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James

@fizzymilk.bsky.social
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So very, very tired. He/him.

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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Mr Biffo did nothing wrong
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm now viewing Ratz in a more positive light @franticplanet.bsky.social
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
SHUT UP LEE DIXON FFS
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
NORWAY FACT: The first foreign county I visited, I was disappointed to find that when I awoke on the ferry in to Bergen, everything didn't look different like when you see telly from another country.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ball ball ball, footy footy footy, ball ball ball FOOTBAAAAAAAALLLL!
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Lisa Morrison @lisalisalemoncurd.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The horsebomber of Beanotown must be brought to justice
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 04/06/2024
“I, am stronger than M3ns4, M!ll3r and M@!ler” - Nicky Wire thinking of a new password.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Canines of wolf ancestry may not be kept in closets, must be allowed to breathe.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
What next, Central Heating?
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Top funny sitcom characters in history
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ALFsplaining - the ALF Podcast @alfsplaining.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"A.L.F. is gonna rock you!"
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I can't think of another video I've made aging better than this?
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Tea Witch Friday @teawitch.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I work in tea and when I mistakenly overextract a brew I always say to myself “Nice one, Biff Tannin.”
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
It's got a ring to it
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The Matroxtail Reloaded
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Wile E. Coyote Finally Kills Road Runner Then Immediately Wishes He Hadn’t
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Wile E. Coyote has finally murdered Road Runner by crushing him under a massive boulder

Panel 2: Wile celebrates his long sought after victory

Panel 3: Wile steps out from behind the boulder and is immediately confronted by Columbo who says “Mr. Coyote” in his typically annoying but persistent manner

Panel 4: Columbo calls his name again. Panicked, Wile retreats quickly behind the boulder, but in his heart of hearts, he knows it will do no good. In about two hours he’ll be going to prison. And not cartoon prison. Human prison.
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Larry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
🔥 Did you hear P.O.V. On BBC Radio 4 last night? A new sketch show produced by the excellent @leadmojo.bsky.social, featuring a whole raft of online comedy types, and us too. ⭐️ Why not click the link below & listen to it endlessly on loop on several devices today? www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
bbc.co.uk
P.O.V. - Series 1 - Colin from Portsmouth is DISGUSTED - BBC Sounds
Colin from Portsmouth, Broken News and Ed Sheeran.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I hate him so much *sigh* he's gonna replace Keir at some point isn't he
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Double cheeseburger, extra onions, extra gherkins, sandwich sauce. Toffee latte. That'll do #lunch
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
RODNEY YOU PLONKER
Rodney Trotter typing on his Amstrad CPC, possibly coding an AI bot.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I turned down a job at the Quaker Porridge warehouse - when they asked why I said: “Hauling oats? I can’t go for that (no can do)”
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the forest jar @theforestjar.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
are humans negative?
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
FOOD MART

DOOF TRAM

WHAT
DID YOU SAY ?
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Don't cha wish your sausage was hot like me? 'Nduja
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
They call it "neurospicy" because most of us take SSRIracha.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Well, it’s the day after Wallace and Gromit rode again – and it’s the 31st anniversary of the first appearance of the greatest sound effect in the history of the motion picture, so here’s the story of how (I found out how) they made it...
Plasticine dog Gromit lies slumped against a (plasticine) kitchen cabinet, holding a milk bottle. Trapped up to his neck in the bottle is Feathers McGraw, notorious criminal penguin
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Fifty followers until I reach 1000 and then maybe my brain might give me some of those endorphins I've read so much about. Tell your idiot followers to follow me too.
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
My grandad's favourite Christmas song is the one where he gets to shout "faggot" at the radio. It's Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 23/09/2024
i don’t want to have to be resilient. i want good things to happen to me
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 10/12/2024
the things you need to do to not be exhausted all the time are exhausting
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Just checking the weather
The Ceefax weather map, but altered to a drawing of a windswept fox with the weather conditions "Fucken" and "Wimdy"
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If you get assassinated, you really don't want your eulogies to emphasise that it seemed reasonable and proportionate.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 04/12/2024
Here's a tune from my as-yet-unreleased auto themed album that you might enjoy youtu.be/1CxRcheCkCQ?...
youtu.be
Ricardo Autobahn - Nothing Short Of Incredible (official video)
YouTube video by SPRAY
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm having to do the washing up in the bath, how's your evening going?
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the forest jar @theforestjar.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
the people's mixed use community center (formerly Kong Kastle)
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LukHash @lukhash.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Turning #C64 into a guitar powered SID synth thanks to TeensyROM 👾 This little beast is a MIDI, ROM Emulator, Fast Loader, and Internet hub for the Commodore 64. Retro-futuristic magic✨ #chiptune
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
So glad it wasn't a sex dungeon for once
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
This is me now
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MrBiffo @mrbiffo.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
QUESTION: What are Tesla coils used for? ANSWER: To prevent Elon Musk getting anyone else pregnant.
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Bluesky now has subtitles
Notification on Bluesky app showing 888
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
I'm no stranger to Rule 34 material but I wasn't ready for that meat croissant. Bskys gonna be alright.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Weak Unfunny Replies
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Taking recommendations for water-resistant snacks please
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Really hope @frwololo.bsky.social starts posting here, haven't found anyone in the console hacking scene yet
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Come back home from therapy appointment, now feel the need to eat the entire kitchen. Frankly impressed with myself this doesn't happen more often.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Deleted Twitter, feels good. BBC News might be next.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
Distinct lack of election posts over here, mostly people who left X just talking about fun stuff they like. I really should be into that.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
I keep forgetting this place exists, can't quit the shit-scented dopamine tweet mill long enough :(
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