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Natalia (娜塔莉) @wrycritic.bsky.social · 1h

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For context, that's a typical size of a jurassic pterosaur (juvenile) found in the fossil record

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 53m

I have a really nice Diane Seed recipe for braised chicken with quince.

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

I'm not sure which of the three definitions of Cardinals that I know is funniest.

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

I think perhaps I need to do a hedgehog for one of my #sculptober little guys.

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Cabin Pressure was a very educational show.

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 2h

It's worth looking in charity shops.

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 2h

I have a big heavy enamelled iron one, like a Le Creuset but didn't cost silly money. Nothing sticks to that.

Drivelcast @drivelcast.bsky.social · 4h

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Whenever I see that done, it reminds me of this frame in Viz's 'A Day in the Life of a Newspaper'

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

Some of the Dutch ones don't even bother with the chips anymore, straight for the protein.

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

The only bigger cunt has a baby blue whale sliding out of it

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

There used to be a perfectly good Bayeux Tapestry meme thingie around. This AI bullshit doesn't even LOOK right.

Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

Today in Andropausal WW2 Fixation... GM [playing a devil]: "we will spare the village in exchange for your souls" Spouse: *reaches in snack bag, pulls out a pound bag of fried salted peanuts and slams them on the table* "NUTS!"

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah. For the first stir when you unseal it, use a knife that you've just sterilised in boiling water, so you don't add anything nasty.

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

The problem is that it's peanut butter. The perfect food for people who are severely underweight and hate flavour.

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

You need to store it upside down. When you spread it, sprinkle some nice flaky sea salt on top.

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 6h

I'm married to an American, and while eating his first francesinha he wondered out loud "why didn't we invent this?"

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 6h

I've been blessed with a goofy rubber Mr. Bean face. Works well on crying babies.

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 6h

Frankly I'd do that too if I didn't know how to correct the pressure in my ears.

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 6h

Well, if his bible-thumping actually does come from genuine faith rather than an attempt to score cash from dodgy Americans (press X to doubt), he can attend Christmas services and have a prison chaplain pray with him. He's allowed a Bible; he can read the Epistles and feel fellowship with St Paul.

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 7h

I don't like Brianna Wu, but putting her on the same set as Nancy Mace feels like cruel and unusual punishment.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10h

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One thing you can say about Michael Caine is that Michael Caine is a political conservative who made 70 movies where the entire idea was to make Michael Caine money but he never did this bullshit

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 8h

4chan is somehow not the kindest place on earth.

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 8h

Never done it before, just like little guys in museums

oh no @ili.bsky.social · 20h

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Can I say something
The word Ottawa looks like a caterpillar

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 17h

Day 2: Cyclops. Unambiguously a Little Guy, and I tried moulding him around an armature this time.

This one is very definitely a Little Guy. Chonky little fellow with simple hands and feet that slightly resemble bear paws. His head is one very large cyclopean eyes with a slightly feline pupil but human lids and lashes. Also a belly button. Don't ask me why, but he needed a belly button.

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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 22h

Ornate Saxon copper disc brooch decorated with gold and garnets, AD 650-670. It must have been a treasured possession! From Floral Street, Covent Garden, once the heart of ‘Lundenwic’, the early Saxon town of London. Museum of London 📷 by me #FindsFriday #Archaeology

My photo shows a circular Saxon brooch made of copper, the front of which is ornately embellished with gold and garnets. There are five raised, circular, gold bosses which are outlined with inlaid garnet slabs, and each set with a central, round garnet. Four of the gold bosses are arranged around a fifth, larger, gold boss in the centre of the brooch. The central boss sits within a star-like, four-pointed geometric shape composed of a mosaic of inlaid garnet slabs. The outer edge of the brooch is decorated with two rows of tiny inlaid polished garnets. The eight gold sections at either side of the four smaller bosses are decorated with raised gold filigree which looks like looped, braided cord. Parts of the brooch are worn, with some chipped edges, and missing garnet stones. The brooch measures approximately 7 cm in diameter. It is displayed on a clear glass surface. It was excavated from a woman's grave by AOC Archaeology in 2000 ahead of development construction works. This type of brooch was a fashionable status piece amongst wealthy aristocratic Anglo-Saxon women in the AD 600s. The woman's grave also contained glass beads and silver rings.

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Jonathan Calder @lordbonkers.bsky.social · 19h

Liberal England: Blackburn Reform councillor accused of farting at rival 🏆 #LiberalEnglandHeadlineOfTheDay I'm not happy. As the headmaster says in Alan Bennett's Forty Years On: "Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall."

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Blackburn Reform councillor accused of farting at rival

I pleaded the case of BBC News and its Car crashes into viral shop shutters where gran was hoisted into the air but the judges were not to ...

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 18h

Well, that's why it's red and white.

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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 18h

An Arsenal supporter did this.

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 18h

I love the face that this frog is making. Me too, mate.

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 20h

I could be wrong, but I do think Brian is very hung up on male heirs. #TheArchers

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New Jersey Pinelands Commission @pinescommission.bsky.social · 20h

Happy Frog Friday! Let’s celebrate in style with a gallery featuring colorful, adorable, native Pine Barrens treefrogs (Dryophytes andersonii) in the New Jersey Pinelands! 🐸 📷: John Bunnell, NJPC Chief Scientist #frogs #wildlife #nature

This small, emerald green frog with cream edging and yellow and orange patches under its limbs is found only in small portions of five coastal plain states. Although they breed in many habitat types, Pine Barrens treefrogs are most abundant near the shallow, acidic ponds characteristic of the region.

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 20h

He also has Nolly and Sipo. One of those is even male. #TheArchers

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 21h

We're all old, otherwise we wouldn't be on Bluesky

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 21h

I saw pictures of ibises years before I saw a real one, and always assumed they were massive. Like big storks. Such a shock to find out that they're little guys.

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 21h

I know that story is really about Hans Christian Andersen's lack of self-esteem as a lonely autistic queer, but come on, I've SEEN cygnets

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 21h

Right now I'm listening to Nebraska '82: Expanded Edition, and it's giving me the urge to write a Springsteen Lost Job Song from the viewpoint of a laid-off Musk babymama.

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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 22h

Don't worry, I'll do your not-driving for you, it's all good