Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sony losing Kojima is like Nintendo letting Miyamoto go. What are they even doing? 160
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 11/02/2026By the look er ya face I reckon he just buttered his last biscuit. He went that a way 022
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 10/02/2026He already came back. He was hanging out with the poor and downtrodden again so when they killed him a second time, no one noticed. Just dumped him in a pauper’s grave with a couple other hobos. 030
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Just traumatizing actual humans to train an AI that’s incapable of empathy. Wild. 040
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Gonna try driving around town till I see a drive thru that’s full. Gonna get in line and when I finally get to the menu and they ask me what I’d like to order I’m just going to say Uuummmmmm… one second really loud. Preferably they’ll be a lot of people behind me. 070
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026In order to get credit you have to have credit that you can’t get till you have credit…. 010
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026This is another one of those ideas where I’m like just give me all the money and I’ll spend all of it on trying to do something fun and helpful. 040
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Ok so there are some kinks to work out. Like the cat that pees on everything. Maybe piss proof fabric. Someone needs to invent piss proof fabric. Wait. As a billionaire I could do it. 130
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026These billionaires are really wasting their money on AI. Total waste of time. They need to figure how to make dogs live as long as people so I don’t have to cry my eyes out every 10-15 years. They can do this for cats too. 5394
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 05/02/2026The typos are sending me. I’m trying to deal with all the awful shit in these emails and I gotta translate this shit into English because these monsters can’t type! 050
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I remember when excite bike came out on the nes and I was blown away by the idea you could make your own levels and play them with friends. My very next thought was I wish I could make dungeons in Zelda. It’s a no brainer. 110
Reposted by Jack SchittCaptain Murphy @sealab2021.org · 03/02/2026And so on and so on unto the quantum level at which point all notions of time and space and individuality have broken down into the cosmic oneness of energy in which everyone is guilty and innocent simultaneously. Sponsored by Kodak. 031
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 03/02/2026This is brilliant. When they turn their body cams off the little cameras will be there to film them turning their body cams off. 120
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Been bit by dogs. Snakes. Lots of bugs. A cat bite sent me to the hospital with my forearm swoll up. The docs said another few hours and it’d have been gangrene. This was only about half a day after the bite. 110
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 02/02/2026How could you do this to me? How could you make hotdogs gross? 120
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Ok beer selection. And their old movie runs gives me a chance to show my kids some classics on the big screen 120
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 02/02/2026It was like I was so excited to get out of school and move on. Now they own everything and run the government. Or they fully support all the cruelty because the gay people are gross and weird. Give them a victim to punch down on and they’re the best supporters. 050
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Nailed it! I was just thinking of Bill Paxton in Weird Science. I love him and he’s hilarious in that role but there were dudes in my high school just like that. 110
Reposted by Jack Schittkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 02/02/2026the potential for computing technology to make life more immediately convenient was exhausted with the innovation of "use phone to get burger" and everything past that is diminishing returns for increasing immiseration of the masses 211110
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 02/02/2026As an old Gen X it feels like the dudes in highschool who thought being cruel and being tough are the same thing just stayed the same. And now they run things. 2230
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Me when i get behind those flatbeds with the giant bundles of rebar. Impaled indeed! 180
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 01/02/2026💯. I don’t even like musicals and that’s one of my favorite episodes 010
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 30/01/2026It’s this film for me that I think of when I think of her 120
Reposted by Jack SchittSpoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 30/01/2026The best part of the Melania movie is when she looks at the camera and says “its Melaniaorfin time” and then her and Baron fight ninjas. 0131
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 30/01/2026And people who didn’t bring chains get stuck and waste a bunch of our time. 120
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Sorry. The NCR felt like they had the momentum to shut down opposition. If you chose that side the tv show needs to shut that shit down to make room for the other possibilities. At this time I’m pro Yes Man. I’ve grown. 010
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I agree. It feels like they are introducing them to non gamers. They deserve to make up their own minds the way we did. It’s like a rehash of new Vegas. I’m onboard. It’s a great show anyway. 130
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026A good friend of mine told me his philosophy was “Fuck it”. If you can’t control it just move on. I couldn’t do it at 18. But the more I’ve tried to live by it, the more I’ve been able to be happy. Control what you can. The rest is a distraction. 020
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026They nuked shady springs. It hurt. But really the NCR would produce stability. That would make the brotherhood, legion, and House irrelevant as NCR would shut them down. I can live with it. 320
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026So I am certain that one day the escalator is going to catch my shoelaces and rip my foot off. Or when I step into the elevator it will suddenly fail and I’ll be sliced in two. But I’m actually ok with this because I got other shit going on. Don’t have time for that shit. 272
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026This post was the first I’ve ever heard of this kid. (I’m old) but damn he goes for the throat. He’s my new favorite. 000
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026In my defense it was the 70’s and country music hadn’t turned into the bullshit it is today. This was my favorite song at like 4 years old. youtu.be/sh7BZf7D5Bw?...youtu.beThe Devil Went Down to GeorgiaYouTube video by Charlie Daniels - Topic 010
Reposted by Jack Schitt🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Zoomer Lemmy Kilmister voice: If you like to gamble I'll tell you bout a game It's called balatro Come build a deck with me 3384
Reposted by Jack SchittAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact 108101442906
