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Reposted by JPBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you have all day to engage a standard Bluesky user from Seattle in an attempt to explain the lyrics of Wipe Me Down (remix) or you have six minutes to cut your leg off with this hand saw what do you choo--- [sound of immediate sawing] 816516
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Reposted by JPBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[patting Erling Haaland like a used Buick Enclave] what can I do to get you off the lot with this one today www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...nytimes.comManchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breachesCity were charged by the Premier League in February 2023. 1623226
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JP @flsh23.bsky.social · 19/08/2026“You and Angela White are gonna free this country from the tech oligarchy.” is making me stifle mad laughter on the train to work. 001
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