Reposted by ZXGuesserNoodles @noodlesnood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My current ick is seeing people in the arts use AI for posters/anything at all. I don’t care if you’re a kids choir or a small amateur dramatics group, make your own poster, make it part of *your* art and, crucially, not the same as every other death/agreement machine creation. 15314
Reposted by ZXGuesserpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 165116392492
Reposted by ZXGuesserGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189755411
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sod it, let's do memory cards as well, it's all eNGaGeMEnT innit 😜 130
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just because I happen to have dug them out of the drawer: my removable media timeline. I used 5.25" disks as a child, but these are the things that were mine, upgrading through time. (Floppy just an example, but it might be one of my first box of ten - I found it *in* that box anyway 😄) 2111
Reposted by ZXGuesserHim Over There, and now available for work @snathe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's #NationalTeletextDay once again, so it's time to do my duty (or should it be duvet) 14514
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I see they're finally tormenting the angry shipwreck. 050
Reposted by ZXGuesserNigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"Are you going to investigate this five million quid thing?" "I said I would, didn't i!?" "Because it looks like you're on your playstation!" "I'm doing it!!! Give us a chance!" "If I come back and you haven't looked in that 5 million quid thing..." "I'm doing it! Leave me alone!"... 1/4 2279
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Sitting up late at night, going frame by frame through an episode of Minder full of topless strippers to cop a better look... 140
Reposted by ZXGuesserDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 16/08/2025🎵Her name is Smurfette 🎵I have a Smurf about her 🎵She Smurfs my bell 🎵I got Smurf class in half an hour 🎵Oh, how she rocks 🎵In Smurfs and Smurf socks 🎵But she doesn't know who I am 🎵And she doesn't give a Smurf about me 58622
Reposted by ZXGuesserThe Teletext Archaeologist @ttxarchaeologist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The stats on teletextarchive.com have been broken for a while - they're now fixed, and we have sailed past 3 MILLION pages! Thank you to all the recoverers that have made it possible <3 www.teletextarchive.com/Home/Stats 182
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026🎵 Somewhere. 🎵 Out there. 🎵 Somebody's cheating at Bamboozle. 1112
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head 152
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Also the reason for this teletext artwork I made, that just looks like a load of confusing nonsense to anyone not in the know (or maybe just in general) 0173
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Is it just me or do photos of the eclipse all look kind of the same though 250
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026all the people spending all the day assembling equipment and going on expeditions up hills etc. I've just stuck pin through a random bit of notepaper without leaving my chair and grabbed a couple of floppy discs from the shelf which admittedly did involve standing up 😄 1122
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 26/07/2026"everything looks like anaglyph 3d without the glasses for some reason, and wobbles from side to side constantly" 040
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Sting-duggo-dong-da-ding-du-dong-do-dong-da-ding-da-ding-du-du-dong-du-da-do-da-dogn-Scatman's World. 020
Reposted by ZXGuesserHim Over There, and now available for work @snathe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"Pound to a penny that he don't get paid, on account of the recession in the used car motor trade" 283
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026*sigh* I'm going to have to resurrect TalkBack aren't I... 4178
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 13/07/2026"Verify your age" Baaaaaaah, Bah-bah-baaaaaa. Bum, Bum, Bu-bum! From the studios of ITN; The News with John Suchet. 170
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Well the Teletext Bluesky interface that looks for mentions of Ceefax and Teletext is definitely getting a good workout this week for some reason 😁 3156
Reposted by ZXGuesserNathan Dane @nmsni.co.uk · 07/07/2026youtu.be/myqe_EYdZJYyoutu.beA Look Inside: BBC Ceefax GeneratorYouTube video by Nathan Dane 2138
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Do I look like I know what a Webpack is? I just want a minified javascript function of a got-dang hot dog. 040
Reposted by ZXGuesserNathan Dane @nmsni.co.uk · 03/07/2026youtu.be/POzfzp-KV4Eyoutu.beThe very Latest Pages From Ceefax SetupYouTube video by Nathan Dane 056
Reposted by ZXGuesserNathan Dane @nmsni.co.uk · 28/06/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gve-...youtube.comA Look Inside: Broadcast Analogue to Digital Video ConverterYouTube video by Nathan Dane 094
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I can only talk in any specifics about my own home, because british houses have immense variation in design, but for this one house out of millions I have been thinking since 2022 about what the most practical way would be to go about installing some cooling and what the obstacles are. 130
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 25/06/2026We're not on a water meter so I've been thinking I could probably cool the house down quite nicely by evaporating a load 020
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Ok but mine have extra-shitty looking text, and I limit the chroma bandwidth too for that extra immersion 😝 071
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 22/06/2026You all know you don't have to watch their rolling coverage of nothing right? It's not actually important. 2122
Reposted by ZXGuesserNathan Dane @nmsni.co.uk · 22/06/2026BBC: we must save £500m! Also BBC: let's interrupt the days programming and transmit live rolling coverage of a train journey from a helicopter 0114
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Have woken up to thousands of spam bounces that just keep on coming because someone at Plusnet has fucked up their mail relay server. I've yanked it from my SPF record but that's not going to stop the deluge any time soon GAH! 110
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Doh! I just realised Teletext Bluesky has been frozen since April pfffft. I have given it a swift kick and it's back working again zxnet.co.uk/teletext/vie... 1183
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Didn't put as much effort into texturing the second tower - if I could be bothered I'd import some better options than just what's available in Doom 2 but it'll do for something that's entirely pointless anyway 😆Unreal Tournament Facing Worlds map in UZDoom 041
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 17/06/2026"review our broadcast TV channels and radio network portfolio as audiences move online." Concentrate on broadcasting. Ignoring your actual audience to chase after the people who have already left for the streaming giants is just hastening the demise. 21214
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Bluesky will be read-only overnight, and broadcast in-vision on BBC 2 for viewers without a teletext enabled smartphone. 1186
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It really is bonkers what you can do in the (z)doom engine if you're really stubborn and don't go to sleep. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAmJ... 191
Reposted by ZXGuesserAlison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 10/06/2026WE ALSO SELL HABBOCK 4464
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I've made a Doom map for RAMP 2026. Have a go, it's great fun. ramp2026.doomproject.com 050
Reposted by ZXGuesserDoomrabbit @davidxnewton.bsky.social · 02/06/2026If you're interested in RAMP 2026 and you've never even touched mapping for Doom before: it's much easier than it used to be and takes about ten minutes to set up! youtu.be/chbP86UKfrcyoutu.beRAMP 2026 - Setting up for editing DoomYouTube video by DavidXNewton 03220
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Everyone posting photos of Putin playing the keyboard with his fingers like a complete amateur.static.klipy.comVolodymyr Zelenskyy & Kvartal 95 Piano ActALT: Volodymyr Zelenskyy & Kvartal 95 Piano Act 010
Reposted by ZXGuesserMark Moxon @markmoxon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Two-player #BBCMicro #Elite is coming along nicely. It now supports two pilots in two ships with two controllers and a split-view screen Here are some work-in-progress videos - see the thread for an explanation There’s lots to fix, but at least we have a proof-of-concept… (1/6) #retrocomputing 1412439
ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Posting Doctor Who titles again is it? I'm just going to keep reposting this until someone finds it amusing so you might as well get it out of the way 050