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I don’t want to fully blame 9/11, but it certainly didn’t help

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 6h
Every hacker in the world watching Trump put Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel in charge of the military and the FBI
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Scarface: Tony Montana Laughing on Phone
ALT: Scarface: Tony Montana Laughing on Phone
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Dark Laughter @darklaughtertdb.bsky.social · 6h
Hegseth is a great example of a common type of officer who's ended up in charge of something, doesn't have a clue how to do the job, and just falls back on PT, grooming, slogans, and searching for scapegoats. If you put him in charge of a Cinnabon he would do the exact same things.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 6h
Use code DMCRACYROCKS for a $20 bonus when you build your first Same Nation Parlay! Government shutdown, hospital closure, and your incumbent winning reelection! All three must hit!
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 6h
The bullying and harassment that this will enable is the point. This administration wants to make life unbearable for “undesirable” populations. It’s fascist scapegoating 101. thehill.com/homenews/edu...
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Education Department formally rescinds Title IX protections for LGBTQ students
The Education Department announced Monday it has formally rescinded the Biden-era Title IX interpretation that gave sex-based discrimination protections to students on the basis of sexual orientati…
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 6h
Only doing this in states that are on the federally-run exchange also makes this another straight up theft from (mostly) blue states. Intolerable
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 7h
LMAO
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 7h
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 8h
hauling this one out again, this time for los angeles!
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ceej @ceej.online · 7h
hulk hangs dong
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15h
you have to give voters a fucking choice and you have to explain to them why your way works. its just politics
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15h
show me a democrat that ran in 24 on a humane and compassionate response to the republican plan of ethnic cleansing. there were none
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15h
show me one (1) article from the 24 cycle explaining in detail that “mass deportation” would mean kicking in doors and ripping people from their families. just a single article showing this would be impossible without using nazi tactics
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15h
i dont think people deluded themselves really…they were told by republicans that “mass deportation” was criminals and the media didnt fact check and democrats moved right on the issue there was no alternative offered to mass deportation, no one even argued against it
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 8h
Why do so many Trump flunkies look like The Uncle Who Wears A Kimono
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wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · 12h
What I love about this and other videos like it from the mayor’s office is that they’re focused on New York City, its life, and its culture. Mamdani asks questions, listens, celebrates, and advocates. He’s a public servant. The video is about the Bronx and the importance of hip hop.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 12h
Setting aside the fact that most of these people did not, in fact, break the law, what does this suggest about how the next administration should handle the members of this one, nearly all of whom have broken many laws?
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 12h
Imo the next administration should raze every ICE detention facility to the ground except for the two worst. Make the worst one a museum like Auschwitz, and use the second-worst one to imprison these ghouls.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 12h
oh man you know a small paper did good when the NYT reports on their reporting rather than ripping them off without credit www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/n...
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Students at Cornell Daily Sun Pursued Sexual Assault Case for Two Years (Gift Article)
The student newspaper, The Cornell Daily Sun, covered the allegations of rape at a fraternity party since they were first made in 2024 and led the reporting on the case.
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pebbles @pebbles.gay · 30/09/2026
delete this his parents sold the place in 2022, your giving ppl the wrong address: www.nj.com/bergen/2022/...
Date: Sep 2022 - Present 
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Owned For: 4 years
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Date: Sep 1992 - Sep 2022
Name: Tracey Michael and Tracey Judy 
Owned For: 30 Years
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Full wipe of Cornell admin.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This is why you need to trust your gut about tech and SV. They do not know what they're doing. The guys in charge are idiots trying to convince non techy Americans that the future they're pushing is inevitable because they're leveraged up to their eyeballs and will need a bailout soon.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's the TV spot for the rest of the midterm campaign.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The White House just tweeted "Touchdown" and showed a bunch of clips of guys getting hit trying to catch the ball. Literally the opposite of a touchdown. The only people who write that sports are right-wing coded are people who don't understand the right wing and don't watch sports
Idiots
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you've never watched a minute of sports in your life and just embarrassed your boss on TV
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
the left has gotten sports, in its entirety, in the national divorce this is why bluesky is the official app of sports
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026
Very funny this happened right after Axios was like "lots of buzz about Schmitt for VP" this morning.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/09/2026
if the GOP runs a vance/schmitt ticket then they should just give up the pretense and make the party’s slogan the fourteen words www.axios.com/2026/09/29/e...
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Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028
Vance views the Missouri senator as trustworthy.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was skeptical of this take but making up some bullshit to accuse someone of a crime in defense of Trump only for it to completely fall apart, then acting outraged and refusing to apologize for any of it really does sound like Vance VP material.
AXios screengrab
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 29/09/2026
PLEASE OPEN THE BOX LABELED CAMPAIGN AD DEFAMATION TORT I BEG YOU, OPEN IT
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Democratic candidate talking point just dropped.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and the biden doj shrugged
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The psycho pedophile regime who kidnaps and kills us is polling unfavorably
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Asshole magazine for shit heads with another heater
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To this day I can’t believe they got away with naming a principle “Mr. Bell Ding” on a show named Saved by the Bell. RIP Dennis Haskins.
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really no way to interpret this as anything other than a years long attempt to scare literally all rape victims from ever coming forward
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026
bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 29/09/2026
what this means is that we're just getting to the dangerous part of this decade long scam
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
burger joints push nuggets and chicken sandwiches when beef prices go up. (trump take beef)
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol the post was stolen. now it's a perfect threads post.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/09/2026
Hey don't use this shit.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tweet that immediately came to mind:
We're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
6:19 PM • Oct 21, 2014 • Twitter for iPhone
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film.
A headline from Bari Weiss’s The Free [sic] Press:

“Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary

There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,' including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.”

First line: “i haven't seen the film,”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Joe Biden didn't put Trump in jail and he's on the hook for everything that's going on with Trump 2 up until now. That's on him. But we have a chance to course correct and clean up the mess. We can't do that with weak leadership unwilling to protect this country and the people in it.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a satire on so-called late stage capitalism how could one beat investors pouring a trillion into a company offering to wipe out humankind
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