Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Elon thinks he’s Noonien Soong but he’s actually the other guy. 1101
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Just thought I’d post what’s happened in my house recently. This is Pumpkin. I love her. 7511
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Guys. Found a place that saves produce from the landfill. They delivered 25 pounds for $15. If you go and pick it up it’s 75 pounds for $15. Went through it. There was 1 bad tomato and and 10 bad mini peppers. The rest is perfect. 280
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Elong thinking he’s this guy when in fact he’s the other guy. 150
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Charlie the person at the party that gets high and spends the night peaking through the blinds “Is that the cops?” 130
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 15/03/2025The only thing coming out of a decades old can of salmon that would surprise me is an edible can of salmon 070
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Do you guys think this is the proper meat to veggie ratio for stew? 6190
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Can I say something about this hole without y’all getting mad? 010
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Im currently using this laptop or a steam deck. It’s tough finding advice online because people hate you if you don’t want to play 4K ULTRA MASSIVE HUGE RESOLUTION 5 MIILLION GB RAM AND ITLL SUCK YOUR DICKTOOOOOOO. So basically they’re no help. 010
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 13/03/2025My son just got his first cellphone. I also figured out how to get into my Bluesky account. It’s over for him. 180
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Here’s the publisher. The color is pretty close the what the pages look like. I don’t mess with this book because I don’t want to make things worse. Not sure if it’s worth preserving though. 120
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Googled it. This book was printed in 1892. What’s it been doing this whole time? 2240
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 13/03/2025You’ll have to ask my wife what it’s like. Or Buddy. He’s a snuggle master. 130
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Wife got this singer 457 machine. It’s nuts. Look how clean it is. 150
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 12/03/2025More of this please. As long as children aren’t involved. Just keep following your leader. 050
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 12/03/2025A cheap fossil cuz I’m I’m cheap. I don’t anything about the other two except they look awesome 210
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Went incognito. No one will ever figure out it’s me. 010
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Everything is above board. It came with the ship. I was just passing through the pirate system because it was the shortest route 010
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Once I figured out you can build in your settlement I kinda went crazy. 140
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 05/12/2024This is how Buddy gets whatever he wants (currently some thawed turkey leftovers) 1323
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I’ve been waiting years for Bethesda to add pets to your camp in Fallout 76! They’ve finally done it and their movements are so lifelike! 2265
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 03/12/2024My wife drew buttholes on all the cats because knows I’m a fan of Vonnegut 040
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 28/11/2024This was supposed to be the 4th pic. I suck here too. I also don’t delete. 120
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 28/11/2024The thing about my man Buddy: If there’s a butthole around, he’s gonna smell it. 1110
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024This girl beats him up. Then when she’s cold at night she snuggles him. 000
Jack Schitt @fluffsuit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024He was so proud of that bandana. He loves wearing clothes. He’s people! 070
