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Jordan, a spooky guy

@jordanhirsch.net
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Jordan Hirsch 5x SXSW speaker using that experience to help women entrepreneurs use speaking to grow their business... even if they hate the spotlight. SF➡MD➡DC➡NYC➡Hudson Valley jordanhirsch.net

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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 2h
Update: it ruled boxd.it/gJqus5
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A ★★★★½ review of Digger (2026)
Creative, powerful, hilarious, depressing. Tom Cruise at the top of his game, and John Goodman delivering one of his best performances. Borrows liberally from Dr. Strangelove, and certainly influenced...
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 5h
my first act as director of illinois public health will be to outlaw the transfer of michael myers to new facilities on halloween night
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 5h
The Republican Party is chock full of Nazis. The government has Nazis in senior administration positions. The Republican Party’s largest donor is a neo-Nazi. David Brooks might not want to admit it, but that’s why it’s long past time for him to shut up.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 4h
God I love this ridiculous intensely stupid movie
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 4h
I thought we all agreed to stop paying any attention to David Brooks after he whined about the price of an airport burger... leaving out the fact that 80% of the cost was all of the alcohol he had ordered...
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 11h
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Why Are You Booing Me? I'm Right
Alt: Why Are You Booing Me? I'm Right
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 13h
Unfurled IUD
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 14h
#13 Bingo Hell (2021) Old people vs the Devil(?)/gentrification/urban decay/or something in this goopy, muddled flick boxd.it/gJxtf9
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A ★★★½ review of Bingo Hell (2021)
A bit muddled but pretty fun overall. The mechanics of the devil's bingo game weren't really clear, and the neighborhood/community themes never quite cohered, but the cast was strong, the goop was goo...
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 10/10/2026
OMG I looked it up and now I don't know what to believe
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 10/10/2026
There is!? 🤯
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 10/10/2026
Ages ago. I'm still holding out hope that we can reclaim "literally" but it's an uphill battle (figuratively)
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 10/10/2026
It's a website, turn it off, assholes
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 10/10/2026
For whoever needs to see this. . . The only people who are okay, right now are the most evil people you can think of (and other evil people you can't). If you're struggling, you're in good company.
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's actually not complicated. You end homelessness with safe, dignified housing people can afford.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/10/2026
"Rogue AI agents acted on their own" is the new "officer involved shooting"
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 10/10/2026
The machine did not "go rogue." The machine belongs to and is the responsibility of the people who own it. Hold those people accountable for their goddamn machine.
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Sean Padilla (He/They) Will Write a Good Song About Anything @seanpadilla.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
This week, I refunded 2 difficult booking clients to save my sanity. I’m @ $70/300 needed ASAP to offset it so that I can buy groceries & pay my phone bill. If I can get 46 subscribers @ the $5 tier, I can make it happen. My next custom song, “Hire Brian,” will be posted soon! 🎶❤️ #HelpFolksLive2026
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 10/10/2026
#12 Blood (1973) A low budget, high camp Gothic horror featuring 10 horror tropes mashed together into a tight 69 minutes. boxd.it/gImIKb
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A ★★★½ review of Blood (1973)
A vampire! A werewolf! Carnivorous plants! Horny servants! This bizarre little low budget outing packs a lot into 69 minutes, including unauthorized Universal monster IP theft, Gothic Rocky Horror vib...
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 10/10/2026
Watching right now and this is wiiiiiild
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Kylo-Ren Faire @adamgreeney.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Taskmaster might be one of the greatest human achievements in our lifetimes
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 10/10/2026
Some idiot drinking coffee at a table in an outdoor space. There's a sign hanging on the front of the table that reads: Jason X is the best one in the series change my mind
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 10/10/2026
#11 Hereditary (2018) A very good bad time boxd.it/gI51Xn
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A ★★★★½ review of Hereditary (2018)
A masterpiece of dread. With every rewatch I realize more and more ways that the movie is telling you exactly where it's going before it gets there. The performances, the atmosphere, the horrifying so...
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
I like movies
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
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Officespace: No. No, man.
Alt: Office space: No. No, man. Shit, no.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
Weather app showing 43° F feels like 39
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good. Post yours! Street Trash (1987)
Movie poster for Street Trash
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: music.apple.com/us/album/all...
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Allaire Sessions by Secret Machines on Apple Music
Album · 2019 · 6 Songs
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
Breaking: coffee good
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
Literally no idea what Digger is about but psyched to see it tonight for date night
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Tube Amps for Justice @curiousaudio.us · 08/10/2026
livestream trump choking on a piece of steak, more people want to see that
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m starting to believe that Pete Hegseth is the violent sociopath his mom says he is.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
To all the Democrats who spent the last 10 years insisting we need a “strong Republican Party”: well, we got one. What did we need it for, again?
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Tube Amps for Justice @curiousaudio.us · 09/10/2026
if you were in the same room with a billionaire, it would be a betrayal to humanity to not at least consider doing what it would take to improve our society
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
😂 So true!!
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
begging with all my heart for more Democrats running in this election cycle to pick up what Jon Ossoff is putting down CALL 👏 THEM 👏 NAZIS 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FACE
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched include a fun horror anthology, a Freddy flick with some great effects, a big dumb fun video game adaptation, and a forgettable low budget piece of crap. How about yours? boxd.it/bL9hT
Movie posters for V/H/S/85, nightmare on elm street 5 doom, and scarecrows
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 09/10/2026
#10 Scarecrows (1988) Not much here. letterboxd.com/tfish77/film...
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A ★★ review of Scarecrows (1988)
Meh.
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 08/10/2026
I'm very tired. This is an extremely busy month for me and it's all good travel stuff and good work stuff and good friend stuff and also I'm kind of dying and it's only the 8th ok thanks for reading bye
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 08/10/2026
Yeah, fair point. It's a shaky foundation to build the whole story on
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 08/10/2026
Too much Justin Long?
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 08/10/2026
Morning coffee and music time. Now spinning: maryinthejunkyard.bandcamp.com/album/role-m...
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Role Model Hermit, by mary in the junkyard
11 track album
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Evan @ereller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I dunno, this feels more antisemitic than anything Piker has said
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Tube Amps for Justice @curiousaudio.us · 08/10/2026
what if the rest of us solve the billionaire problem
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 08/10/2026
#9 Doom (2005) Baby The Rock! BABY KARL URBAN!! boxd.it/gGfXAt
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A ★★★ review of Doom (2005)
Does a good job establishing the right atmosphere, but then it turns out the lights so you can barely see the cool monster effects and gore. Decent cast, though it's a toss-up as to whether Karl Urban...
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 07/10/2026
#8 A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child Disturbingly pro-natalist but features some killer effects boxd.it/gFqL3P
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A ★★★½ review of A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child (1989)
Some wonderful effects, including Freddy's makeup; you N really see his expressive wide eyes in this one. The story is OK, even though they never really explain why Freddy can come back. Come for the ...
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 07/10/2026
Good luck with this
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 07/10/2026
Yeah man I hate jump scares too I hate feeling things
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Jordan, a spooky guy @jordanhirsch.net · 07/10/2026
Oooh I've never seen this one!
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