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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 2h

Is the pool warm? No Is it as cold as I thought it was going to be? Also no.

White lady's legs on a raft in an inground pool on September 30.

Nick Miller from New Girl saying, 'Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.'

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 3h

Leah Blevins at Zbar in January, and she's the opener, so I can leave early!

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 3h

Aldi has their Halloween cat scratch houses out. They also have one that's a cat ghost.

A vampire cat scratching house from Aldi. The opening is the vampire's mouth.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 7h

Hadn't seen little girl in a few days - now calling her Bonnie - but she hung out with Bon a couple times last night.

A black and white photo of a large male possum and small female possum on either side of a bowl of cat food on a porch at night.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 17h

Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 20h

This was 7:35 pm. Didn't run away when I opened the door. Didn't run away when I knocked on the door. Finally took off when Mercy rushed the door barking.

A picture taken from inside my living room looking out the storm door at a raccoon eating cat food on the porch in daylight.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 23h

People don't read, but this amuses me.

A sticker on a glass storm door of a frog wearing a chef hat and stirring a cauldron that says
NO SOLICITORS
Trespassers Will Go In The Soup

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 29/09/2026

Lookit my cute new mug I bought. As a little treat.

A white mug with two ghosts roasting marshmallows over a fire under a crescent moon. A pale yellow lab is peeking through the handle, blurry in the background.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 29/09/2026

It is fall break, so there are way too many people at the zoo. Unfortunately the tiger cubs aren't out, but white women with giant strollers who aren't aware of anyone but themselves are here in full force. Also, an adult human woman just told a bunch of kids to look at the manned (maned) wolf.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 29/09/2026

And the Pulitzer prize in wildlife camera photography goes to

A possum sticking his head out of the opening of a Rubbermaid cat shelter, mouth open, hissing at a raccoon looking at him with his tongue sticking out. He's rubber and you're glue.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 29/09/2026

Reggie is getting spayed next Friday and I'm thinking about buying her a recovery suit for my own entertainment.

An orange kitten wearing a pink recovery suit with cartoon alpacas on it. It's like kitty onesie pajamas.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 29/09/2026

I've been in the pool the first week of October the last 3-4 years; I think October 5 is my record. Looks like Wednesday may be my last day this year.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 29/09/2026

Tried a new recipe tonight and I'm obsessed. This was easy and so flavorful. Added the green onions and perinaise to serve as suggested. I ignored the recipe in one place and that's where it said sweet paprika. I used smoked. I always use smoked.

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Nando's Portuguese Chicken and Rice - one pot recipe

Portuguese chicken and rice, a one pot recipe with Portuguese seasoned rice and copycat Nando’s spicy rice (the rice is so good!).

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 28/09/2026

Why do people hate their children? Ridiculous names I've seen that could have just been spelled normally: Danyale Subrena Mytch

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 28/09/2026

House full of pet toys and Reggie keeps taking my bralettes.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 28/09/2026

Sweet boy spent a lot of time in the condo last night. He's so much bigger than the lady possum who visits.

3 photo collage of a large male possum sleeping in a Rubbermaid cat shelter.
Top photo 2:06 am he's laying on his left side and you can see his face nestled in straw through the front door
Middle photo 2:28 am he's asleep on his right side with the top of his head facing out the front door
Bottom photo 2:44 am he's still on his right side but his nose is poking out the door and his little hands are gripping the Styrofoam cooler insulation layer near the front opening.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 28/09/2026

The kids get a whole week off for fall break now? I would like a fall break. I would be really good at it.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 16/03/2026

Am...am I a hummingbird?

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 28/09/2026

It happened to me: I tried overnight oats and I want to know why we're ruining oatmeal.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 28/09/2026

Fatty fat possum was on the porch when I walked home and he dropped down by the condo when he saw me but didn't realize I could still see him from the porch and he took off as fast as his little possum butt would let him.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 27/09/2026

One day I'll be able to hear Louise Belcher read her Christmas poem without crying, but that day is not today.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 27/09/2026

Best heated weighted blanket on the market

A 55 lb pale yellow lab and 15 lb fluffy little white dog laying on me on a couch.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 26/09/2026

Finally got my title yesterday and license plate today; 11.5 weeks after I bought the car.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 26/09/2026

Had lunch with my Lexington friend in Midway. We went to get coffee afterwards and she told me when we left that the place is owned by Steve Zahn's son and he's the one who waited on us.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 26/09/2026

Someone is running a fucking saw of some kind and it's loud and obnoxious at 9:30 on a Saturday. Morning people are the worst. I'm barely awake.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 26/09/2026

K has turned on Project Hail Mary and I thought I wanted to see it, but I am simply uninterested because I already read the book. This always happens. I have to watch the thing before I read the book or I will never want to watch it.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 26/09/2026

K's supposed to be watching his cholesterol but we're having healthy soup tomorrow, and homemade pizza is better than the alternative. Canadian Bacon, garden banana peppers, black olives, part skim mozzarella, homemade dough and sauce. For health.

