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Flapjack 🥞

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1. Pancake enjoyer 2. Burning it all down 3. Chaos pancake

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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I did one of mine a few months late and now the next one is due 12 months from the delayed date
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YES
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am learning the left version of government mandated girlfriends is "you have to work with that guy. he said sorry."
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would prefer for there not to be one grim complex sexually traumatizing news story after another for a full decade THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Zod Trapped in Phantom Zone
Alt: Three supervillains are exiled into space
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LaRae Meadows @laraemeadows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why is this woman the only one paying the childcare bill? Why is her husband not paying? Why does he get his career, pay, social security and financial security but she doesn't because he won't pay anything to the childcare of his kids? If he pays his share, she makes $2,000 a month.
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Grink was not there.
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Prof. Dr Beth Singler @bvlsingler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stumped for 20 minutes because the surgeon is the boy’s mother
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And then the A.I. may tell you to shut up and drink your Ovaltine
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ball garglers
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Maybell Romero @maybell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heck, Kotlikoff backed a car into a protester and ran over the foot of another earlier this year. www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
cornellsun.com
Board of Trustees Concludes Investigation Into Kotlikoff Car Incident, Finds Students Violated University Policy
The Board of Trustees concluded their investigation into the car incident with President Michael Kotlikoff, clearing him of wrongdoing and finding that the group that surrounded his car violated Unive...
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a professor, most of what I do is log in to things
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 29/09/2026
Over and over, the big courageous thing you’ll be called to do in life is not grabbing a child from the path of a speeding train or whatever, but tolerate someone you know being a little bit unhappy with you
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Pedro Gonnet @pedrogonnet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know what solves non-engineering problems? Legislation.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
with a full grown leviathan this is impossible
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone gave me some important documents and I stuffed them way under the sheets, down by the foot of the bed!
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would not bring the iced coffee bc what if there is an obstacle course
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
now i am telling this man what to do and where to send it
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone fed my survey questions to chatgpt to tighten up and I started talking to him like he was a bot. Once upon a time, I was a people pleaser
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Solution: Put them in the octagon
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The engineers are the minions
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eccentric
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, well, well...looks like hyper-independence season has ended and we're back to using me as a cat mat because it's a little chilly
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is how we evolve Fast Drones
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Russell Vought cannot be given the power to decide what science is funded. He knows nothing about science; in fact, he seems to hate it and everyone who does it. And he has all of the worst characteristics of humanity. The Republican Congress is a fucking disease.
arstechnica.com
Russel Vought will reportedly be given veto power over all NIH grants
Pending move comes over the objections of the NIH director.
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This did happen to someone (in 1985)
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Semi regular reminder that when (white) men declare the end of humanity they usually mean the end of their dominance.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last year, one day after a radicalized anti-vaxxer shot up the CDC campus over mRNA vaccines, NIH Director Jay Bhattacharya called to end use of the platform. www.importantcontext.news/nih-director...
importantcontext.news
NIH Director Spreads Vaccine Misinformation One Day After CDC Shooting
Jay Bhattacharya called to end the mRNA platform on Steve Bannon’s War Room.
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cobra the Enemy shaking in its boots
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ai has never dusted wets
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
From major car repairs to tiny headlight bulb replacements…whatever it is, the whole time I’m thinking about how trains have someone whose job that is
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whenever an AI flyer appears on campus, it’s ridiculed and someone complains about the blistering hot weather. Students have made that connection and it’s not going how the companies want
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh I forgot about that guy. It’s really for the best
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bottle opener too
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
he envisioned two towers shaped like different versions of the cool S
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Going to the office - yes. Driving for silly purposes - no.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have never felt unsafe around a trans woman. A straight man is way more likely to assault or kill us straight women. Protect the dolls. Call this shit out. Enough.
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Brad in TKPK @bxe123.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Is promising to deliver trauma to a worker a crime? What if you succeed? Why should people not be individually, and as a class, suing Russell Vought in a personal manner for his threats from the fall and actions to carry them out?
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Downfall clip with Hitler trying to say squirrels and losing his shit
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Four weeks in a row, someone else’s poorly planned emergency meeting has pre-empted the meetings with this man. I am the cheerfulest and most motivated person there.
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We are getting a new tattoo
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Melody Schreiber @melodyschreiber.com · 16/09/2026
"alleged DEI sympathies" what are we doing here
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Pretzelcoatl @slinkingflorist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God fuck shit god dammit fuck if you schedule a time to do something with someone, do it on the fucking schedule!
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 15/09/2026
just in case you were also concerned, robert kraft is not affiliated with the mac and cheese krafts
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
Dude on Threads: If you hate on ai, you better be pretty damn good at whatever you're doing
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Lexington Herald-Leader @kentucky.com · 10/09/2026
Beshear declined to speculate about claims Bevin got preferential treatment in jail, which he called the “great Texas Roadhouse conspiracy.”
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Andy Beshear says Matt Bevin’s arrest shows no one is above the law in Kentucky
Beshear declined to speculate about claims Bevin got preferential treatment in jail, which he called the “great Texas Roadhouse conspiracy.”
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Flapjack 🥞 @flapjacq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just painted it right out.
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Kate Jackson @katejackson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Some day I want to write a paper about how we turned higher ed into one big subsidy for business — all the while students are shamed for not paying more of this subsidy, and for not paying it faster. Instead of training their own workers, students and taxpayers must pay - and assume the risk
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