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ZXGuesser

@zxguesser.bsky.social
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Online teletext viewer: zxnet.co.uk/teletext/viewer Online teletext editor: zxnet.co.uk/teletext/editor Teletext art: zxnet.co.uk/teletext/gallery Teletext discord: discord.gg/JfytfS3xmg

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Noodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My current ick is seeing people in the arts use AI for posters/anything at all. I don’t care if you’re a kids choir or a small amateur dramatics group, make your own poster, make it part of *your* art and, crucially, not the same as every other death/agreement machine creation.
An MS paint screen with a white background and pink text which reads “if the flyer is A.I. I ain’t going”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sod it, let's do memory cards as well, it's all eNGaGeMEnT innit 😜
Three rows of memory cards starting with 16MB and 32MB fujifilm xD cards, then 256MB, 512MB, and 2GB SD cards, and finally a Raspberry Pi branded 16GB microSD.
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just because I happen to have dug them out of the drawer: my removable media timeline. I used 5.25" disks as a child, but these are the things that were mine, upgrading through time. (Floppy just an example, but it might be one of my first box of ten - I found it *in* that box anyway 😄)
A desktop with from left to right: a 1.44MB floppy disk, a 64MB "Disgo" stick, a 512MB "Easy Disk" stick, and a 4GB SanDisk Cruzer Micro stick with hideously yellowed rubbery sheath.
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Him Over There, and now available for work @snathe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's #NationalTeletextDay once again, so it's time to do my duty (or should it be duvet)
A double bed with a duvet on top of it. The duvet has a page from Ceefax printed on it with text as follows:

"You are watching items of news and information from CEEFAX, the BBC's teletext service. The full service offers several hundred pages and is available to anyone with a suitably-equipped television set."

Most of the text is white on a blue background, with CEEFAX and The BBC's teletext service in yellow.

