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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 19/09/2026
I’d never actually read this short story, just heard it alluded to as a thought experiment. It’s well worth a read.
The very “of its era” book cover of New Dimensions 3 showing an illustrations of a woman’s face in a retro nouveau style with another woman’s older ghostly face on topThe fist page is the short story the ones who walk away from omelas by Ursula k le guin
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Jennifer K. @pdxjenni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Coworker just referred to duallies as "trucks with birthing hips" and I have died. Good night.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 14/09/2026
I come back to play paper magic for the first time in years and this guy stunts on me with infinite turns. @wheeler.bsky.social
Know YouTuber Benjamin “Benny Wheels” Wheeler going full Richard Nixon behind his time walk infested playmat
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 09/09/2026
Provolone stopped by again
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 30/08/2026
Went 1-1-1 to finish exactly in the middle of a Blood Bowl tournament today but I also won Best Defense
A black flask that has Stingy Cu$$ written on it behind a wood elf blood bowl team.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 10/08/2026
Finished up the basing for my metal Wood Elf team and pretty pleased with the project.
A full team photo of little metal elf minis painted up like a football team in turquoise and purple The two Wardancer minis along with the star player Jordell. These are lithe agile looking elves    Next we have the two catchers that look fast Finally two throwers holding the ball in classic quarterback poses
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 26/07/2026
Completed a Samanta Schweblin double header this weekend. Fever Dreams was a single session start to finish read which is my favorite kind of compelling
Two library books both by Samanta Schweblin. They are Fever Dream and Little Eyes
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 23/07/2026
Just finished reading The Highlands Burn and it was captivating read. @jkass99.bsky.social created a compelling world and writes soldiers shit talking each other about the best I’ve read.
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Saladin in 1189:
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 13/07/2026
They’re a little smaller than the newer elves but I think I found the sculpt I want to use for my line-elves. Now to track down more 33 year old minis
A little cloaked elf mini all painted up un turquoise and white and purple The full squad of 6 elves an a treeman on a shelf next to other minis
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 11/07/2026
I’m pretty happy with how she turned out.
A red head elf mini with her arms thrown wide in an “are you not entertained?” pose. She’s painted up in white turquoise and purple uniform.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 08/07/2026
I am really enjoying this project.
A little metal elf lady with arms spread eagle standing on tree branch on a base on my desk. Her hands are obviously plastic and swapped onThe same mini flat on a desk before conversion. It is showing holding a spear and a swordThe mid point with sword and spear cut away and long ribbons from the spear head detached.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 07/07/2026
Was productive teaching myself more SVG editing to make team logos for upcoming Blood Bowl leagues
A redone charlotte hornets logo with the cartoon hornet but the team is now named Tal LotteThe same for Tottenham hotspur logo renamed elfheim hotspur
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 06/07/2026
Pretty happy with these two
A grumpy looking tree man and elf in turquoise white and Blue uniforms. They’re old metal warhammer minis converted to blood bowl
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 05/07/2026
"Damn, I really love accordions" - me, a ska kid becoming more insufferable
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/07/2026
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social “Social Media Influencer” VanderMeer strikes again. At least it wasn’t coyotes this time.
Two books held in my hand in front of grass. They are Annihilation for Beginners and Odd guide to the flowers of portland
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/07/2026
Did some touch up and basing and calling this elf done
A real and purple and white clothed forest elf mini pointing and getting ready to throw a football. The same elf shown more from the backAnd one more of the elf from another angle because I’m proud of how it looks
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/07/2026
Did some touch up and basing and calling this elf done
A real and purple and white clothed forest elf mini pointing and getting ready to throw a football. The same elf shown more from the backAnd one more of the elf from another angle because I’m proud of how it looks
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/07/2026
Pasta salad season!
A bowl of bow tie pasta with corn tomatoes and avocado
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 01/07/2026
Converted another old metal elf for Blood Bowl
Three elf minis holding footballs and painted in charlotte hornets teal purple and white
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 28/06/2026
I made a silly trophy and brought donuts to the Blood Bowl tournament and all I got was a 2-1 record.
