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Francis Fernandez

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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Send this to all your dumb family members who were like "it's FREE MONEY, how could there be a catch???"
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 07/10/2026
"I never really liked Corgis"
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FRIDAY!
Young Rebecca Black singing FRIDAY!
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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 05/10/2026
Enya has always been cool, but also GET IN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 22/09/2026
I just cannot take TERF-knife-crime Island seriously
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 19/09/2026
At a time time when the White House is posting AI slop of Optimus Prime and Hasbro is pushing their '86 toy commercial where he appears for maybe 20 minutes, a quick reminder that we once had him paraphrasing Benn's Five Questions (IDW's The Transformers #23, 2011, Roberts/Milne/Lafuente/Lee)
Page from IDW's The Transformers #23 where Optimus Prime is dragged from the senate saying, “My friend’s name is Megatron and he had three questions, three things he said you should demand to know of any powerful institution.  Question 1: In whose interests do you exercise your power? Question 2: To whom are you accountable? Question 3:  How can we get rid of you?”
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 19/09/2026
Give us our Adventures of Reacher radio programme where he infiltrates and exposes the secrets of the KKK!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How DARE they deny us the joy of watching our beloved giant murderhobo punch white supremacists?! LET 👏 REACHER 👏 KILL 👏 NAZIS 👏
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 18/09/2026
If you're sleeping on the Arch from the Mississippi River, you're missing out. Big weird national Park feature? ✅ Geographical feature? ✅ We'll even throw in the "Largest animated animal neon sign" in the world.
Saint Louis skyline from the Mississippi River featuring the archBig Anheuser-Busch eagle logo sign lit up
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everyone who has credulously said "AI can think"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All I'm saying is, for the very first time, I do wish he would mackle more.
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Jenna Stoeber @thejenna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As a devoted Pluribys and Widows Bay fan, I am thriving in the wake of these Emmy wins. But as a St. Louisian, I am disgusted and outraged by DTF St Louis' win. We hate that show here. It wasn't even filmed in Missouri and it takes place in a fictional subrub in the county!! More like GTFO st louis.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look, even if the only character Stephen Root ever played was Bill Dauterive he should still have 20 awards by now.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i was saying cro-ooz
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
shot from Red Dwarf. The crew are looking at a fascist poster that reads "BE A GOVERNMENT INFORMER. BETRAY YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. FABULOUS PRIZES TO BE WON."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
theonion.com/sophie-cunni...
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 27/08/2026
Peter Cullen is going to turn into an angel now.
Still from a live-action Transformers movie featuring Optimus Prime with the text "I am going to turn into a truck now."
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Chris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Be Strong enough to be gentle.” Peter Cullen tells the story of how his brother inspired the voice he would use to play Optimus Prime. It’s a simple yet poignant quote that sums up why Optimus and Peter are so beloved. Til All Are One. 💔
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 19/08/2026
Heck yeah, let's get more gay non-binary mascot relationships! tempo.wnba.com/news/meet-th...
Friendship ended meme with the text "Friendship ended with FEVER Now TEMPO is my best friend"
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
every transformers message board post be like:
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
(flipping through a Where's Waldo book) beach. carnival. market. museum
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
As a child, I read a Teen Titans comic book. I thought it happened in a fantasy city because of the strange arch. Finally, I get to see the real arch in the very real city! Join us tonight in St Louis for a screening of our horror film, DEAD MEDIA! Tix: www.antennareleasing.com/films/deadme...
The cover of a comic book called The New Teen Titans. It’s issue 32. Heroes and villains fight over St Louis A hand holds a promotional card in front of the gateway arch in St. Louis. The promo card is advertising a horror film called dead media. On the card a monster hand grasps a DVD. Weird energy glows from behind the D VD.
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Eric Idle @ericidle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
No.
