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James

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So very, very tired. He/him.

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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 6h
Tramapacerine! Trambopolacer!
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Extra tits; massive farts" - not all bad then
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I a Lidl confuse
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's @ricardoautobahn.co.uk ??
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not safe for woooOOOoo
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's too many tasks for one day, I'm tired
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ha! Good.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Choose your own adventure
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Read it in Andy Parsons' voice and have become irritated
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Something something Alf's hog up your meat aisle.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Seldom Seen Skid
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That's the trouble with those two, you can't tell where the character ends and the man begins.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This giant-foreheaded woman will devour us all
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not enough people saw your bit about "pla don't share the shit takes"
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Some or all of the people in that audience are DEAD, Stuart. But not Kilroy. Makes you think.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bronze medal finish, baby
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Mr Biffo did nothing wrong
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good job he used a made-up name to post that embarrassing comment. Hoo boy would his face be red!
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah well they could have added Mousey to the song but didn't so there's that.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The characters are so relatable! Right up until the magical stuff starts happening, that wouldn't happen in real life. No, I've not sought diagnosis*, why do you ask? (*Actually have but they told me I wasn't weird enough so I don't count it)
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
'Fuck pounds' is an objectively hilarious concept, thank you.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm now viewing Ratz in a more positive light @franticplanet.bsky.social
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just whose side is he on?!
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Content Creator? *runs*
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Did he died or is this illegal
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Simpsons: It's True, But He Shouldn't Say It
ALT: Simpsons: It's True, But He Shouldn't Say It
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Bookrooms (2026 dir. Kane Parsons)
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Wonder why they changed it from twatter I mean twttr
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Meanwhile on ITV: Currys & Chips
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Premeditated murder. For him to fall vertically head first, the goose has intentionally flipped him 180 and dropped him so there's no chance of rotation. Brains everywhere.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh does this mean we're due a Bo Selecta revival soon? Trigger Happy TV?
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Rileyposting? I thought they shut that place down.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bellingham remembers Preston, but tonight England remembers Bellingham. Matterface couldn't come up with if he tried.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
SHUT UP LEE DIXON FFS
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP gums
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Did you know that England fans have come from far and wide to be there today? Thanks, Shat-a-face.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Tobias Funke's Iconic Fire Sale Scene
ALT: Tobias Funke's Iconic Fire Sale Scene
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Extra time? You can fuck that sky high! (I know I've gone early but still)
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Why does my brain do this? You just triggered this playing m.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiV...
m.youtube.com
The Human League - One Man In My Heart
YouTube video by TheBoyCub
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I feel I should point out I was 13 at the time and very naive.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
NORWAY FACT: The first foreign county I visited, I was disappointed to find that when I awoke on the ferry in to Bergen, everything didn't look different like when you see telly from another country.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's been a while since we've had a prospective retired footballer MP.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I had to provide IT support to a teacher this week, who asked Gemini to make some Google Slides. It refused, but instead produced 1000 lines of HTML that looked a bit like some slides which he then copy pasted into notepad.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Of all the above, any UK gov would most likely ban the crisps advert for health reasons.
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bah gawd
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Can you tell me how to get How to get Mi-inge Street
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A Manifisto For British Television
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ball ball ball, footy footy footy, ball ball ball FOOTBAAAAAAAALLLL!
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James @fizzymilk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hazel Irvine nooo
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