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The Onion @theonion.com · 11h
So-Called Professional Gamer Not Even Racist theonion.com/so-called-professional…
So-Called Professional Gamer Not Even Racist
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emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 9h
this is genuinely the best info screen i’ve ever seen on public transit anywhere. every time i get an r211 train i have to take a few moments to admire how well done it is
the info screen above the doors showing which line you’re on, what stations are next, what lines you can transfer to, what traincar you’re on, what direction the train is moving in relation to the train diagram, where the exits and elevators are in the upcoming station, and where surface streets are above you
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AAlgar @aalgar.bsky.social · 17h
Here, have a comic.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i feel like its another case of a guy who is convinced that calling someone a nazi is like calling them an orc - a hyperbolic comparison to a fictional villain rather than to a group of actual guys who destroyed europe recently enough that my dad was alive when they did it
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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Plambert (official) @flonk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s?
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terra firma, terra eterna 🚱🌉 @kavi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When I first heard about AI being used for menus and advertisements, my concern was largely that it would be used to idealize the food and make it look better than it actually was. At no point did I imagine that restaurants would willingly put out horrific looking images of their food on purpose
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Decade💖💜💙 @riderbooker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Disgraced Simpsons creator Matt Groening gives up. "Yes, they are the Bartmen now."
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Plambert (official) @flonk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When will Ghost Rider drive Herbie the Love Bug?
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Plambert (official) @flonk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Indiana Jones and the Adventure of Ford Fairlane
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Plambert (official) @flonk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine all the fun new slurs those lovable rascals will say!
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Maggie! @maggierobots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me seeing Feastables™ at the grocery store:
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
America destroyed public pools to spite black people, destroyed public parks to spite homeless people, and is now poised to destroy public sports to spite trans people. A perfect record of shit.
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paulreda @paulreda.com · 07/10/2026
Before Time Warner, Warner Bros. was owned by Kinney Services Inc, a holding corporation of funeral homes, parking lots, and industrial cleaning services. (They also bought DC Comics before they bought Warner, this is why Warner owns DC.)
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 09/03/2025
…🤔 Your belly button is just your old mouth. …🙃
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Folks these are the most costly Yankee errors I’ve seen since Union General Daniel Sickles disobeyed direct orders on July 2, 1863, moving his Third Corps forward into an isolated peach orchard. This created a vulnerable, stretched-thin salient that was decimated by Confederate assaults.
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The Flop House Podcast @flophousepodcast.com · 05/10/2026
On our most recent episode (Scream 7) we discuss this forgotten classic. flophousepodcast.com
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every time cis people want to indulge in the TERF wizard series they go to the trans people in their lives seeking penance like we are the catholic church selling indulgences and if that's what you want, just give us some money instead of expecting it for free and let us be tired in peace
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Plambert (official) @flonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This weirdo and Arnold have somehow become the good Republicans.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
I'm the opposite of AI
It took me an hour to write one email and I haven't had any water today

[A silver fish with a red head superimposed over a green field and blue sky, with a larger, semi-transparent version of the same fish floating in the sky behind it.]
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t trust the mainstream media, but I feel like the primary alternate model, getting the news from the posts of a 14 year-old Romanian schizophrenic shitposter named “G00n3R the Swamp Pervert,” is not necessarily a superior alternative.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doctor Doom is the boy’s MOTHER
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AAlgar @aalgar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's another one.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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A Mule With A Spinning Wheel @madjaymilton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crisis averted; it’s just a can of peanut brittle. Certainly nothing bad could come from that. Let me just open up this container and 
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This story of Babel is bullshit because every construction site in chicago has guys who only speak polish, guys who only speak spanish, and guys who only speak English, and they can still finish the building
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Ramiel 🐇 comms full @pawberry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today was the third day in a row I came within a yard of a car hitting me while I was walking in a crosswalk, and today was way too close. I realize we have some drivers out there, but I think we need to ban cars until we can figure out what's going on.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Plambert (official) @flonk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every day drivers find more and more ways to be entitled.
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Plambert (official) @flonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What about a remake of Twin Sitters?
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Plambert (official) @flonk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And this is why leftist will never be taken seriously. Just take the win
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you left out the fifth scenario
President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

Positive 95%
Negative 7%
Net sentiment +88%
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Alex Jaffe, DC Comics Expert @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
PARAMOUNT: We’re committed to releasing 30 theatrical films a year. THE FILMS:
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can confirm ;-;
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Paul Cornish @paulgcornish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Batman without flash/ Batman with flash
The newly released, shadowy photo of Robert Pattinson as Batman in Batman 2.Batman carrying the Flash in The Brave and the Bold #67 (1966)
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oracle: Look, giving Catwoman a UTI isn't exactly "fighting crime."
Batman: Is she committing any crimes currently?
Oracle: ...no.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
little known fact: Napoleon chose his Marshals based entirely on the quality of their morning wood. Davout was nicknamed 'The Iron Marshal' for this very reason.
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Plambert (official) @flonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEW ORB! NEW ORB! NEW ORB!
NEW ORB! NEW ORB! NEW ORB!
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Plambert (official) @flonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wait. There’s a new orb?
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Plambert (official) @flonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hate that song so much.
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VFD | JagTaggart @jagtaggart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just want souvenir popcorn buckets to just be ordinary tin buckets with movie-related images on them. I'm tired of eating popcorn out of people's faces, heads and asses.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the war on cars has friends everywhere
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