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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 09/07/2026
DRUMROLL, PLEASE! And the winner is........ MARINE BIO SONIC! AND, because LLK is so amazing, please enjoy this bonus art of Sonic wearing Sonic cosplay!
Sonic wearing an oversized Sonic costume of questionable qualitySonic underwater, waving nervously at a grumpy orca from Sonic Adventure. There is text above Sonic that says "Sonic drowning music intensifies"
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JD Puppy 🔜 Confuror, MFF, AGDQ @jdpuppy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Please join me in raising money for @doctorswithoutborders.org during @gamesdonequick.com - I'm the donation-reading host starting at 6:30PM local time here in Minneapolis! Visit gdq.gg/donate and keep your ears peeled while watching - because one of those donations I read just MIGHT be yours! 😄
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Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 20/06/2026
… a lil opossum munching away on my cliff bar in my pannier! 🤯😂 How did it get here?!
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 19/06/2026
Celebrate Juneteenth with an exclusive Black in a Flash! coffee and tumblr from Dragon Roast Coffee!! Dragon Roast Coffee is crafted for gamers, by gamers, bringing an enchanted twist to every game session💙 dragonroast.coffee/collections/blac…
advertisement for Dragon Roast Coffee featuring Spiced Reset espresso roast coffee with art of Joy and the Dragon Roast Coffee mascot and a blue Black in a Flash! tumbler with a Joy pattern

A QR code is included that leads to: https://dragonroast.coffee/collections/black-in-a-flash
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
And finally... the Nintendo Wii U Classic GameCube Controller Remote Pad-chuck Plus Pro!
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Malibu Apo-Stacey @valerieelysee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Everyone knows about the whole "queer people walk faster in june" bit but what they don't tell you is we also build meter faster in june and get access to hidden supers like the Shun-Woku-Satsu
an edit of the google maps iconograph during pride month leaving behind an afterimage of the progress pride flag.
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
Shawn Smucker
Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Condemning riots isn't enough. We need policy action, including an immediate appraisal of X as a vehicle for coordinating far-right disorder. And we need political leadership, to challenge white nationalism as an idea, not to validate it daily and then complain when it turns violent.
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Kiku @ Short Run 🔜 @kikuhughes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
these are getting weird
comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
As a kid who religiously consumed all the animal books and documentaries they could get their hands on, I’m REALLY enjoying Heaven’s Design Team about a group of folks designing animals for God. It breaks down the design and scientific process every step of the way to a new animal, delightful read
Heaven’s Design Team Vol 1 
Story by Hebi-Zou & Tsuta Suzuki
Art by Tarako 

An angel in a blue suit opens a packet to unleash a small unicorn

A man in glasses and a turtle neck holds an anteater

A woman with a ponytail, goggles, gloves and an open jumpsuit looks down at a koala that lays on top of her
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I feel like as the years pass, we're forgetting who the true meme king of BlueSky is. And he doesn't like to be forgotten.
An edited screenshot of the battle with Exdeath in Final Fantasy V. The Exdeath tree trunk is now Alf, labelled Neon Genesis Alf. The party characters are Brian Quest, Moon Child, The Ooze, and Nanao. Alf's dialogue reads "I am Alfa and Omega... The beginning and the end... The tip and the shaft..."
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〚Ẋ〛 @projectendo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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〚Ẋ〛 @projectendo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
🕊️
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/01/2024
TIRED: Fucked Around, Found Out WIRED: Touched Fuzzy, Got Dizzy
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Aeana @aeana.alefgard.com · 01/06/2026
When you walk by the shop in Mina the Hollower
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol.
Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.
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Dylan Wilbanks is not a Halloween person @dylanw.social · 01/06/2026
Reminder that Klingons say TRANS RIGHTS BRING HONOR TO YOUR HOUSE
DS9 scene: Kor, a Klingon, greets Dax as Curzon. Dax corrects him as the host is now in Jadzia, a Trill female. Cor immediately responds, "Jadzia, my beloved old friend" without missing a beat. 

