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Kylo-Ren Faire

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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, does Gen Z not know how old Millennials are, or do they not know that other generations are still working? www.vice.com/en/article/g...
vice.com
Gen Z Wants Millennials to Retire So They Can Have Their Jobs. Seriously.
If you’re 23 and have sent out 300 job applications this year, you have every right to be pissed. After the 301st application submission, it’s easy to look for someone to blame. TikTok has decided tha...
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait, so all the people with ME talking about how horrific it is to live with and how hard help is to get weren't "making it up" like they kept being told? Shocking. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot
Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Language nerds, ASSEMBLE!
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone in response to this said "America is a stain on the world," and I'm having a harder and harder time arguing against that in any way. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Outcry as Michigan high school asks girls to share details of menstrual cycles
Students required to disclose information if they wish to make up swimming days lost because of their periods
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John Roddy @roddyi.com · 17/09/2026
Attention normies: did you really believe that the attacks on trans healthcare were going to begin and end with them? Welcome to the world where the doors for politicized healthcare have already been swung open.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This means that there is at least ONE bass player out there worth respecting.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The statements "bare with me" and "bear with me" have two VASTLY different meanings, and if you mess that up, you only have yourself to blame for any awkwardness that results.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What's the social media equivalent of feeling like a proud parent watching your nerdy, silly kid grow up to do the amazing things you knew they could do?
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I just can't get this song out of my head today... Wonder why that is.
Wu-Tang Clan Protect Ya Neck on Spotify
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As a child of the 90's, I will never not find a t-shirt under a sundress with a choker a killer look, and I have to accept this about myself.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wonder how many words either of these men wrote for this book. My guess is 0 from both.
News headline "is mr beast and James Patterson's novel collaboration headed for a disastrous debut?"
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If more than one person got a "hey, good news, you can apply now" text, that's far too many. www.rawstory.com/kash-patel-f...
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Bewilderment as Kash Patel's FBI eases ban on bestiality and prostitution for recruits
Kash Patel's FBI is being pilloried online after a new report revealed the bureau quietly loosened the vetting standards that once automatically disqualified applicants who had hired sex workers, stol...
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every person on trial or awaiting trial for CSAM is going to start claiming they thought it was AI, or it is AI, etc. Just watch. All because the assholes making AI couldn't be bothered to prevent it.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
14 year old me playing Eddie in a stage show of Rocky (and sometimes Dr Scott, but y'all aren't getting me in fishnets) would never have stayed queer and weird without Tim Curry. And I am absolutely not alone in crediting him and that movie with keeping me from denying myself at that age.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Any argument for the existence of God is immediately shattered by the fact two of the world's greatest humans died at 80 this week, but one 80 year old continues to go on. What a fucking cosmic joke this world is
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Someone just said to me that "Dolly Parton is to Tennessee what Kid Rock is to Michigan," and I can't be responsible for any of my actions towards this person.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If we could harness the collective "yeah, we knew" energy this article will bring on, we could make space travel a reality.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Huh, weird. Totally unrelated, but at what temperature does stone melt?
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
we aren’t spending enough time and energy trying to understand the societal-level normalization and acceptance of the widespread sociopathy of cis men just get a fucking divorce and go to therapy, you violence-drunk stunted egomaniacs www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
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Minnesota man killed his wife and child at daycare after killing another relative, police say
A Minnesota man killed his wife and their 7-year-old daughter as young children gathered at a home daycare the couple owned before taking his own life, police said Wednesday.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Statistical fact: cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car." If you get this, let's elope
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Anyone talking about the "male loneliness" epidemic is a liar, a hack, and ignoring the actual loneliness epidemic. slate.com/life/2026/08...
slate.com
There Is No Male Loneliness Crisis. What’s Actually Happening Is So Much Darker.
The data tells a different story.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I will never stop showing this man for who he is as long as I'm alive somanyofus.com
somanyofus.com
So Many of Us: Recognizing Abuses of Power
We are a collective of people from across the world who were targeted by Warren Ellis, a comics and television writer from the UK.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A surefire way to get a millennial to cry is to sob "you can't bury him without his glasses" and then watch them slowly crumble before you.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How much of a loser would I be if I tried to find acting or improv classes for adults? I know I'm too old, but also I need an artistic outlet. I should have had kids and just lived vicariously through them like a normal adult.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And like every other bitter, pouty man, he will just leave this mess for someone else to clean up.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Does my love of battered and well-adored books come from a complicated, deeply felt affection, or is it because I am bad at taking care of books and just convinced myself I enjoy them that way
A very worn and battered copy of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
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Siobhan "Shiv" Craig - DarkEden21 @darkeden21.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
just in case you wondered how graham is doing lol
Graham Lineham (Bluetick) on Twitter. @Glinner

"Also, in real life, you know some of those hobbits got raped"

...as quote tweet reply on a picture of four happy hobbits and the OP, Happy Captain's, caption about how the hobbits in a scene near the end are calmly drinking beer and it's like "oh wow no one knows what these guys went through"
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is not true. I would like to see Leto in jail. He'd be *fantastic* in the role of "incarcerated sex offender."
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We haven't made AI and AI users afraid enough.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The next time I hear someone say they are "vibe crafting" to describe using AI to "write" a book or screenplay, I might honestly snap and hurl myself into the river. Vibe coding was maddening enough
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My take is less eloquent, but just as heartfelt. A24 sucks butt for this. And for their "we only did it on accident to redbubble people" response
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You can hear all of the "we fucking told you so's" from space
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Trent Reznor calls it quits upon learning about the lack of disability access and safety in the world and sets out to fix it. Nine Inch Rails
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You're supposed to rub two STICKS together to start a fire, bud. Sticks
Headline: Man accused of cutting off his genitals, using them to start a fire, authorities say
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sorry, but you want to see *what* on screen??
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The forever criminal. No rehabilitation possible.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Nic Cage as a rabbit with the caption "Despite all my rage, i am still just a rabbit nic cage"
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Every 4th from age 6 to 25. Errr.... I mean 6 to 15. Totally
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I am so close to having a palindrome as my inbox.... So so close.
I only have 255,522 unread messages in my gmail inbox and i wish it was higher
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My squishable desk companion has gone full John Trent.
Sam Neil from In The Mouth of Madness covered in writingMy squishable peep started developing writing across his skin. What byzantine spirits its summoning i dont know
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
news.sky.com/story/standa...
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Every few months I remember driving behind the license plate HmbrtHmbt, and how much i hope that driver was properly investigated.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Temporary Secretary is the Flat Earth movement of music theory open.spotify.com/track/4zcoGX...
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Temporary Secretary - Remastered 2011
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Will eating two year old chocolate kill me? Gonna find out.
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
..... I owned every album on this list in high school, and now I'm going to wander off into the woods to die
Spotify Dad Rock mix that features pretty much every album I owned in high school and now i have died
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Why has no one tracked how many movies/shows have used a Spin Doctors song? And why do I care?
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"Remarkably, Sandra’s personal life also includes a human partner named Thomas." Still trying to process this information www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...
dailystar.co.uk
Woman has sex with tram and marries it despite already having a boyfriend
Sandra Rahm has tied the knot with her true love, a tram numbered 3013 after six years of devotion. The 44-year-old has openly shared her journey with 'objectophilia'
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The way science names things deeply confuses so many idiots. I would point to "soy boy" for the clearest example
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"I asked ChatGPT" Yeah, well I asked R.O.B. the Robot. (If you get this, we should talk about our impending AARP memberships)
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