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Worrier Queen

@angermonkey.bsky.social
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She/Her/Hers When they go low, we dig trenches.

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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Send this to all your dumb family members who were like "it's FREE MONEY, how could there be a catch???"
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Hurry!” said Frog. “We will run and catch it.” “No!” shouted Toad. “I cannot do that.” “Why not?” asked Frog. “Because,” wailed Toad, “running after my list in not one of the things that I wrote on my list of things to do!”
Frog chases after Toad's list, blowing away in the wind, while Toad stands still, arms crossed, refusing to chase after it.

From "A List"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Y'all know my theory. I think this is about these products hitting a wall in terms of their actual utility or advancement, and these fuckers being able to say, "It's an intentional slowdown to protect humanity, and our work is essential to all humans and should be bailed out/subsidized."
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also: SHIT. How I'm gonna have to be a tardigrade for Halloween, aren't I?
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
UPDATE: Sting of Death is like if Blood Waters of Dr. Z, Horror at Party Beach, and Eegah formed a polycule and raised a weird baby together.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey, I know these guys!
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe they think it's a trash can? The raccoons clearly do, given the muddy raccoon footprints down the front...
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Before and after. Yes, Amazon tossed this "Put packages in the box!" sign I ordered onto the porch, ignoring the ENORMOUS BROWN PARCEL LOCKER.
An Amazon delivery on a porch next to a large locker that says "PARCELS" on it. The freshly delivered sign that says PLEASE PLACE PACKAGES IN BOX THANK YOU, now affixed to said parcel locker in the hopes that someone, ANYONE, will put our packages in it instead of out on the porch.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Let me be clear: they feel this way because rich people told them they should. Their crappy world views (and subsequent voting habits) have been purchased with a LOT of ad buys and propaganda.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'd argue the problem is more that it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the SLIGHTLY LESS POOR consider "undeserved." Nextdoor is full folks hating on and railing against folks only one missed paycheck behind them.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You cannot say this and remain in office. He has to go. And Democrats have to make an enormous deal out of threats to exterminate an entire group of people.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
2026 thinkpiece Americans have lost all privacy because of social media! 1913 Small-town newspaper, front page, above the fold: Walter P. Snuggins age 22, bricklayer, of 3321 Main, died of the grippe. Neighbors report he was a nice fellow. He was born in Toledo. His favorite color was green.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Okay, well, he's trying. He got Ratko Mladic but he also got Optimus Prime. So... Mixed bag.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Someone needs to put Death's goth ass on a PIP...
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
For the first time ever, I'm going to say this and it's not a curse: I fervently hope Dolly Parton has gone to wherever she thought women like me deserved to go.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They have been freed from their plastic bondage and are now fully engorged. Hat tip to @realinfowars.bsky.social for my gay little friend here.
Instructions for the care and handling of my gay frog from InfoWars. A very gay green plush frog with a kicky blue neckerchief.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Update: I flip this section of sidewalk the bird every time we walk past it now. Which is a lot, because it's between our house and our favorite cinema bar.
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blee @tane.us · 15/08/2026
i'll always be thinking about this interaction for the rest of my life
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I live in a Bosnian neighborhood, and: Can confirm. Also: the coffee bar is a "private club" and the man behind will pull an espresso for you, but it will be BEGRUDGINGLY. Polite but surly.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
CHRIS??? - My Google home AI, probably.
A bug on a doorbell camera that my Google will probably tag as my mailman, Chris.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
OH MY GOD. Guess who just delivered my mail and Google DID NOT RECOGNIZE. Apparently all Black men are Chris now EXCEPT the actual Chris.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My mail carrier is a man named Chris. Chris is very nice and very good at his job. Chris also happens to be Black. I tagged him in my Google doorbell camera. Now every time anyone who happens to be Black comes to my door, Google cheerfully alerts me that Chris is here. My doorbell is racist.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why do we act this way at 8:30 in the morning? OH, I dunno, probably because we're sick to our fucking eyeballs of useless men providing their opinions on medical care that doesn't fucking concern them? Could that be it? I hope this protestor dude stubs his toe every morning until he dies.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So you’re telling me the ONLY safe foods are ice cream and ravioli?? That I have to *exclusively* eat ice cream and ravioli until this butt parasite is resolved? Well gosh that sure is terrible news. I hope they get to the bottom of this soon.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Baby, you know how I feel about gravity!" 😡 @francisfernandez.com when I showed him footage of a helicopter egress training. Specifically: www.instagram.com/reel/Da23E-k...