Right: Two tweets from 2019: "This Pride Month, never forget that Klingons had trans rights"; "No hostility, no confusion, no clumsy excuse-filled justification, just a quick self-correction and the exact same amount of love and respect before and after. Cis allies: Be like Kor."
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Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 TsubasaCon (Charleston, WV) @sonicmega.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Cobalt Core is 50% OFF right now in the Nintendo eShop until June 17th! I’ve seen this one mentioned a lot in my friends’ “games I need more people to know about” lists, so I immediately snagged this while it’s only $10. Very excited to try it out on my next convention flight!
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Here's Howie.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
black dawn, print ad, imagery & sales pitch (1996) archive.org/details/p.-s...
a green hlipcopter is flying close to a disembodied lips/open smiling mouth, white teeth, tongue.
text box above:
say no to drugs.
say yes to bloodshed and helicopter warfare.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
myst and gumby are both fundamentally about dudes who are addicted to travelling inside of fucked up books
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
a dinosaur playing fighting vipers.a dinosaur laying on a couch in front of a a tv. there are snacks, soda, and trash all over the room
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Butatutatutatut as far as attention to detail, there's No attention to detail.
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pikat @pikat.io · 26/05/2026
here, take this tiny clodsire
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Years ago, people went down alleyways. This technique was called a walk.
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
[jingle] Windy Castle!
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 14/05/2026
Spotted on Tumblr…
Screenshotted tweet:”If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting fir a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it gas more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.”
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
illustration, sega saturn magazine (1998) archive.org/details/sega...
imagine a body horror movie where somehow mario and sonic's body melded together but the result was still totally cutesy. this is it.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
an image of a strange taxidermized fox in the cockpit of a spaceship
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
arch rivals, hidden copyright text, arcade (1989) 'the following text is at 0x01AE8 in the main cpu.' tcrf.net/Arch_Rivals_...
text:
copyright 1989
midway mfg. co
manufacurers of bally
amusement games
all right reserved
so fuck off
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/05/2026
sign o the times
sign reading

so much panic 
so little disco
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 06/05/2026
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THESE AREN'T THE SAME GUY??
Fox McCloud, from Star FoxDante Alighieri, from Dante Alighieri
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Jet @jet0.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
have it yuri way
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28 Maydays Later @maydaytrippe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
me when i get shot
Old comic panel. A man is shot by another man and exclaims "UGH, I'M SHOT AND I DON'T LIKE IT!"
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CurtDogg @curt.dog · 02/05/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant elemental being made out of plants and vegetation stands, arms outstretched, in front of a small crowd of people. It says, “Humans! I am the spirit of all plant matter!” Panel 2: the elemental being solemnly continues, “You may call me… George Bush.” Panel 3: the crowd of people is standing around looking at each other awkwardly, unsure how to respond.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The Two Trumps
3 panel comic

Panel 1: A Red Guy representing the White House stands in front of a massive jacked up Trump. The Red Guy points to Trump and says “He’s a big strong hero”

Panel 2: A very very mean woke leftie in the audience shouts “I hate his guts”

Panel 3: Red Guy is now cradling a tiny little baby Trump. With tears in his eyes, Red Guy yells “He’s a baby. You’re screaming at a BABY”
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This week in P-hacking
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POTUS Speedrun Record Holder @theradiostar.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
this is an astoundingly broad category of foods
The term “ultra-processed foods” originated from the Nova food classification system, which defines food in four categories, ranging from least to most processed: 

Unprocessed or minimally processed foods like fruit, vegetables, milk, or fish.
Processed culinary ingredients like salt, sugar, olive oil, and butter.
Processed foods, such as jam, pickles, or canned fruit.
Ultra-processed foods, like energy drinks, instant oatmeal, sliced bread, or hot dogs. 

