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A stranger on the internet just getting by. 23, transfem lesbian, she/it

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cinnamon @cryptidcuisine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
DINNER. BLASTER. #deltarune
Green wielding the Dinner Blaster
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 29/12/2024
trans people deserve disjointed normals and meterless reversals
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
any statement like ‘Gen z have no literacy/cannot write/spell/communicate’ that is not also coupled with ‘their means of learning has been eradicated by tech fascism and government removal of funding’ is not worth listening to or boosting. the kids are living under the regime we allowed
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PaulDrawsArt 🎄 @pauldrawsart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I came up with a new pokemon
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Pattie💜 @storster.northsky.social · 26/08/2026
if your immediate response to Tim Curry passing is to glaze "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", I am heavily judging you. That film is transmisogynistic as fuck, and the fact that it is regarded as good queer media is absolutely disgusting.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The official 1993 Nintendo Player's Guide for Mario Paint provided instructions for a The Simpsons animation called "Bartman on the Move". I have recreated the animation in-game.
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Nightfiend Shiki🦇🌸 @queenofprinces.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm so grateful to be friends with such shameless perverts
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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🔞Cammy Rose From The Dead👻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @camburger666.northsky.social · 19/02/2026
transgender unown
trans symbol version of the pokemon unown
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 25/08/2026
back before AI, video game developers had to make every digital woman look the same through hard work and artistry
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gary, Indiana is 77% percent Black. Thousands have been without power for nearly two weeks. Many are without safe water. Yet every data center is operational & using enormous amounts of both power and water. This is what oligarchy looks like. Everyone suffers so the 1% can make even more.
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tracey/noelle @catworld.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is bugs and insects to me
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administrator @sadistloser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
- I like something I can't mention!
>I like bad things!
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Welwraith @welwraith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
big fan of the transfem spidey stuff as of late, throwing my hat into the ring
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a barrister bear @law-yering.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
(1) clearly invoke your 6th amendment right to counsel (2) clearly invoke your 5th amendment right to remain silent (3) shut up You can’t talk to cops. They aren’t your friends. Theyre not there to help you. They’ve targeted you & are looking to build a case against you. Don’t help them.
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 13/08/2026
happy mario sunshine on NSO day to those who celebrate. i made this meme that gets reposted sometimes. that was me
An edit of an over-filtered four panel Instagram meme. "Girls, did you know.... That uhm," it reads, before the girl in the original image is replaced with a Pianta from Mario Sunshine. "I'm a chuckster!" Panel 4 is a screenshot of Mario falling in a pit and dying. "TOO BAD!"
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This man may be the sickest super mario universe character and we'll never know.
in Super Mario Odyssey, Mario meets a New Donker at the start of an obstacle course sub-area in New Donk City. "This is where I do all my training," he says.
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Kate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
View of an end-cap display at Target, with a sign above it saying “Must have!” The shelves are empty.
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Riley!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Swirly Glasses Scientist Pervert Girl has liked your post: This Arby's Sandwich got me feeling like theyre injecting mysterious chemicals into me. The Swirly Glasses Scientist Pervert Girl has followed you The Swirly Glasses Scientist Pervert Girl has added you to list: Specimens to Study
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 09/08/2026
we haven't bullied harry potter fans enough.
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🔞AMALGAM🔞 @amalgamcorps.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🍊 should i draw her
bill from pokemon transitioning into a clefairy
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
t his is what most people want queer/trans rep to be
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
it is legally required that if your transfem character is plural adjacent that their headmate has to be purple.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
This framing is so interesting to me because Labour literally called me a "flea" that they were happy to "shake off" despite the fact that I was very involved in the party. But I am apparently still supposed to vote for them even after they told me not to do so. Is my vote important or not?
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shadow @shadowdio.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
GDQ is proof you can be exceedingly and tremendously successful not just accepting folks but being proud and loud and loving trans folks. So many people believe in the same thing came together to raise over 2.4 mil for a great cause. Despite everything, we're Here Together. Trans Rights!
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LEO @hellspawnmotel.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
cant imagine being sans deltarune. gets isekai'd and discovers the foxy divorced milf from uptown youve been courting is in this universe an immortal queen of a dying kingdom and her children are dead and now you have to navigate all that
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 03/06/2025
Johnathan Joss died a hero. He was murdered for being gay, he went out protecting his trans husband from being executed. They burned down their home and killed their pets and then they murdered Joss while trying to murder his husband. The New York times can barely muster "fatally shot." I hate this.
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stara david @staradavid.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Perhaps my strongest held belief is that you shouldn't dehumanize even the most despicable people, that doing so means you've lost the battle already because by deeming them not human you trick yourself into believing you can never commit actions like them. And that's dangerous.
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
“I would like to close this story off by saying, the Cars movies are not CGI. They're real. I played Lightning McQueen in the 3 Cars movies, and other tortured souls play the other characters. It could have easily been done in CGI, but John Lasseter and the entire Pixar crew are a bunch of sadists.”
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Stop Calling Me Frank @stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
It reminds me so much of what the GOP did with gay marriage 20+ years ago—and how the media-consultant complex responded at the time.
NBC article from 2003:

POLITICS NEWS
Gay rights: A liability for the Democrats?

The Democratic president candidates, who all support gay marriages or civil unions, are at odds with most Americans, creating what some see as an advantage for President Bush.

By Tom Curry
The nine candidates for the Democratic nomination for president, who all support either gay marriages or civil unions or letting states decide for themselves how to handle the matter, are at odds with a majority of Americans on the topic, creating what some in their ranks see as a liability for their party in a match with President Bush . . .
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puff 🐇🌈🎀 @puffilee.com · 28/05/2025
This cat's head is too small for this deely bobber.
wikipedia media screenshot of someone holding a whimsical antennae headband up to a cat's face. caption reads, "this cat's head is too small for this deely bobber."
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NSFqWilman @nsfqwilman.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
A screenshot from tumblr user "toskarin"
Text: "lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist" why do you think I'm following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too
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RyanRibbity @ryanribbity.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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Joan? @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Assorted drawings of a large woman(2022,2023,2024,2024)
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Everybody tell me I was right about everything but especially the fucking malicious pro-colonialism butchering
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/05/2025
This passed 215-214. We're going to lose our healthcare because 3 senior Dems have died this year. We lost Roe because Ginsburg didn't retire. We lost the election because Joe ran for reelection. Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
sometimes you just gotta draw a political cartoon (again)
WHEN A FAR RIGHT PARTY LOSES:
PRESS: there, there, buddy. there’ll be more chances. you may not win today, but, pick yourself up, keep your head held high
you’ll get another chance. they can knock you down, but you’ll get back up

TYPED PAGE: FAR RIGHT'S INEVITABLE SWEEPING VICTORY WILL HAVE TO WAIT

WHEN A FAR RIGHT PARTY WINS:
POLITICIAN: FUCK YEAH!!! PERMANENT death to the left!!! I'm king FOREVER!
PRESS: well folks: that's it for the left. they just can't win elections.
there is simply no future for the left. they have to move right, to be more like our newly elected, populist leader, or face extinction.

TYPED PAGE: LEFTISM WAS A FAILED EXPERIMENT THAT IS NOW OVER
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
A Trans woman tied up in rope reads a newspaper with the headline "Rope Tariffs choke Supply." She grabs her head and says "the economy has really hit the Shibari market hard..." She comments to her fully immobilized sub on the ground "looks like we gotta pack up and look for greener pastures." She ties her sub up to a hobo bindle and saunters away, looking back mournfully at the abandoned sign placed over the door of their Little Shibari Studio.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/05/2025
Soy Occupied Government
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
for context:
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 19/05/2025
demo of the upcoming game from the chrono jotter devs. yuri is so beautiful. women can do anything.
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Scrib dooooon @ritatreats.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
every game ever should give me a really big hammer and let me coat it in trans pride colours like this game did
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