Picture of me, a bearded white dude looking pleased with myself wearing a giant necklace with a scoreboard on it holding two boxes of donuts next to a football pitch playmat for miniatures
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 28/06/2026
I made a silly trophy and brought donuts to the Blood Bowl tournament and all I got was a 2-1 record.
Picture of me, a bearded white dude looking pleased with myself wearing a giant necklace with a scoreboard on it holding two boxes of donuts next to a football pitch playmat for miniatures
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 26/06/2026
Pretty happy with the display base it put together at the last minute for a tournament this weekend
A square flat board with green frame that links like dirt with leaves that has little squirrel football players on it
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 26/06/2026
Pretty happy with the display base it put together at the last minute for a tournament this weekend
A square flat board with green frame that links like dirt with leaves that has little squirrel football players on it
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 23/06/2026
Feeling really productive in afternoon meetings
A weird spider creature made of flesh colored silly putty and junk
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 22/06/2026
"I'm going to go eat cheetos in bed. That's how I deal with adversity"
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 21/06/2026
Converted an old metal wood elf into Gloriel Summerbloom to go with my Jordell Freshbreeze
Two elf minis painted up in charlotte hornets teal white and purple holding foots balls surrounded by other elves
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 20/06/2026
I’m an innovator
A small square ice cream sandwich cut in half with a layer of strawberries in the middle
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 16/06/2026
I love how a used palette looks
a rectangular wet palette with paint blobs on it in a variety of colors tending to the blues and pinks
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 16/06/2026
Second book was also a great read giving us a Moriarty to the Watson and Holmes of Din and Ana
The cover of A Drop of Corruption
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 13/06/2026
Anyone need a dinosaur?
A 5 foot long stuffed blue dinosaur laying on its back in the grass on a retaining wall with a big paper FREE sign taped to it. A white dog is sitting on the sidewalk in front of it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 09/06/2026
I can be trusted with silly putty
Half a red plastic egg-shaped silly putty container full of flesh colored silly putty with a cube of flesh colored silly putty on top
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 08/06/2026
A white dog asleep in a grey dog bed shaped like a fuzzy pita pocket.The same but now she's rolled over
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 04/06/2026
Caramel whipped cream turned out really good.
A while bowl with light brown whipped cream in the bottom
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 04/06/2026
Local man uses unsupervised time to make granola. More scintillating updates to follow.
A quart jar of granola
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/06/2026
How is it already so hot?
Picture of me, a tattooed beard white dude, wearing a sleeveless shirt with a white dog outside
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 02/06/2026
I was on the library hold list for Tainted Cup for a while but I read it in a couple days and immediately bought the second book in the series
The cover of The Tainted Cup by Robert Jackson Bennett
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 30/05/2026
Picked up a copy of @jkass99.bsky.social’s latest book and looking forward to it!
The cover of The Highlands burn held in my hand
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 28/05/2026
Painted up Kirtoth Krakeneye to go with Jordell for my old metal star player conversions
Two little elf minis holding footballs. On the left is a blond hair metal looking guy in charlotte hornets teal and purple on the right is a dark squid masked guy in Seattle kraken colors
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 10/05/2026
Sedro-Woolley is my Sleater-Kinney cover band
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 05/05/2026
The burger kind logo filled with the trainspotting choose life opening monolog which reads:
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 05/05/2026
"Honestly, if my balance were that good, I'd take my pants off too"
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 15/04/2026
Decided I needed marginally fancier elves with bigger hats for this weekend so painted up the pair in front today
A team of high elves painted like sea hawks
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 08/04/2026
Blossoms and back out
Selfie of my cute face in front of cherry blossoms. It’s a face worth sitting on.
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 04/04/2026
Very Fleetwood Mack voice: Get me fries get me sweet little fries
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AttackCowboy @attackcowboy.info · 31/03/2026
Let children color in my tattoos again
Selfie of me with a market coloredin flower tattoo surrounded by black and white tattoos
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Callan Bellwether @sleepytimetbear.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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