Ultra-processed foods have one or more ingredients that wouldn’t be found in a kitchen, like chemical-based preservatives, emulsifiers like hydrogenated oils, sweeteners like high fructose corn syrup, and artificial colors and flavors. UPFs undergo processing techniques like pre-frying, molding, extrusion, fractioning, and other chemical alterations that leave the final products bearing almost no resemblance to the original ingredients.
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about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Luden’s Super Nut (1972-circa 1986): Chocolate-covered peanuts, with a superhero peanut mascot named, well...Super Nut. They were made by the same folks who gave use those ubiquitous cough drops and 5th Avenue Bars
A pale pink peanut, dressed like Superman but with a "L" on his chest, flies upwards surrounded by a cascade of chocolate-coated peanuts
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
brat attack, game over screen, zx spectrum (1988) www.mobygames.com/game/76113/b...
main text (stylized font, white on black):
sorry,
no brain cells left !

game terminated !
top of screen, green text scroll: ng awaited sequel 'joe blade
bottom of screen, user interface strip, yellow boardered, it shows a naked baby and a number: 00 to the right, your score and a baby dummy.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
ok the Mr. Beast lawsuit, let’s go. step 1: don’t do this, or this, or this, or this
9. Upon information and belief, during Plaintiff's employment, MrBeast did not have
an Employee Handbook with standard employment policies and practices. Instead, MrBeast
distributed a handbook to employees titled, "How to Succeed In MrBeast Production" that included sections such as "It's okay for the boys to be childish" and states, "Cilf talent wants to draw a dick on the white board in the video or do something stupid, let them."' The handbook states, "[DJo everything you can to empower the boys when filming."2 MrBeast directs employees
to go to great lengths to get results and that there are no excuses to not getting the job done. The
handbook tells employees, "No Does Not Mean No"3 and "The Amount of hours you work is irrelevant."49. Upon information and belief, during Plaintiff's employment, MrBeast did not have
an Employee Handbook with standard employment policies and practices. Instead, MrBeast
distributed a handbook to employees titled, "How to Succeed In MrBeast Production" that included sections such as "It's okay for the boys to be childish" and states, "Cilf talent wants to draw a dick on the white board in the video or do something stupid, let them."' The handbook states, "[DJo everything you can to empower the boys when filming."2 MrBeast directs employees
to go to great lengths to get results and that there are no excuses to not getting the job done. The
handbook tells employees, "No Does Not Mean No"3 and "The Amount of hours you work is irrelevant."413. During her employment, Plaintiff herself experienced and observed other female
employees be subjected to sexual harassment that was both condoned and/or perpetuated by their
supervisors. For example, the Company's former CEO James Warren ("Warren") both subjected
Plaintiff to sexual harassment (making her meet him in his home for one-on-one meetings while commenting on the way she looked in her clothes) and dismissed her complaint about a male client's unwelcome advances toward her as nothing (telling her that she should be honored that
the client was hitting on her). When she asked why Donaldson would not work with her on certain projects, Warren told her that she is a beautiful woman and her appearance had a certain sexual effect on Jimmy.14. Plaintiff was treated differently than her male counterpart. Plaintiff was told to
leave an otherwise all-male meetings by Donaldson. She was told by a male colleague to "shut up" or "stop talking" when she voiced her opinion at a staff meeting with employees she supervised.
Donaldson said he would only participate in her video shoot if she brought him a beer—a task
meant to demean her as she rushed around the production site in search of a beer in front of the production team when it was known Donaldson didn't really drink, and he indeed did not drink the beer.
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS:  HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!
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TY-PESH-ula @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
TY listening to Murmur, the first REM album. a floating michael stipe appears over the record, blurting out unintelligible lyrics. TY has a relieved look on his face and says "that's better..."
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TY-PESH-ula @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
flat
TY is riding a bicycle. The tire is punctured by a sharp object and it begins to leak air.

TY says "Can things get any worse?"

A thought bubble appears with a distorted image of Morrissey's face and the lyrics of "This Charming Man" layered on top of each other to the point of illegibility.

TY shouts "GET OUT OF MY HEAD, MORRISSEY!!"
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 21/04/2026
Jonathan Keir Harker Starmer 🤝 Not having enough questions about their good friend, the Prince of Darkness
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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