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Francis Fernandez

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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Send this to all your dumb family members who were like "it's FREE MONEY, how could there be a catch???"
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 07/10/2026
"I never really liked Corgis"
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FRIDAY!
Young Rebecca Black singing FRIDAY!
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 06/10/2026
If you're willing to spend a little more, I was a diehard Andrew Christian fan. The designer retired and Awry seems to be filling their market gap. They have a few patterns, but mostly color block stuff. I have a couple pairs of shorts, and they're pretty comfy.
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 05/10/2026
I have never encountered a worse ratio for this than in St. Louis. Like, attempting to merge onto a 65mph highway at 40mph. And they *will* try to get over at least two lanes at that speed, so good luck getting around them.
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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 05/10/2026
Enya has always been cool, but also GET IN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 02/10/2026
"Sleep don't drink no beer" is a common motivational phrase in the house when one of us is bed rotting
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 24/09/2026
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Archer's Iconic 'Uh, Phrasing?' Moment
Alt: GIF from Archer with Archer saying "Uh, phrasing?"
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 22/09/2026
I just cannot take TERF-knife-crime Island seriously
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 19/09/2026
At a time time when the White House is posting AI slop of Optimus Prime and Hasbro is pushing their '86 toy commercial where he appears for maybe 20 minutes, a quick reminder that we once had him paraphrasing Benn's Five Questions (IDW's The Transformers #23, 2011, Roberts/Milne/Lafuente/Lee)
Page from IDW's The Transformers #23 where Optimus Prime is dragged from the senate saying, “My friend’s name is Megatron and he had three questions, three things he said you should demand to know of any powerful institution.  Question 1: In whose interests do you exercise your power? Question 2: To whom are you accountable? Question 3:  How can we get rid of you?”
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 19/09/2026
Give us our Adventures of Reacher radio programme where he infiltrates and exposes the secrets of the KKK!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How DARE they deny us the joy of watching our beloved giant murderhobo punch white supremacists?! LET 👏 REACHER 👏 KILL 👏 NAZIS 👏
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 18/09/2026
I will probably hear about it when someone from the county posts on Nextdoor about all the illegal aliens coming into the city.
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 18/09/2026
If and when it does, I'll text you first
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 18/09/2026
Like, "Oh, we have some tall buildings you might recognize" or "There's a big ball on top of one of our buildings." GTFO unless you have a legitimate feat of public engineering on the second biggest fuckin' River in the country (that the biggest river in the country flows into right next door)
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 18/09/2026
If you're sleeping on the Arch from the Mississippi River, you're missing out. Big weird national Park feature? ✅ Geographical feature? ✅ We'll even throw in the "Largest animated animal neon sign" in the world.
Saint Louis skyline from the Mississippi River featuring the archBig Anheuser-Busch eagle logo sign lit up
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 18/09/2026
We Stan a big arch here in StL! And a geographical feature!
St. Louis city skyline from the Mississippi River featuring the Arch
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everyone who has credulously said "AI can think"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All I'm saying is, for the very first time, I do wish he would mackle more.
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Jenna Stoeber @thejenna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As a devoted Pluribys and Widows Bay fan, I am thriving in the wake of these Emmy wins. But as a St. Louisian, I am disgusted and outraged by DTF St Louis' win. We hate that show here. It wasn't even filmed in Missouri and it takes place in a fictional subrub in the county!! More like GTFO st louis.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look, even if the only character Stephen Root ever played was Bill Dauterive he should still have 20 awards by now.
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 13/09/2026
Very "Bringing Out the Dead" vibes
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i was saying cro-ooz
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
shot from Red Dwarf. The crew are looking at a fascist poster that reads "BE A GOVERNMENT INFORMER. BETRAY YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. FABULOUS PRIZES TO BE WON."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 27/08/2026
Peter Cullen is going to turn into an angel now.
Still from a live-action Transformers movie featuring Optimus Prime with the text "I am going to turn into a truck now."
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Chris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Be Strong enough to be gentle.” Peter Cullen tells the story of how his brother inspired the voice he would use to play Optimus Prime. It’s a simple yet poignant quote that sums up why Optimus and Peter are so beloved. Til All Are One. 💔
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 22/08/2026
Ooh, thats pretty!
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 22/08/2026
Oh no, I had memory holed UPN in general and, by extension, Homeboys in Outer Space and now I have to walk into the sea as an old...
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 19/08/2026
Heck yeah, let's get more gay non-binary mascot relationships! tempo.wnba.com/news/meet-th...
Friendship ended meme with the text "Friendship ended with FEVER Now TEMPO is my best friend"
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 15/08/2026
It *does* feature the game Guess Who in the form of "Is your person a black guy?"
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
every transformers message board post be like:
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
(flipping through a Where's Waldo book) beach. carnival. market. museum
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 13/08/2026
It's like if "Too Many Cooks" didn't have the restraint to not have a cut every 0.05 seconds
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
As a child, I read a Teen Titans comic book. I thought it happened in a fantasy city because of the strange arch. Finally, I get to see the real arch in the very real city! Join us tonight in St Louis for a screening of our horror film, DEAD MEDIA! Tix: www.antennareleasing.com/films/deadme...
The cover of a comic book called The New Teen Titans. It’s issue 32. Heroes and villains fight over St Louis A hand holds a promotional card in front of the gateway arch in St. Louis. The promo card is advertising a horror film called dead media. On the card a monster hand grasps a DVD. Weird energy glows from behind the D VD.
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Eric Idle @ericidle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
No.
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.blacksky.app · 08/08/2026
Gonna make a tinder acct and say I’ll only hook up if it contributes to the season’s arc
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 07/08/2026
The only one I can think of off the top of my head is The Prestige, and I think even that's not his actual speaking voice (he's extremely Welsh)
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 07/08/2026
:Turns chair around: There was another Batman who made a career out of pretending to be American by exaggerating the dialect...
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Patrick Bateman 4chan Dubs Point
Alt: Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho giving the Huey Lewis speech.
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 06/08/2026
@josephscrimshaw.bsky.social and @itsthebrandi.bsky.social with the Skyline synchronocity
Screenshot of the Bluesky app with JosephScrimshaw quote skeeting "James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: 'It's got to be really different'" with an image of Paddington Bear below two skeets of Brandi's reading "I can't explain it but Cynthia Erivo has the kind of voice that sounds comforting but also has a hint of darkness indicating a deep feud with Paddington Bear"
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Dave Reyn @machsabre.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
NEW: Republicans tried to get Missourians to effectively kill direct democracy and ballot initiatives. Last night, Missourians literally laughed in their face — rejecting the measure by a massive 80% to 20%. Here’s what to know:
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Missourians Reject Measure That Threatened to Kill Citizen-Led Ballot Initiatives - Bolts
Missourians on Tuesday overwhelmingly voted against a measure to restrict direct democracy, while state officials are trying to block even more citizen-led reforms from the November ballot.
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 05/08/2026
Sabrina Carpenter: 🎶Yeah, I spent a little fortune on the waxed floors 🎶 @angermonkey.bsky.social: What did she say? Me:
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 03/08/2026
It's a good mix, Brent
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cheryl Reeve’s shirt today:
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Lisa Simpson’s wedding, which took place 15 years in the future at the time it aired, now takes place 16 years in the past. #TheSimpsons
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Francis Fernandez @francisfernandez.com · 31/07/2026
Ah, my Onslaught just came in yesterday but his limbs are still in boxes so I haven't really messed with him
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