A homemade pizza with the toppings listed in the post.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 25/09/2026

I was making smoky serrano hot sauce but I got a little carried away 😬

A 4 oz jar, 16 oz jar, 5 oz squat bottle, 5 or 6 oz tall bottle, and 8 oz flip top bottle of red hot sauce on a counter.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 25/09/2026

The woman driving TARC bus 5A was driving fully in the bike on Poplar Level from at least Hess to the Kroger. Never once left the bike lane. Great look for someone driving a city vehicle.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 25/09/2026

Happy to report dad just said Jason Isbell instead of Jason Isabel.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 24/09/2026

When I left earlier Trevlo was coming up the walk. For a second he saw me and paused but kept coming towards the porch. I think he might've come up to me, but Mercy lost her damn mind and he fled. George immediately showed up tho because he knows she's all talk. It's like she forgets we have 3 cats.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 24/09/2026

Stone quit making Xocoveza. Warpigs didn't distribute Raze the Dawn anywhere near here in their very short Jan-Mar window this year. Looks like Dogfish Head is getting in the Xocolatl game, but will it make it here? Why don't people want me to have nice things?

Dogfish Head Xocolatl World Wide Stout

visitdogfish Xocolatl World Wide Stout has arrived Built on the rich foundation of our iconic World Wide Stout, this 15% ABV imperial stout is conditioned on roasted cocoa nibs, whole Madagascar vanilla beans, cinnamon, and a carefully selected blend of chilis for layers of chocolate, warming spice, and gentle heat.

Available now at the Milton Brewery and Brewings & Eats!

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 24/09/2026

We're the three best friends that anyone could have And we'll never, never, ever, ever, ever leave each other

A large gray fluffy cat sitting at the top of a cat tree in front of a window with his head straight up catching a breeze from the window open top down. A classic tabby cat is sitting on a kitchen cart next to the cat tree. A gray tabby kitten is standing on a lower level of the cat tree with her front feet on the cart next to the tabby cat. Both tabbies are facing the windows with their heads slightly lifted also catching the breeze.

A large gray fluffy cat sits on the top of a cat tree staring at me. A classic tabby cat sits on a kitchen cart next to the tree also staring at me. A gray tabby kitten lays on a lower level of the cat tree looking out the window.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 24/09/2026

I really want to go buy pumpkin beers but I also really want to stay in my Halloween jammie shirt. Gloomy September day problems.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 24/09/2026

Mercy weighs 55 lbs and is the largest animal here. Reggie weighs 6.5 lbs and is the smallest animal here. If Reggie sits in front of Mercy, Mercy is trapped and can't go anywhere.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 24/09/2026

I'm not surprised, but I can't hear any sound from B&B, and even with the daytime bands at LTL I could hear something. Langhorne Slim not bringing those amps.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 24/09/2026

I spent all day thinking yesterday was Thursday so I'm pissed that it's not Friday.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 24/09/2026

Blending in with the blow molds.

A raccoon standing on its hind legs on a porch in between two black cat Halloween blow molds.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 24/09/2026

I finally know what I want to be when I grow up.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 23/09/2026

The season of forgetting the windows are open and loudly singing songs to the animals has commenced. I hope everyone likes these bangers.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 23/09/2026

I bought the dumbest, most necessary decorative 'pillow' at Aldi.

A skeleton pillow several feet long with jointed arms and legs sitting in a chair while a large gray fluffy cat smells it's head.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 23/09/2026

This child just called a banana peel a used banana and I love that.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 23/09/2026

I talked to a white guy older than me in a big pickup truck and you know there's always a moment where you wonder about their politics, but this man told me he thinks ICE is stupid and they should leave people alone and let them live their lives. Hell yeah, brother.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 23/09/2026

Whew. This mail carrier down where I'm volunteering couldn't smell more like weed if he tried. I hope everyone gets the right mail.

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 23/09/2026

This new Lydia Loveless lyric: People ask how I spend my time Mostly going out of my fucking mind With a little television to unwind

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