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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Will DoD funding be cut accordingly?
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Firefox with uBlock Origin blocks all ads on YouTube. Pass it on!
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How am I getting election texts on my mobile when my landline is the number on my voter registration? (I report them all as spam)
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Memo to myself: Do the dumb things I gotta do TOUCH THE PUPPET HEAD
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This shouldn't be necessary
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The best time to get pregnant is never.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, but does it cure botulism?
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we all just got kicked off this train at Sunset @sfmta.com
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Where are all my fellow Gen X punk weirdos?
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When the boss needs you to file four discovery motions this afternoon #iLoveLitigation
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Tedlassogifs Roy Kent
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I cAn DrEsS mYsE1f
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I giggled.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Conspiracy theory: Big Pharma lobbied cities to only plant male trees so they could make bigger profits from allergy meds.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
<applause> www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
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FTC Takes Historic Action Against Multilevel Marketing Operator Amway for Unfair and Deceptive Business Practices
Amway Corp., one of the largest multilevel marketing companies in the U.S., and two of its affiliates—World Wide Group, L.L.C. (WWG) and Leadership Team Development Inc.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
I think Hunter S. Thompson's column in the immediate aftermath pretty much nailed it www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...
The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.

It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy. Osama bin Laden may be a primitive "figurehead" -- or even dead, for all we know -- but whoever put those All-American jet planes loaded with All-American fuel into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon did it with chilling precision and accuracy. The second one was a dead-on bullseye. Straight into the middle of the skyscraper.This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed -- for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won't hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force.

Good luck. He is in for a profoundly difficult job -- armed as he is with no credible Military Intelligence, no witnesses and only the ghost of Bin Laden to blame for the tragedy.
OK. It is 24 hours later now, and we are not getting much information about the Five Ws of this thing.

The numbers out of the Pentagon are baffling, as if Military Censorship has already been imposed on the media. It is ominous. The only news on TV comes from weeping victims and ignorant speculators.

The lid is on. Loose Lips Sink Ships. Don't say anything that might give aid to The Enemy.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When your annoying micromanager goes on indefinite leave
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SpongeBob and Patrick Cheer Hooray!
ALT: SpongeBob and Patrick Cheer Hooray!
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Man Time Travels to September 10, 2001 to Warn Everyone that Weezer Sucks Now thehardtimes.net/music/man-ti...
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Man Time Travels to September 10, 2001 to Warn Everyone that Weezer Sucks Now
NEW YORK — Inventor and former Weezer fan Dr. Stanley Tankowitz successfully time travelled last week to September 10, 2001, to warn... Continue reading this gem
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Imagine actively believing this while also carrying a cellphone with you everywhere.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember to leave a gusher under your pillow tonight for Charlie
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Siouxsie blep
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Someone just rang my doorbell (apartment intercom.) As usual, I ignored it. If I'm not expecting you, I'm never home.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Home Improvement Saturday New artwork for the guest bathroom
Photo of a bathroom wall above the toilet. A black-framed painting of a cat peering in from the right side of the frame, with text above and below it that reads "Welcome to the Bathroom A Cat will be with You Shortly"
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When you realize masculinity doesn't have to be toxic www.elle.com/life-love/se...
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Why a Gay Hockey Romance Is Making Straight Women Leave Their Husbands
For some viewers, Heated Rivalry was a wake-up call for what’s missing in their own relationships.
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Matthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Freddie Mercury, one of the greatest vocalists and performers of our times, was born on this day 80 years ago. He died aged 45. AIDS not only took our friends and lovers, it robbed us of a generation of artists and the beautiful, extraordinary work they may otherwise have given us.
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Freddie Mercury Live Performance
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
See also Sunset Dunes
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Be ungovernable. That is all.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my results. meh.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Share an unforgettable horror movie ending
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I mean, I know the navy has funding issues but to push their men into prostitution seems kinda harsh.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it seems like @thegoodgodabove.bsky.social gave them a sign www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Big Church Festival 'devastated' as man dies after sign falls
Police say at least six other people were also injured in the incident at the Big Church Festival.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
they always come in threes
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
70s girls want literally want one thing and it's disgusting
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
All of this could have been avoided if they had adopted a foster kid. But no, they only wanted a perfect color-matched newborn trophy tot. www.keranews.org/government/2...
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What we learned at Tuesday’s tense, tearful Dallas hearing over Alaska-California surrogacy battle
Dallas judge Ashley Wysocki on Tuesday extended an order preventing McKenna West from seeing or making medical decisions for a newborn she gave birth to on behalf of his genetic parents, a California ...
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Elizabeth Taylor too, she did a LOT for AIDS research starting in the early 1980s.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The wrong 80 year old died today.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Meanwhile, over on Threads ....
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gayest. Thing. Ever. www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsan...
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From the ThatsInsane community on Reddit: "Healing pool" from an alpha male retreat advertisement
Explore this post and more from the ThatsInsane community
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
www.atlasobscura.com/articles/pos...
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The Last Payphones Are Taking Goodbyes
We set out to find Los Angeles’ last working payphones and found something else entirely: thousands of strangers looking for a place to let go.
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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Do I look like I'm in the mood for shape-based lessons? theonion.com/new-ted-lass...
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New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors
NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would te...
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Poison Ivy looking what is technically termed ‘cool as fuck’
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