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Cadence “Not A Coffee Civet” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social · 13h

”I Sexually Identify As An Attack Helicopter” by Isabel Fall

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 21h

October issue

The cover of Vizier Monthly with a shapely big-haired woman in a loose blue gown with a trailing yellow scarf, seated in a throne-like chair. Headlines around her read:
"Some of us are hot": Urda the Fair on the Politics of Pleasure
Ladies of Miss Rule: Tyranny knows no gender!
Oh My Goddess! Simple Ways to Make Him Worship You
Poison Rings: Hot or Not?
It's Lit! Arson, Parliament, and You
So You've Been Overthrown: 10 Tricks to Get Back on Top

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

you guys I get it that you don't like AI, but I was recently in a conversation with our internal comms team where their idea of a proper poster was basically this:

A completely blank white space, with the text:
The Event
October 19th 2026
Room 402

and a medium-green horizontal line below it

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Drinking the mysterious heavy liquid

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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

and we're back! COMICS DISCOURSE LOOP: No, It Is You Who Failed Superman Why Doesn't Batman Simply Buy Crime? <--- YOU ARE HERE Alan Moore: Threat or Menace? Writers Vs. Artists What If The Big Two Released Monthly Anthologies Instead Everyone (Except You) Knew Outed Monster Was Monster

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kettle Chips are such a mystery to me. How do they manage to get a chip that is simultaneously burnt and undercooked. Why do I always think I'm going to like them.

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Although an important aspect of bystander intervention is assuring people that their intervention will be taken seriously in enough time to mean something. If it's "you can file a report with the Diversity Office and they will look into it two weeks from now", not so much!

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's surprising to see the number of people who would genuinely be upset at the HR Lady Meme that are also saying "well of COURSE I wouldn't consider hiring someone who brought a drink with them, that just shows they're NOT SERIOUS about WORK..."

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"O no, my sisters, my visions are so strong that I may experience levitation! You must hold me down on the bed to prevent me floating directly to Heaven! No, harder than that." "My sister, you're experiencing a vision of God?" "Sure, whatever. Tighter. Yeah, that's good."

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Carriage Return of the Living Dead @carriagereturn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I cannot take credit for this but I'm here to inform you that "Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar in Western Massachusetts" scans to "Supercalifragalicisticexpialidotious" the same way Amazing Grace and I Did Not Stop for Death scan to the Gilligan's Island theme song.

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

what the songwriter conveniently forgets to mention is that the whole thing started when the town instituted a Land Value Tax and the landlords of Paradise found they couldn't bring in the appropriate amount of revenue to justify owning such a desirable piece of property

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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is all laid out in the article! And there's no paywall! I am once again begging everyone to READ THE ARTICLE & FIND OUT WHAT'S ACTUALLY GOING ON before reposting with "We're all so cooked, our votes won't be counted"-type comments. THAT is actual voter suppression.

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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Stop spreading fear, paranoia, & apathy where none is warranted. This behavior DOES actually persuades people to not bother to vote.

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"we assumed that the age-verification for NPR's website was that you were on NPR's website"

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Emil Jacobs - Collectifission @collectifission.greennuclear.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

Header: "British woman without cervic and vagina naturally becomes pregnant after reconstructive surgery", with an error code: "JavaScript must be enabled to use this feature".

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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The hard truth of moderation is that sometimes you need to recognize when someone is saying all the correct words about the correct things, and for the correct reasons, but still needs to get the boot because they're a menace to the organization's purpose.

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i'm starting to get worried about how long this bus ride is

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

you have not lived until a guy in a posh accent weirdly aggressively threatens to strand you in iceland

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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Needs Boeing equivalent.

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The Ace Tomato Company @acetomatocompany.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

1/ I was specifically forbidden from: 1. Have a BBQ on the barracks roof. 2. