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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 8h
I hope you live the life you deserve.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 14h
Something I think about often is how the reward for promptly responding to emails is receiving more emails.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/10/2026
Because he's one of the only people standing next to a Republican going, "this person is a piece of shit, I don't respect him, neither should you, he's fucking evil and he needs to go, and I don't care if it makes me sound rude saying it" LIKE EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE DOING??? MAYBE???
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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Call me Ishmael one more fucking time, I dare you
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This would sink a presidency in any other era. I would bet most Americans will never hear it even happened.
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Trump bought over $1 million in SpaceX debt days before unveiling space policy
The purchase, revealed in his latest financial disclosure, involved a firm directly affected by his administration’s actions — and led by presidential ally Elon Musk.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they want to live forever for some reason but they want to outsource everything from parenting to fantasy football. what is they want to DO with their lives???
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So many men appear to be wholly uninterested in being people.
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Alex Hanna @alexhanna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why isn't this on every TV screen and not the fairy tale of killer robots
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t think we can ignore it (well, *i* personally can and will continue to), but I think it’s the same bucket of “you can’t educate men out of it”
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is why conversations around “the male loneliness epidemic” enrage me; it is a direct result of and reaction to society starting to have higher expectations for men, and men being just fully resistant
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Forum boards are the best form of internet, full stop, and the internet began to suck more and more as we strayed from that light
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i would not say michael douglas is a person i think about at all, and i want to read this memoir!
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we had this guy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_o...
en.wikipedia.org
Beast of Bray Road - Wikipedia
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is so cool
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Show creator Sherwood Schwartz commented in his memoir that there is always a subset of people who will believe everything they see. I think about that a lot.
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I sexually identify as a windswept moor, under a leaden sky, on a November day
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*at the bottom of the ocean This is nice.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is how AI will kill us all
futurism.com
Trump Was Reportedly Pushed Into Invading Venezuela by Conversation With Grok
Trump reportedly consulted with Grok for hours on his next course of action in Venezuela before launching a military invasion.
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lord please let the good pastor recover his cheese and find his boots before Sunday sermons
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Overlook my “increasingly” typo please
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We live in an increasingly ableist society with an increasingly population of disabled people, and that we cannot even do THIS is maddening.
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On the other hand yelling SEE YOU THERE at someone when you are 5 minutes from there is hilarious
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know “a lot” of people who have done this and you feel okay about that?
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was just thinking about how nice it is that Ryan Adams now leads a fucking miserable life but man, we have so much farther to go with men who have been telling us loudly who they are the whole fucking time
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rod Serling was a king. WWII paratrooper in “The Death Squad,” TV pioneer, LOUD critic of McCarthyism who knew his status as a war hero put him in a privileged position to call shit out. Wrote critiques of racism into his scripts, created The Twilight Zone to escape the censorship that brought on.
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶Your own Personal Cheeses Something to eat with pears Not cheese to share🎶
Babybel cheeses
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 02/10/2026
thank god. i was wearing an unofficial def leppard bracelet this whole time
add for a def leppard bracelet
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmaoooooooo A'ja's face
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Girls don’t want boys girls want books that scratch precisely the same itch as the Westing Game
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me with the building fire alarm
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i think if you call me a "girl boss" in any capacity i should be immediately able to invoice you for $1,000.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People used to do this kind of weird shit in faxes!
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Magnus Lehnsherr @i-magnus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"If I see a man come at me, taking steps towards me and pointing at me, I don’t give a damn what you said, I don't give a damn how you said it, the tone, that is unacceptable. You don't step toward me... I'm not for that shit." -A'ja Wilson #WNBA
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey girl, are you a disgraced cosmonaut?
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really need tech reporters to stop being credulous to the “Our biggest weakness? Maybe our AI is TOO powerful.” It’s already fucking the economy and environment and being used to murder people in Palestine, but the ol “don’t look at the man behind the curtain” routine works on Tech journalists
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