways that we'll never have to deal with it again
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