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FewchureWulph

@fewchurewulph.bsky.social
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Actual wolf, fictional man, eating some Beefaroni biting straight through the can. He/Him/They

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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 13h
Immediately after that line, George is on, and it makes me wonder... Did he say anything? Did he pull Cube aside and say "hey, man, that's not me. That's Tom Tom Club's 'Genius of Love,' I wasn't on that." Did he care at all? Was he too high (up on the mothership) to care? All I can think of.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 13h
I was listening to Ice Cube's "Bop Gun (One Nation)" as one does this morning. Every verse has reference after reference to George Clinton's music, and Clinton is on the song. But at the last verse, Cube says "So what cha gonna do when you get outta jail? I'm gonna have some fun with the bop gun."
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 13h
Oh, Glen...
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I Saw The Tv Glow There Is Still Time
Alt: I Saw The Tv Glow gif - a street with "There is still time" written in chalk. WAIT A SECOND! Turned his back on being Elvis... Name is Glen... Danzig?! Is that you?!
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I still have my parents' (Don't know which one) old copy. It was mono and the cover is being held together by brown box tape, and it has the US tracklist so there's no "Drive My Car", but it does have "I've Just Seen a Face." Love that album.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't think I spelled that right... Why does my period button keep pressing three times? Strange...
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I keep thinking about this... If one person ordered a Diet Coke... it is very unlikely that they would have Mountain Dew Baja Blast... UNLESS... Someone in the back is crackin' open a fresh 12 pack for ya boy... Bringing a fresh 2 Liter in a bucket on ice like it's Don Perignon...
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Garth and Wayne: That Was a Haiku
Alt: Wayne in Wayne's World stopping Garth to tell him "GARTH. That was a haiku."
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Natalie @nataliehall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Creature
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember when we said that it would get really bad as the President realizes that accountability is nigh?
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. I've heard the explicit version of Tag Team's "Whoomp! (There It Is)."
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, if you can pay the Uber.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They used to run TV ads for it in the early 90s, maybe late 80s. I remember seeing it on TV long before I ever heard the word "Scientology" in any media. youtu.be/N595TpC1-Fg
youtu.be
Dianetics Commercial
YouTube video by Scott Andrew
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thesixler @thesixler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know a lady never tells!
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Everyone knows when you trumpet on a beak, you gotta run your fingers on it like you're Miles Davis in a serious groove. A trumpet with no finger valves is a bugle!
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Then where's the finger action? That's bugling at best.
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Take a look at me now… I’m in the waste management business.
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone write this novel. I'm not a great portraitist, but the cover's already done.
Wesley Willis PIand the Rock & Roll MacGuffin
"Justice Whupped My Ass"
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Orioles brass must have finally gotten word of the exclusive interview the bird gave to @bransonreese.bsky.social:
Four panel Branson Reese comic. Black and white. The Baltimore Oriole addresses the camera. 

Panel 1: HELLO.
I'M THE
BALTIMORE ORIOLE!

Panel 2, as he socks a dinger at home plate: 
I LOVE TO PLAY
BASEBALL.

Panel 3, as he shows the camera is Cloaca: 
ALL MY BATHRODM STUFF
COMES OUT OF ONE
HOLE: MY CLOACA.

Panel 4, back to close-up: 
THEY SAID I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT MY CLOACA BUT WHAT CAN THEY DO? KILL MY SON?
IT TURNS OUT HE WAS
JUST A BEACH BALL PAINTED WHITE. NOT A REAL EGG AT ALL! I TRULY AM THE LAST OF My KIND!
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For some reason, I saw Cassie kicking it with Diet Coke, but that makes sense.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Huge if true.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, that's fair.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, hello.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love it because nothing in the phrase "he loves spaghetti" makes an "oooh" noise but Swan Boy found a way to make it happen.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Come down now, they tryin' to catch me riding dirty.
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MantraBeeg @mantrabeeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dey see me rollin' from such great heights.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A crowd pleaser
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Wile E. Calzone @wilplash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Swan Boy is the greatest comic of all time
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jay marie, unidentified feral critter 🏳️‍⚧️ abolish ice @jmawork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A screenshot of Tony Soprano chatting with a boyish smirk on his face as he sits in his therapist's office. I've placed the quoted post's contents over the screenshot.

(I like Garfield, all due respect, but Heathcliff was from the streets)
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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know he workin' in the back.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can those AI guys hurry up and decomp premiere pro or something useful instead of putting tony hawk in every ps1 game
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I look it up on Discogs. To get one from the US with shipping, there was a "near mint" copy for about $7. Most of that is the shipping. I saw someone selling two scratched up Jay-Z clean versions for $15. One didn't even have the case. Delusional shit.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People on Facebook Marketplace are out of their fucking minds. I don't know where they're getting some of these prices. I saw a CD, some compilation I wasn't even interested in, and the person was selling it for $22. I look at it - it's one of those compilations they gave away with Mojo magazine.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking SAME, man! It took me 20 years before I tried watching it again, I never finished it as a kid. Something about the part where the troll eggs were hatching, something about that terrified young me. Gremlins and Ghostbusters? No problem. Ernest Scared Stupid? Couldn't do it.
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Mr. Shifty @mrshifty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stanley Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Servo" @mst3kofficial.bsky.social @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @maryjopehl.bsky.social @rifftrax.com
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
100 degrees in L.A.
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Seven Eagles, Lyse Kisser @lyses-good-boy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is bad journalism. It cannot be overstated how much harm has been caused by lumping "LLM driven toxic bullshit" in with the traditional understanding of AI as a computer science discipline. The tools and techniques described in this article have nothing to do with LLM-based systems.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, I hope so.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just getting that screenshot was the first time I learned that it's directed by the Birdman/Revenant guy, and how neither of those movies look this dull. Even the Revenant felt like the color had depth to it. I really hope there's an artistic reason for looking like shit.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not a huge Tom Cruise fan, I haven't seen a full trailer for this movie either, but what I will say is every time I see footage from it somewhere, it looks... Visually dull. No metaphor, it looks like they forgot to colorgrade it. I want to close my eyes to it.
A grab from the Digger trailer, everybody with muted gray skin like they're stuffed full of mashed potatoes.
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FewchureWulph @fewchurewulph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not a huge Tom Cruise fan, I haven't seen a full trailer for this movie either, but what I will say is every time I see footage from it somewhere, it looks... Visually dull. No metaphor, it looks like they forgot to colorgrade it. I want to close my eyes to it.
A grab from the Digger trailer, everybody with muted gray skin like they're stuffed full of mashed potatoes.
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🍂Skai🎃 🔜 NFC @skiaskai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wild find at the garden centre
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.
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Cat Cosplay @catcosplay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We Rise... #Cats #Halloween #SpookySeason
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