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Max

@trashposter.bsky.social
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America's stepdad Bears, Cubs, Chelsea, Ohio St, teams of that nature.

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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 5h
Imagine if even a middle manager at your work talked this way.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 9h
Workers cut my cable line, but I'm able to post through it cause of my $25 a month T-Mobile backup. 🙏
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 11h
Women in his DMs have already given him $100K
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 11h
It's time for 9 to be twice as bad.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doesn't explain the playoffs last year though
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and the haters of which there are many.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chopped should be Breakfast > Lunch > Dinner
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doesn't watch football 👇
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great website, sir, no notes.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shouldn't you be focusing on your sobriety right now?
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look, I'm just a big doppler head, let's not make this weird.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watch how Thuney pulls from LG to pick up a blitzer in the D gap on the right side.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bears at 29 points per game, top five in the league, despite playing in a monsoon and using QB3.
static.klipy.com
Chicago Bears Coach Ben Johnson Smiling
ALT: Chicago Bears Coach Ben Johnson Smiling
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IDK, I see something else
PCA in a hoody and sunglasses throwing a football
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Come say that without your 500 lb body guard my guy.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He should have pointed out, and they have to register!
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh some of you are too broke to afford a guest fridge I see.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A buddy of mine asked me if I thought the refs had a duty to point out that everyone can hear the pitchcom here, and I gotta say, no. That's on you.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mariachi band playing the anthem tonight?! Ooh, get ready for the discourse.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Giants officially in tank mode.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Makes sense, he took all the reps this week.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have to make DPI challengeable again, or at least have NY take another look at the replay to confirm.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wrong again, Matty boy.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's fine, bring an iced coffee to your interview. Hell, bring your dog. It's not like your dad had detailed plans to turn your room into a golf simulator.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
i'm not even a breaking bad fan but the people saying it's an outright bad show are just giving into a really lazy contrarian impulse
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For me it's the sound of tears forming when her joke absolutely bombs.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Playoffs, pretty cool.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We learned about the Nuremberg trials as kids and then just sorta figured every bad guy would be dealt with. Fucking little rubes we were.
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Jared Quesadilla @garyrockrose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That was a classic 2026 cubs inning. Pete does something amazing followed by everyone else failing to get him home.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
4th in RBI as a leadoff hitter is just absurd.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Made us live through her invisalign phase just to leave when those teeth got straight.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I couldn't find a pic of him mowing his lawn, so just imagine it.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope the Juggernaut has found love.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Kelly Wallace debacle
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kyler Gordon will be finishing his rehab in a Syberian prison colony.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky not beating the app for shut-ins accusations.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
His dad hit him for taking a sack
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes, dad I put the SOS very clearly, just like you asked.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe guys from the TV shouldn't be in charge of things that are important.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rewatching Last Man on Earth and my god it might be the perfect show.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't think Kurt was aware that he's had the same injury 3 times to the same elbow.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
80% of staying employed is just being fun to be around at work.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Folks keep twisting Ben Johnson's words. He never said he was GOING to have the highest scoring offense, he said that was his goal. "You've got 31 other teams coming to training camp saying, 'Our goal is to win the Super Bowl.' I want more than that. I want to have the highest-scoring offense ever"
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My "favorite" brand of post on here is: Someone does something good, unifying even. BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT SOONER!
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The hater's paradox
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mike McDaniel without Tyreek and Waddle
Luke Getsy
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Knicks make him pay for playoff tickets, which he didn't tell his wife about. He's just balancing the books.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Big day for box score watchers to air their bad opinions.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would feel compelled to throw so many of you into this.
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