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FewchureWulph

@fewchurewulph.bsky.social
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Actual wolf, fictional man, eating some Beefaroni biting straight through the can. He/Him/They

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Chris 🧠 talk with humans @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 13h
once again reminding everybody here to make sure your irl people know the AI industry just reinvented the crime skeleton. people think they're alone and private, but they're always in a 3-way line chat with cops after the fact *reminder bsky is also a crime skeleton - but we know this isn't private
in 1930 helene adelaide shelby patented an apparatus for obtaining criminal confessions (above image is patent diagram this will describe, gist is person talking to wall with skeleton behind it and someone else behind the skeleton typing or pushing buttons). The police put the suspect into a darkened chamber where they are confronted by a human skeleton with glowing red eyes that questions them with a voice transmitted from the interrogator behind it, through a megaphone in the mouth. A camera concealed in the skull was to record the confessions.
someone replies: what. 
third person: CONFESS TO THE CRIME SKELETON.
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StrayCatalyst @straycatalyst.bsky.social · 6h
Something for @bombsfall.bsky.social and Night in the Woods friends www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Pq...
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Night in the Grooves | Night in the Woods Animation
YouTube video by Mossman
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HakethKOTB @ Cabinet in the Woods @hakethkotb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So I’m just assuming I don’t have the job after being told I got it since I haven’t heard anything despite reaching back out to them Need some help getting through the next few weeks while I try to find something else www.paypal.com/paypalme/hak...
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Pay Ian Patterson using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/HakethKOTB and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 16h
Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 14h
Almost there!
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Joan Arbuckle: Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · 19h
Joan Toons 31: Big Reveal #furry #furryart
1: Joan and Angie hanging out
Joan: YOU MAKE 28.50 AN HOUR ON HVAC?!
Angie: YOU KNOW HOW MANY STUPID ASSHOLES HAVE SWAMP COOLERS STILL?

2: Hustle Wolf Guy and Angie begin holding hands (100% heterosexually)
Angie: Plus, me and Huxley have plenty of time to work on the "Hustle Wolf Guy" Channels. I do all the video and photo junk for it
HWG: My babe takes KINO pics

3: A social media post of HWG at the top of a peak or some shit. He is silhouetted and triumphant, holding a walking stick. the text of the post reads:
"The view's GREAT when you earn the hike #sponsored #alphastix #walkingstix4men 

4:
Joan: You HIKE? And are named HUXLEY?!
Angie: (giggling) like a british fop, yeah!
Huxley: DONT DOX ME!
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Victoria X🏳️‍⚧️Ray @vx78.bsky.social · 19h
Steal office supplies from work and learn how to do printer formatting so you can make your own Swan Boy merch! "If you get fired, it's @bransonreese.bsky.social's fault!"
A selection of art from Swan Boy, by Branson Reese, printed out onto a sheet of yellow 1.25 inch stickers. The alignment is poor, and the print quality is okay at best.

The top row of three features three identical Swan Boy Dandolos portraits.

The second row features, in order: Cassie Iscariot screaming "Shut up! Shut the fuck up!" From behind her drum kit, Noel Household sitting in an armchair with a thought balloon that says "I should jack off," and Rona Valenti in winter wear making odd gestures with her hands while laughing.

There is a third row, half cutoff because it is not relevant, featuring a three-eyed smiley face. The rightmost sticker is missing, having been put on my chest freezer.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 21h
Text chain with my SO.