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I stepped on an uneven spot on a sidewalk last night and FULLY Mitch McConnelled. Like, face planted, skinned my knee, the works. Why is it that falling down as an adult is so EMBARRASSING? Also: I get how old ladies break hips this way.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My only hope is that Lindsey Graham has gone to wherever he hoped people like me ended up.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it”
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hey, everybody! That @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social is a talented dude and you should go see his movie if it's coming to a theater near you.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
As a lover of the em dash: PREACH.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
dashare.zone/products/not... - I LOVE TERM'S OF SERCICE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A pox on every single transphobe, especially those with the political and social power to make people’s lives better or worse who decide: hm, let’s go with WORSE. This includes not only rabid rightwingers, but also ostensible allies who cannot wait to sell out our trans brothers and sisters. POX!!
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Looking at social media reactions to the SCOTUS and it really highlights how the GOP will get 99% of what they want, ignore that, and focus on demanding that 1% more. Dems will get 1% of what they want, immediately give up on the other 99%, and call the day a victory.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
TRANS RIGHT'S ARE HUMAN RIGHT'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON HOLDIN UP A FINGER TO POLITICANS AND THE PEACES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO WRECK EVERYONES LIFES, IF SOME OF US ARE NOT FREE THEN NONE OF US ARE FREE, THE POLITICANS AND BILLIONAIRES WHO RUN THE COUNTRY MEET ON A SECRET ISLAND TO BREED SEX SLAVES BUT THEY WANNA TELL US THAT WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SOMEONE TAKEN A SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, OR MAD AT SOMEONE FOR HAVIN A DRIVERS LICENSE, FASHISM AINT CREEPIN ANY MORE ITS JOGGING, THEY BETTER GET THERE BIG ASS BUNKERS BUILT QUICK CAUSE THERE FULL OF MEAT AND WE GROW HUNGRIER BY THE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Jesus Christ, dude, I KNOW, get off my jock
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
If they remade The Ring it would be a tiktok video. But if you watched it on your phone it would be ok because Sadako would crawl out of the phone screen and she'd be so small
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
See? It's real, I swear!
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
OMFG ITS BRINGING OUT THE DEAD tonight. I ADORE this weird movie and have ever since I saw it in college.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Getting tanked at Tim's Chrome Bar pror to whatever dumb movie we get to watch at Drinkolas Cage later.
A portrait of a pale pink cocktail on a table in a 70s-themed bar.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Every word in this headline is it's own journey. At no point do you know where it's headed next.
A screenshot of the Guadisan website with the headline "Concerns over therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UK's largest children's prison'
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multiplexer @multiplexer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You go over to Trump’s house and half of it is torn down, there’s a cage match in the back yard and the pool is full of algae.
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Adrian C. Jackson @adriancjax.blacksky.app · 18/06/2026
Reminders: 1. Juneteenth ain’t got shit to do w/ “unity”; it’s about when the memo arrived to Galveston, TX in 1865 that this slavery shit is over 2. Opal Lee fought for decades to make Juneteenth a national holiday, so don’t insult her w/ some “it should’ve never been a national holiday” bullshit
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Amazing @thebeths.bsky.social show last night. Every song is a revelation and sounds even tighter and better than the album. You should see them on this tour if they come ANYWHERE close to you.
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
Shawn Smucker
Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Punisher sticker we've needed all along
You're not The Punisher
You're a white supremacist who didn't read the comics
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A spider bit me but instead of super powers I got ✨cellulitis✨ 0\10, do not recommend.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hey, @nytimes.com, you can just say "racism and sexism" instead of "anti-diversity." WE ALL KNOW HIS PROMOTION CRITERIA, most of us aren't actually as stupid as this man.
A screenshot image of Pete Hegseth and the New York Time's weaselly explanation of his exclusion of officer promotion candidates based on the fact they aren't white men. Because white men are Pete Hegseth's very favorite thing.
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Tim 🎃wens @attimowens.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.
The Irish vampires from Sinners
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