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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 16h
@nickwalker.bsky.social WOODED AREA MISSION 🚨🙌🏻 #CelebrityTraitors
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Most of the words I read are domesticated and raised in books and articles, but occasionally I find words out in the wild. These are my favourites.
A yellow wall, on which somebody has graffitied "DIRTY EGG SCENTED WRONG PERSON"A large wall alongside a canal, on which someone has daubed in letters several feet high "LOVE ME"A handmade sign on the side of a country lane on which someone has scrawled "PLEASE BEEP TO TRY MOVE THE STUPID BIRDS OUT THE WAY THANK YOU"A brick wall on which somebody has spray painted in black letters the word "Teeth". There is no other context, perhaps it forms part of a territorial turf war between dentists?
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sebastian: “my strategy is to fly under the radar” Also Sebastian: “I’ll wear a lime green cardy with gold buttons” #CelebrityTraitors
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
enjoyed Project Hail Mary, particularly Ryan Gosling’s in his Damon Albarn phase
A still from the film ‘Project Hail Mary’ with Ryan Gosling looking quite a bit like Damon Albarn
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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Liz @lizzysometimes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There are some people who it just doesn't feel right if they're not around
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Actually sad what AI has done to the world of souvenir fridge magnets, postcards, etc. It's kind of microcosmic of the whole issue: the people in charge of fridge magnets don't seem to care that fridge magnets actually matter to people who collect fridge magnets.
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
packing for holiday: i need a t-shirt for each day i’m there on holiday: i’ve only worn this one on three half-days, not one full day, so it’s fine
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
completed the traditional holiday ritual of going to a random foreign supermarket. overall went well, but took a mis-step with the wine choice
Screenshot from ‘What We Do In The Shadows’ with Lazlo stating emphatically “That’s werewolf piss”
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 19/07/2025
Christopher Reeve advertising camcorders in 1989, culminating in THE GREATEST SLOGAN OF ALL TIME
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
went to TK’s, bought myself a suitcase which a) is the most masculine-looking thing i own, and b) has a cup holder
Picture of my new suitcase which a) is the most masculine-looking thing i own, and b) has a cup holder (shown in the activated position). It’s sort of grey and black with yellow bits and looks like it should store power tools, and yet it will contain my underwear, some linen trousers and some ill-advised flip-flops.
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
it’s Le Tour de France Femmes ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) avec Zwift ┳┻|⊂ノ ┻┳|
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Importing the archive: The New Scientist is the only source of band names you’ll ever need. #newscientistbandnames
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Screen shot of a quote from Kevin Hassett that reads: "Data centers are very good for towns bc they create so many jobs & bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that. So if you take a sleepy town that hasn't seen much in the last 30 years & put a data center there, there are gonna be a bunch of happy residents." I have - ingeniously and very neatly - replaced “data centers” with “monorails”, and the image is accompanied by a pic of Lyle Lanley from the Simpsons episode ‘Marge vs the Monorail’Lyle Lanley, the monorail salesman/con artist from the Simpsons episode ‘Marge vs the monorail’
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the ‘y tho’ meme.
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I go back and forth on which was the best ever tweet. Currently I think it's this.
A tweet from @/heymermaid that reads "Stop saying I'm my own worst enemy. My worst enemy is Johan, from the stables; I want him dismissed, but he's curried such favor with father."
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the last ever hydration break. hydratioff.
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
well, this game is certainly putting all that “why couldn’t England do this against Argentina?!” stuff from last night into perspective #SpaArg
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
they have desecrated Ronaldo i am fuming
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ronaldo looking like he just won this car on Bullseye
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
back when I was studying in the US, there was a campus screening of Gladiator. When Maximus escapes execution and chucks the sword at the bloke on the horse a jock stood up and shouted “FUCK YEAH THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT” and proceeded to high five his fellow dudes.
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bellingham just moves differently. The way runs, it’s so smooth, sinuous…he really is on a different level, it’s quite beautiful really.
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
well…that was a game of football #FraEng
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this has the potential to be the funniest half of football of all time, easily beating the current record held by the first half of this same match
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#FraEng
Monty Python “Stop that, this is getting very silly’
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
hang on, so where are we on the “this game doesn’t matter / this game matters” scale now? #FraEng
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Harry Kane must be like “erm, gaffer…
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South Park: Gerald Broflovski Asks 'Can I Join In?'
Alt: South Park: Gerald Broflovski Asks 'Can I Join In?'
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
well, this is an *excellent* way to learn how to count in French #FraEng
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@billbarnwell.com Hi Bill, interested in your take on this important observation: I’ve always thought Miami is the least NFL-like stadium, and watching a football (sorry, soccer - UK fan here) game here makes much more sense aesthetically.
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
New thread in which I post the weirdest shit Vinted showed me that day
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’ve deliberately not put the bins out yet because I’m going to need something to do during half time #EngArg
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
today at work i deployed a “keen to understand how this happened”
Anna Maxwell Martin as the character DCS Patricia Carmichael in Line of Duty, looking like…well, looking like she’s just keen to understand how this happened with a very clear expectation of getting an explanation
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"You come up with a slogan for the ice cream shop?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin haunting just like you asked." "what"
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/11/2024
in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Gabriel Clarke having quite the adventure these past few minutes
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Trafalgar Square’s tree this Christmas.
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#NorEng
Screen shot of Muppets Christmas Carol with the line “And to England - who did *not* lose”
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Banjon @beardybanjo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The History of The British Isles 789AD-1066AD
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
when those three fans dressed as lions appeared our youngest asked “why are they dressed as bears?” and he’s got a point tbf #NorEng
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The Miami Dolphins play in this stadium, and I’ve always thought it’s the most un-NFL looking stadium. It makes much more sense aesthetically watching a football game here #NorEng
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i remember seeing Nightmare Crab Door at the Astoria in 1996
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
George from Seinfeld exclaiming “My Bonks, Jerry!”
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
today at work will be a day when the ‘smoothness’ camera setting on Teams will be maxed out
Rob Lowe in ‘Behind the Candelabra’ with a lot of (fake) plastic surgery
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tom freethestones @freethestones.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
absolutely brilliant 👏🏻 #MexEng
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