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My night time book is too exciting (The Getaway, Jim Thompson) so putting the soothing tones of the rest is history on standby.

Going to Monkey Forest tomorrow, which combines at least two of my favourite things.

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Hoping to have got my walking headfirst into a spider's web out of the way for another year.

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It's one of the two times in the year my early start is rewarded with the sun showing me all of her various colours.

Liz @lizzysometimes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Got a head torch for knitting. Going to the loo without the lights like an explorer

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Liz @lizzysometimes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not saying I'm sensitive, but my heart does drop a little when tesco shop and scan just says hello without my name. I mean what did I do

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Liz @lizzysometimes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Started restocking the calke abbey wool but then decided it was time I had some for me

Liz @lizzysometimes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just spent money we don't even have on art.

Liz @lizzysometimes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He's been thrown out of my spinning room for trying to calculate how many turns per foot pump

Liz @lizzysometimes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Nora Batty sock toppers are my new business plan get in now before stock(ing)s rise

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Liz @lizzysometimes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mary showed me her mucus so many times today I was beginning to think it would look nice as a farrow and ball range

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My phone is full of (strange word) scrabble searches due to warring geriatrics

My targeted ads are; it's perfectly natural to get a stomach over 50, here's how you must get rid of it.

Who's left the big light on

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Liz @lizzysometimes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You know when you've been with someone a very long time and they make less effort? He's just asked me how my breasts are doing.

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My new thing is knitting the tops of socks without the socks. They might be leggings, what of it.

Liz @lizzysometimes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My local tesco book swap shelf has the serial killer quiz book if anyone needs a nice Christmas present

Liz @lizzysometimes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You know, I'm done with books where a man goes around doing nothing but naval gazing and expects to be happy.

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Was walking down the stairs in the dark whilst he was walking up in the dark, so we both had a fright.

Damn migraine. Can't sleep. Not even after pulling out the big guns (the rest is history)

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The spare key is in the pigeon's nest in the wisteria.

And the magnificent aran cardigan I knitted doesn't fit me, have to admit it. Now need to find someone it does fit like a Val Doonican version of Cinderella.

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ALT: Man Freezing in Snow

Managed to drop wool off and be sociable just before the lid came down on my migraine and I turned into this

static.klipy.com

Man Freezing in Snow

Off to Knit Nottingham with an absolute bumper crop of wool. It's my very best wool midlands people x

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Decided I can't be doing with Steppenwolf and his damn auracaria.

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Only once in my life have I actually ROFL and that was when son was little and we were watching Yvon of the Yukon

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Having a cup of tea at this time of night. Crazy huh.

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My autistic husband cannot see the problem with knocking on the window and not the door of the sister he hasn't seen in 14 years

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Brushed a massive spider off Mary's shoulder while she was on the loo, dead cool like, without telling her, even though I wanted to run off and lock her in.

Watching programmes about living in extremely hostile conditions so that I can feel better about my neck

Liz @lizzysometimes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Giving my ghosts some salon treatment for a shop window

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The village charity book wall has had all of it's tubs of books stolen. Police are looking for someone who loves crime fiction and Gyles Brandreth autobiographies.

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Liz @lizzysometimes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The care home is sending postcards around the world. They pulled countries out of a bag. Mary is fuming as she got the white house. She wants to revise her message to You Suck.

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I do think that after say 8pm everyone should try to relax.

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That bouncy innocent but cunning character Michael Palin often plays lands smack on my heart

Wanted a 60s lamp but they cost too much, so I made one

Lamp with a handmade design in a rustic abstract clay pattern

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Convinced Reacher is a meta comedy

Wish I was better with words. Just come across the folder about my body going to medical science for my kids to find, and it says sorry about that at the top.

That's without getting into tubes and things.

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Been a carer 5 years now and still not sure about soaping male genitals. It's like washing a plastic bag with oranges in behind half an unwrapped soft banana.

Brian wouldn't take his tablets today because the nurse 'was german and he hasn't forgotten the war' The nurse is from derby

My town is so welcoming I had 5 friendly conversations just going to the hairdresser. This is why I don't go out.