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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My online girlfriend was so shocked by the Ukraine drone strike on the Russian data centre that she's been too upset to message me all day.
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fractalfroggie.bsky.social @fractalfroggie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To the driver of the Ford pickup who was behind me in the school zone, and later turned west while I continued south, THANK YOU FOR MAINTAINING A SAFE DISTANCE BEHIND ME! I really appreciate being in traffic with a safe driver!
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 10/06/2026
Wow, there are a lot of Lingthusiasm episodes! Where should I start? Episodes can be listened to in any order, so you can totally just scroll the list in any podcast apps and try whatever title grabs you Or for a more scientific method, try our Very Legit personality quiz bit.ly/lingthusiasm...
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Which Lingthusiasm episode are you?
Answer a few fun questions and this Highly Scientific quiz will tell you which episode of Lingthusiasm, a podcast that's enthusiastic about linguistics, matches your personality best!
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/03/2026
ides | noun | the 15th day of March, May, July, or October or the 13th day of any other month in the ancient Roman calendar
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jarjarforspeaker.bsky.social @jarjarforspeaker.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Hello, Gaius Cassius Longinus here. I have a favor to ask you. Julius Caesar has DECLARED himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE! I need you to send a denarius to Save The Republic PAC RIGHT NOW so we can stop Caesar from making himself a king.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The things some people do for a Nobel Peace Prize, amiright?
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 02/01/2026
guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/01/2026
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026. Let's. Go.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year, start it off smiling with this golden oldie
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.
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fractalfroggie.bsky.social @fractalfroggie.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
My Christmas book haul.
Stack of books containing The Borodino Sacrafice by Paul Phillips, The Book of Secrets by Melissa McShane, Alien Arcana by Glynn Stewart, Judgment of Mars by Glynn Stewart, and Schooled in Magic by Christopher G. Nuttall
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Original Son of Mothra, Jr. @komara.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
But I can see you Your bronze helm shining in the sun And there's Gilgamesh with scale armor on, baby And I can tell you and Enkidu will still be strong After the boys of Sumer have gone
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Corvid Dallas Multipass (he/him)(it/its) 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @genuscorvidae.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
You need to see this. Her last words to us.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
While I’m at it: You guys know what to do!! youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
youtu.be
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The United States drawn entirely from memory
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Have been tagged in to provide the reminder about traumatic video because of the Charlie Kirk shooting video going around! 1. Settings -> Content & Media, turn off "autoplay video" 2. Keep your device sound off while browsing so an accidental activation won't include the sound
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I hope Charlie Kirk recovers quickly then, like James Brady, uses his megaphone to help advocate for common sense limits on firearms.
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🐴 Jam 🍂 Comms open! @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
There is a graphic video of Charlie Kirk being shot going around like crazy so if you don't want to see it 👉
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and- "I wouldn't if i were you" The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby. He raised the sword again. "Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Chubby robot girl who isn't actually chubby, her batteries are just inflated and she's about to violently explode in a lithium fire.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
A diamond shaped statue with an oval at the top, said to represent the Virgin Mary - presumable her head poking out of the gown and her arms out to the side - but also it looks a lot like labia and a clitoris.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Guess this needs saying. Again. Transphobia is bigotry. Transphobes are bigots. Yes, even that author you like. Yes, even that celebrity you love. Yes, even that relative who is always sweet and kind to *you*.
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Sam Wilson @samwilson.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system
A twitter post explaining how you can “save PNGs to birds” by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
11. You can make the words to any song be about horses or potatoes and it will be good and funny and right.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
holy shit lmao
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
YOU MUST SATE YOUR THIRST TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 08/05/2025
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Depressingly and sureally accurate
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Terry Boyd @dr-opus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Wear this sfx/zombie face makeup as well when you need to don a mask for a long journey. I can GUARANTEE people won't complain about your mask - AND, as an added bonus, they will definitely maintain social distancing boundaries:)
face wearing zombie/wound sfx looking like they have pustules and skin tears on their forehead and cheek as though they had a highly contagious disease.
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Adrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I sent you the war plans that were in the group chat and which you were probably saving for select eyes Forgive me they were juicy and and I was shitfaced
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
ANGRY PROTESTERS: "We're going to ruin Cybertrucks!" TESLA: "Hold our beer."
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
For many people who have ADHD, every chore or process is a task, and most actions are not automatic. It's why figuring out routines, organization systems, documentation aand methods to build or maintain momentum are all so important. It's also why sleep deprivation and dehydration are so common.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Police officer: why are you sitting out here in your car covered in powdered sugar? Me: you caught me doing donuts in the parking lot
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deery guy @tinydeerguy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
this just in: sources are telling us to put the lime in the coconut, particularly prior to drinking it all up
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.
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