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Jordan, a spooky guy

@jordanhirsch.net
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Jordan Hirsch 5x SXSW speaker using that experience to help women entrepreneurs use speaking to grow their business... even if they hate the spotlight. SF➡MD➡DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley jordanhirsch.net

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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 1h
Update: it ruled boxd.it/gJqus5
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A ★★★★½ review of Digger (2026)
Creative, powerful, hilarious, depressing. Tom Cruise at the top of his game, and John Goodman delivering one of his best performances. Borrows liberally from Dr. Strangelove, and certainly influenced...
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 4h
my first act as director of illinois public health will be to outlaw the transfer of michael myers to new facilities on halloween night
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 4h
The Republican Party is chock full of Nazis. The government has Nazis in senior administration positions. The Republican Party’s largest donor is a neo-Nazi. David Brooks might not want to admit it, but that’s why it’s long past time for him to shut up.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 3h
I thought we all agreed to stop paying any attention to David Brooks after he whined about the price of an airport burger... leaving out the fact that 80% of the cost was all of the alcohol he had ordered...
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 10/10/2026
It's a website, turn it off, assholes
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 10/10/2026
For whoever needs to see this. . . The only people who are okay, right now are the most evil people you can think of (and other evil people you can't). If you're struggling, you're in good company.
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's actually not complicated. You end homelessness with safe, dignified housing people can afford.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/10/2026
"Rogue AI agents acted on their own" is the new "officer involved shooting"
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 10/10/2026
The machine did not "go rogue." The machine belongs to and is the responsibility of the people who own it. Hold those people accountable for their goddamn machine.
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Sean Padilla (He/They) Will Write a Good Song About Anything @seanpadilla.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
This week, I refunded 2 difficult booking clients to save my sanity. I’m @ $70/300 needed ASAP to offset it so that I can buy groceries & pay my phone bill. If I can get 46 subscribers @ the $5 tier, I can make it happen. My next custom song, “Hire Brian,” will be posted soon! 🎶❤️ #HelpFolksLive2026
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Taskmaster might be one of the greatest human achievements in our lifetimes
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good. Post yours! Street Trash (1987)
Movie poster for Street Trash
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: music.apple.com/us/album/all...
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Allaire Sessions by Secret Machines on Apple Music
Album · 2019 · 6 Songs
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
Breaking: coffee good
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
Literally no idea what Digger is about but psyched to see it tonight for date night
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Tube Amps for Justice @curiousaudio.us · 08/10/2026
livestream trump choking on a piece of steak, more people want to see that
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m starting to believe that Pete Hegseth is the violent sociopath his mom says he is.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
To all the Democrats who spent the last 10 years insisting we need a “strong Republican Party”: well, we got one. What did we need it for, again?
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Tube Amps for Justice @curiousaudio.us · 09/10/2026
if you were in the same room with a billionaire, it would be a betrayal to humanity to not at least consider doing what it would take to improve our society
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
begging with all my heart for more Democrats running in this election cycle to pick up what Jon Ossoff is putting down CALL 👏 THEM 👏 NAZIS 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FACE
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a fun horror anthology, a Freddy flick with some great effects, a big dumb fun video game adaptation, and a forgettable low budget piece of crap. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie posters for V/H/S/85, nightmare on elm street 5 doom, and scarecrows
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 08/10/2026
I'm very tired. This is an extremely busy month for me and it's all good travel stuff and good work stuff and good friend stuff and also I'm kind of dying and it's only the 8th ok thanks for reading bye
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 08/10/2026
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: maryinthejunkyard.bandcamp.com/album/role-m...
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Role Model Hermit, by mary in the junkyard
11 track album
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Evan @ereller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I dunno, this feels more antisemitic than anything Piker has said
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Tube Amps for Justice @curiousaudio.us · 08/10/2026
what if the rest of us solve the billionaire problem
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 07/10/2026
Yeah man I hate jump scares too I hate feeling things
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay I've seen at least 2 posts today that describe Jim Bakker as "having an affair with his secretary" or "getting caught banging his secretary" and just...no. He got caught paying her off because he and another preacher *violently raped her*. That isn't an affair, or a simple "sex scandal".
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 06/10/2026
@atrupar.com decoding Trump's truth social posts like
Marge Simpson approaching a typewriter with the caption hmm... what he's typed will be a window into his Madness
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Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The human body was not built to tolerate two Trump terms in one lifetime
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 06/10/2026
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: plaindrifter.bandcamp.com/album/gestalt
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Gestalt, by Plaindrifter
6 track album
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 05/10/2026
Current Democratic voter Jordan Hirsch calls on Rahm Emanuel to shut the fuck up, forever
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 05/10/2026
Current Democratic voter Jordan Hirsch calls on Rahm Emanuel to shut the fuck up, forever
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 05/10/2026
Leaves be fallin'
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 05/10/2026
NW: The Shining (first time on the big screen)
Movie poster for The Shining
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video. 
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 02/10/2026
New Among Us Halloween print! There is a limited amount of these available. Some can also be signed and I can add a little doodle of your favorite character if you want. The original inked illustration is also available! Please repost if you can! www.owendennis.com/store
All the characters from the Among Us TV show lined up and dressed up for halloween, as drawin by Owen Dennis.

From left to right: Cyan as Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas, Black as Jack Skelington from Nightmare Before Christmas, Orange as Garfield, White as Heath Ledger Joker, Purple as Tetsuo from Akira, Red as Kaneda from Akira, Lime as a mummy, Blue wearing a tasteful and professional pumpkin button, Green as a worm, Brown as Jessie from Team Rocket, Yellow as James from Team Rocket.Original ink drawing of the Among Us Halloween 2026 print by Owen Dennis
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 03/10/2026
Happy October! Let's see how close I can get to #31DaysOfHorrorMovies
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Jordan Wood @jordanwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A donor told the man running Susan Collins' super PAC he'd illegally route his money through a shell company. The reply: "Very smart." The donor is in federal prison. The man who wrote that runs her super PAC today.
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
100% agree, and in these times the first question should be "was the driver scrolling, texting, or talking on the phone?"
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
I have horribly over scheduled myself in october, so I'm taking an emergency morning off to watch some garbage
Movie poster for Mortuary (1982)
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: music.apple.com/us/album/dea...
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Dead Man's Bones by Dead Man's Bones on Apple Music
Album · 2009 · 12 Songs
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a "so smart it's dumb" Nolan movie, a video game horror that feels like a horror video game, a suspense-filled tour of the 1974 NYC subway system, and the one where a dog pisses fire to wake up Freddy Krueger. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie posters for Tenet, Resident Evil, The Taking of Pelham 123, and A Nightmare on Elm Street 4
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 02/10/2026
Doesn't seem fair that my dog is dead but Trump lives
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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Again, and I really feel like this shouldn't even need to be said, but here we are: Men - live your life so there isn't a section on your Wikipedia page labeled "Sexual Assault Allegations"
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 01/10/2026
Sometimes it's a little depressing to see the worst people in the entire world make things immeasurably worse for the rest of us, face no accountability, and torch the planet as they're on their way out. Maybe it's just me.
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