There are also two plain white pillows at the top of the bed, with a cuddly dragon sat between then. A pair of bedside tables sit either side of the bed with various things placed on them such as alarm clocks and telephones.
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#BoringOdometerTweets intel edition
Odometer reading 080386
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I see they're finally tormenting the angry shipwreck.
C'mon, do something meme prodding the masts of the SS Richard Montgomery with stick.
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Apparently they've cast the new #JamesBond
Ron "Commander Bond" Wheatcroft
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Star Trek Day
Members of SG1, imagining themselves portraying the characters of the planned Wormhole Extreme movie, in a scene which is clearly a badly written Star Trek knock off.
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Are you going to investigate this five million quid thing?" "I said I would, didn't i!?" "Because it looks like you're on your playstation!" "I'm doing it!!! Give us a chance!" "If I come back and you haven't looked in that 5 million quid thing..." "I'm doing it! Leave me alone!"... 1/4
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Ceefax in vision level 2 travel graphic
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sitting up late at night, going frame by frame through an episode of Minder full of topless strippers to cop a better look...
Terry McCann getting a plate of bacon and eggs at a cafe, with tea in a Pyrex Chelsea cup and saucer.Terry drinks his tea
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
🎵Her name is Smurfette 🎵I have a Smurf about her 🎵She Smurfs my bell 🎵I got Smurf class in half an hour 🎵Oh, how she rocks 🎵In Smurfs and Smurf socks 🎵But she doesn't know who I am 🎵And she doesn't give a Smurf about me
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The Teletext Archaeologist @ttxarchaeologist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The stats on teletextarchive.com have been broken for a while - they're now fixed, and we have sailed past 3 MILLION pages! Thank you to all the recoverers that have made it possible <3 www.teletextarchive.com/Home/Stats
Screenshot From 2026-08-22 20-00-55.png
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🎵 Somewhere. 🎵 Out there. 🎵 Somebody's cheating at Bamboozle.
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
The Macaskill Arms and phone box from Local Hero
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Also the reason for this teletext artwork I made, that just looks like a load of confusing nonsense to anyone not in the know (or maybe just in general)
a rather wonky teletext dolphin leaping out of a load of messy pixels which might vaguely resemble a TV screen full of water
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is it just me or do photos of the eclipse all look kind of the same though
A sample desktop wallpaper from Windows 2000
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
all the people spending all the day assembling equipment and going on expeditions up hills etc. I've just stuck pin through a random bit of notepaper without leaving my chair and grabbed a couple of floppy discs from the shelf which admittedly did involve standing up 😄
projected image of a partial eclipse. Equipment: Pixel 7a, sheet of notes about raspberry pi composite video timings, old darning needle, wallpaper.Direct photo of partial eclipse. Equipment: Pixel 7a, MS-DOS V and GW-BASIC V boot disc, Unbranded VGA card utilities and drivers.
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Time flies when you're coding sometimes...
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"everything looks like anaglyph 3d without the glasses for some reason, and wobbles from side to side constantly"
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sting-duggo-dong-da-ding-du-dong-do-dong-da-ding-da-ding-du-du-dong-du-da-do-da-dogn-Scatman's World.
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
To free her with an oxyacetylene welder
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Him Over There, and now available for work @snathe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Pound to a penny that he don't get paid, on account of the recession in the used car motor trade"
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*sigh* I'm going to have to resurrect TalkBack aren't I...
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Verify your age" Baaaaaaah, Bah-bah-baaaaaa. Bum, Bum, Bu-bum! From the studios of ITN; The News with John Suchet.
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Well the Teletext Bluesky interface that looks for mentions of Ceefax and Teletext is definitely getting a good workout this week for some reason 😁
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Nathan Dane @nmsni.co.uk · 07/07/2026
youtu.be/myqe_EYdZJY
youtu.be
A Look Inside: BBC Ceefax Generator
YouTube video by Nathan Dane
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Do I look like I know what a Webpack is? I just want a minified javascript function of a got-dang hot dog.
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Nathan Dane @nmsni.co.uk · 03/07/2026
youtu.be/POzfzp-KV4E
youtu.be
The very Latest Pages From Ceefax Setup
YouTube video by Nathan Dane
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Nathan Dane @nmsni.co.uk · 28/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gve-...
youtube.com
A Look Inside: Broadcast Analogue to Digital Video Converter
YouTube video by Nathan Dane
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I can only talk in any specifics about my own home, because british houses have immense variation in design, but for this one house out of millions I have been thinking since 2022 about what the most practical way would be to go about installing some cooling and what the obstacles are.
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We're not on a water meter so I've been thinking I could probably cool the house down quite nicely by evaporating a load
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
An oldie but a goodie
Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation in the style of a Blakes 7 title card
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ok but mine have extra-shitty looking text, and I limit the chroma bandwidth too for that extra immersion 😝
A hand-made, artisanal fake Blakes 7 title card
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You all know you don't have to watch their rolling coverage of nothing right? It's not actually important.
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Nathan Dane @nmsni.co.uk · 22/06/2026
BBC: we must save £500m! Also BBC: let's interrupt the days programming and transmit live rolling coverage of a train journey from a helicopter
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Have woken up to thousands of spam bounces that just keep on coming because someone at Plusnet has fucked up their mail relay server. I've yanked it from my SPF record but that's not going to stop the deluge any time soon GAH!
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Doh! I just realised Teletext Bluesky has been frozen since April pfffft. I have given it a swift kick and it's back working again zxnet.co.uk/teletext/vie...
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Didn't put as much effort into texturing the second tower - if I could be bothered I'd import some better options than just what's available in Doom 2 but it'll do for something that's entirely pointless anyway 😆Unreal Tournament Facing Worlds map in UZDoom
Unreal Tournament Facing Worlds map in UZDoomUnreal Tournament Facing Worlds map in UZDoomUnreal Tournament Facing Worlds map in UZDoomUnreal Tournament Facing Worlds map in UZDoom
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"review our broadcast TV channels and radio network portfolio as audiences move online." Concentrate on broadcasting. Ignoring your actual audience to chase after the people who have already left for the streaming giants is just hastening the demise.
Goose shouting "move online where?" while chasing someone
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Bluesky will be read-only overnight, and broadcast in-vision on BBC 2 for viewers without a teletext enabled smartphone.
Screenshot of a current page of Teletext Bluesky on Chunkytext
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It really is bonkers what you can do in the (z)doom engine if you're really stubborn and don't go to sleep. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAmJ...
The red team tower from the Unreal Tournament map Facing Worlds tumbling in orbit of the Earth, but it's made of Doom sectorsInside the base showing all the sloping sectors detailing the ceilingmore sloping sectors and lots of flamesThe underside of the asteroid is very jagged and un doom-like, as are the multiple floors over floors.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 10/06/2026
WE ALSO SELL HABBOCK
A photo of a sign on the side of a pub in Gloucester.

THE TALL SHIP
FISH BAR
HOME OF THE COB
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I've made a Doom map for RAMP 2026. Have a go, it's great fun. ramp2026.doomproject.com
A big concrete castle fortress thing with sand and chain link fence in the foreground and an imposing orange sky. Text reads "First Map Remastered by ZXGuesser"
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Doomrabbit @davidxnewton.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If you're interested in RAMP 2026 and you've never even touched mapping for Doom before: it's much easier than it used to be and takes about ten minutes to set up! youtu.be/chbP86UKfrc
youtu.be
RAMP 2026 - Setting up for editing Doom
YouTube video by DavidXNewton
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Everyone posting photos of Putin playing the keyboard with his fingers like a complete amateur.
static.klipy.com
Volodymyr Zelenskyy & Kvartal 95 Piano Act
ALT: Volodymyr Zelenskyy & Kvartal 95 Piano Act
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Mark Moxon @markmoxon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Two-player #BBCMicro #Elite is coming along nicely. It now supports two pilots in two ships with two controllers and a split-view screen Here are some work-in-progress videos - see the thread for an explanation There’s lots to fix, but at least we have a proof-of-concept… (1/6) #retrocomputing
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Posting Doctor Who titles again is it? I'm just going to keep reposting this until someone finds it amusing so you might as well get it out of the way
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