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.blacksky.app · 08/08/2026
Gonna make a tinder acct and say I’ll only hook up if it contributes to the season’s arc
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 06/08/2026
@josephscrimshaw.bsky.social and @itsthebrandi.bsky.social with the Skyline synchronocity
Screenshot of the Bluesky app with JosephScrimshaw quote skeeting "James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: 'It's got to be really different'" with an image of Paddington Bear below two skeets of Brandi's reading "I can't explain it but Cynthia Erivo has the kind of voice that sounds comforting but also has a hint of darkness indicating a deep feud with Paddington Bear"
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Dave Reyn @machsabre.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
NEW: Republicans tried to get Missourians to effectively kill direct democracy and ballot initiatives. Last night, Missourians literally laughed in their face — rejecting the measure by a massive 80% to 20%. Here’s what to know:
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Missourians Reject Measure That Threatened to Kill Citizen-Led Ballot Initiatives - Bolts
Missourians on Tuesday overwhelmingly voted against a measure to restrict direct democracy, while state officials are trying to block even more citizen-led reforms from the November ballot.
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 05/08/2026
Sabrina Carpenter: 🎶Yeah, I spent a little fortune on the waxed floors 🎶 @angermonkey.bsky.social: What did she say? Me:
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cheryl Reeve’s shirt today:
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Lisa Simpson’s wedding, which took place 15 years in the future at the time it aired, now takes place 16 years in the past. #TheSimpsons
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
"There's no getting around the facts: The WNBA suspended a team co-owner for not welcoming bigots into her workplace. The more Cunningham can insist, 'Everyone's welcome at my table," the less likely anyone will ask her to explain what 'young girls in a locker room' need to be protected from."
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
good news everyone, “googly-eyed kremlin bitch” is legal now
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 28/07/2026
In a few millenia, they're going to make Goncharov in whatever media exists and I, for one, want to be uploaded into the cloud for the discourse
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Chevy Ray @chevyray.dev · 25/07/2026
my favorite JRPG is The Fall (2006)
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 25/07/2026
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Barney Gumble: Just Hook It To My Veins!!
Alt: Barney Gumble: Just Hook It To My Veins!!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is real and it’s gonna be spectacular. MST3K old-fart reunion in actual movie theaters! Right next to the freakin Minions!!
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 22/07/2026
I'm just saying: if you described this room to your D&D party, you could throw out whatever other encounters you had planned for the session. They're spending all night investigating Area 27.) Pink Brick Square Floor Hole in Wall with Panel.
A basement room with blue walls. In the middle of the wall is a large brick wall painted pink. To one side the brick has a round hole in it filled with brown insulation. In front of the wall is a square area in the carpet that is tan brick. To the left of the pink brick section is a blue panel which sticks out from the wall. The place most likely had a fireplace in it at one time but now there's just enough emptiness that the whole thing looks vaguely ominous.
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Tavie rhymes w/grav(e)y(ard) 🪦 @tavie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In honor of my birthday once again I have gotten you all a free Slurpee at your local 7/11! YOU’RE WELCOME! GOD FORBID I DON’T MAKE THIS JOKE EVERY YEAR
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Having fun imagining the Claude Rains Invisible Man seeing a Waymo and going on an angry swearing fit about how much easier things would be for him nowadays
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gzt aka zoidberg @giziti.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If I wanted to be in communion with the Catholic Church, I would simply not appoint my own bishops, simple as. Skill issue.
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Shiny Skunk ✨🦨 🔜 FurPoc @shinyluvdisc.gay · 02/07/2026
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 02/07/2026
Had a long discussion with a friend about the morality of the Minions Cinematic Universe. If the non-icebound clans of minions took advantage of the power vacuum, did they work for the Swiss, implying neutrality in the face of evil is more evil, (1/2)
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 02/07/2026
Wish a BIH would, amirite? (this will be my only #WorldCup content)
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Top: Lionel Hutz says "oh, they got this all screwed up"

Bottom: adjusted graphic with sharpie: "Minions director confirms: No, Minions Worked For Hitler!"
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 01/07/2026
I don't know the rules but can we just send Carly Rae Jepsen?
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 30/06/2026
I mean I like Shake Shack just fine but call me when you can go there for breakfast and get a honey butter chicken biscuit, a sausage/egg/cheese taquito, picante, and a Dr Pepper shake
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 30/06/2026
lol calling Shake Shack a "Whataburger rival" please
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