Monday 7:28pm
THEM: I call it Anthony Michael Cheese

Yesterday 2:50pm
ME: https://youtu.be/VfABLNYGEmA

10:04am
ME: Did you read Swan Boy this morning?
[Picture of Archer with a bandana on his head, looking up, from the "Terms of Enrampagement" episode]

THEM: not yet, I saw it come across my Tumblr dash

ME: [Picture of Archer from the same episode opening fire at the camera.]
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we used to really innovate in this country
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Most comics stop after they make the joke. Not Swan Boy. Swan Boy makes the joke, explores the joke honestly, and then right when you think it's safe? Bam!
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On my way into the theater to see Resident Evil. Stepping into the room, I hear a young child behind me say, "This is gonna be so much fun! I can't believe my eyes!" I turn around, because surely not, right? Surely not! They kept walking to a different screen, I don't know what they're seeing.
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Squirt executive with his head in his hands) ITS NOT PEE ITS GRAPEFRUIT SODA
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey sorry wait what do you mean Drake had a 20-woman speed dating contest on Alt-Right Twitch and is now dating the winner, who is a 24-year-old former OF model and streamer Good god Kendrick really murdered that man
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Getty @gettymuseum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s Purrquoise’s world, and we’re just living in it. In an *exclusive* interview, he touches down on his international travels, his east coast frienemy, and his starring role in Getty’s new season of the If Objects Could Talk podcast. www.getty.edu/news/purrquo...
Installation view of Purrquoise, the turquoise colored ceramic cat sitting on a gold throne at the Getty Museum.
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PULSE.7z @impulsar7z.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Grimlen man
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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Lido! @spunknoodle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No fucking way
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infinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
how it feels to be in the viewer pen during the MAREEPATHON 2!!
a digital pencil drawing of the pokemon mareep holding a modelo especial with a realistic looking human hand while in a farm pen
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
...GROCERY BAG... (Honestly I think "Every Girl in the World" is worse but it's close.)
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gozi @ luckydog @lightskintiger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok I get it let me think I guess it’s my turn
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At the Jimmy John's that plays Car Seat Headrest, eating a sandwich to "Beach Life-in-Death." I can hear you seethe from here.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good!
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's the latest wave that you've been craving for. The old ideal was getting such a bore, but now you're back in line going not quite as far, but in half the time.
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Bryce B @brycebucher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one week in the tube
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I spilled grilled cheese all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters and a big butterfly shouted "this bitch eating grilled cheese" & everyone laughed. The burns were severe.
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social sailor rona
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Number 9 will, much like the J. Geils Band, blow your face off.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Walt @hackerman117.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All the talk about the new Elephant Graveyard video has had me not only rewatching it over and over, but also the older vids. I don't think we talk enough about how sharp this guy's barbs are.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 18/09/2026
When you're right, you're right.
A real cool cartoon chihuahua rocking out on the floor with a sick guitar in her hands while howling ouuuoouggoo owoouuwwaaaou aauuwwaaaaaa. Definitely not a hack job of a copy-paste of a guitar from Saddam Hussein Hole guitar onto the panel.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She cud be 'avin a li'l mosey in th' posies, I s'pose. Wait, they's related... t' Python? Bullocks.
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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh my GOD lmfao
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Photoshop a guitar in her hands and she's just rockin' out.
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nina matsumoto 🌸 @spacecoyote.com · 17/09/2026
Homer wearing the nacho hat but the nacho had has been photoshopped to look like the Guile hair popcorn bucket
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/09/2026
Trying to go see the new Resident Evil movie but apparently before I can enter the auditorium I have to have the spade key to unlock the door? And I only have the hearts key, which unlocks the route to the concession stand. Anyone know where to go next? A bit stuck
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Joan Arbuckle: Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Real tired of the powerful (And maliciously stupid) dictating what people can and can't say about a fucking genocide
Joan with a free palestine flag saying AND SPARE ME YER WHINING ABOUT IT TOO
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BY CHOOSING NOT TO TAKE A SIDE, YOU'VE ALREADY TAKEN ONE, MAMDANI! - New York Post, probably
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
ffff
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kabona @dilfosaur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
off to the races #coyotevsacme
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Eric W. Schwartz @ericwschwartz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And here's the first #SabrinaOnline comic strip from September 15th, 1996, in all its crunchy hand-hewn glory.
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