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Lance Malibu

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“No North, No South, the Union Forever.”

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
OSSOFF: Mike, you just confused Medicaid and the Affordable Care Act despite reading from your notes ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Jeeeeeeeeesus
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026
You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(Glowing Dress Blues eyes intensify)
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(not a shove, but contact occurred)
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
in a just world someone would stone cold stun these guys into concrete
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BACK
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t know that we’re that exceptionally hated by anyone other than the refs.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not…completely opposite
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Staying informed is one of the most important things you can do.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ICE’s new tactic, witnessed repeatedly at the federal building in MN: when a detained immigrant makes a successful habeas petition, release the immigrant for a few steps outside the building… then tackle and re-arrest them, and claim the habeas petition has been honored and nullified
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He…he calls himself this…it’s his handle
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, but, X-Men plane
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It has been pointed out by more astute observers than me that he also leaves out “Send me to fight the Nazis” for comically obvious reasons
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shit didn’t even clock that, lol that’s so much worse. Breezed over a full century in which the only wars we really won against really bad guys happened!
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s so funny that he’s going through this whole lineage of American patriotic service in war but has to conspicuously skip “Send me to fight the Confederates” because he likes those guys and thinks it’s cool and good that they declared war on America.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah had to go back and google. I think Sugar Sugar ended up #1 for the year.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Sicario Presidency
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank god Rs don’t literally control every branch of govt and that laws and rules don’t apply to them. Otherwise their 40 year record of refusing to take responsibility for a single thing might really come back to bite them. Especially with all the wars they’ve started. Ah, well, nevertheless.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is me a lot and it sucks. I can’t really call it advice because I struggle to follow it, but what feels true is that continuing to at least show up, no matter how briefly, is worth it for the feeling of accomplishment and the overall reinforcing of habit/discipline.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look you’re just not going to get me to know an Ed Sheeran song, I’m sorry. The answer is no.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He doesn’t appear to have had any kind of success as a company grade officer based on the timing of his assignments and lack of Ranger tab so I don’t know that he learned any “good” lessons from those experiences per se.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah this is giving extreme “a diary entry about my penis” vibes.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone’s gotta write a book about GWOT Insecurity Syndrome and its effect on the brains of male leaders the last ten years or so.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man what the FUCK is going on with this dude
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jesus Christ there’s MORE??
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The key to getting low-information voters to vote for Democrats or just to sit out elections is to do everything possible to brand Republicans and especially Trump as stupid losers that are embarrassing to associate with. Make them the NY Jets fans of politics.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unironically yes. Shut the fuck up about the crisis of masculinity until you, personally, can tie an inline figure 8 and back up a trailer you whiny pud.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 17/09/2026
We really can't let ourselves get accustomed to this. He's telling the people of NC that he's going to let them die if they don't vote how he wants.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God damn. Say it louder for the chuds doing CrossFit in the back.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man, that bunch…
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man, had not thought about it like this, but goddamn. Nail on the head.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That’s ONE of the team owners recently caught in a prostitution sting, gotta be more specific
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think that only actually happened in that Simpsons episode where Homer goes to New York.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Careful now Jack you don’t want to end up on double secret SGM probation
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lord Piss has entered the chat
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ok
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Again, do you sincerely believe your life would be better, or genuinely identical, under a GOP vs Dem controlled Senate?
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do you sincerely believe that your life would be the same or better under a republican controlled congress? Do you sincerely believe that the last 2 years would have been the same or worse under a Harris presidency? If so, I’m not really sure what there is to talk about here bc that’s insane.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Which political party? Stop being a baby
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who do you think wrote project 2025 and what political party are they aligned with? INSANE that we are still doing this after 2024.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ok
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That sounds pretty partisan.
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
?????
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who’s the TX socialist Senate candidate you see doing this
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Lance Malibu @fulfillthedream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The conversation hasn’t been about slight criticism it’s been about the asserted argument that trans people would be better off if the Dem lost. Is it your belief that trans Texans will better off with ken paxton as their senator?
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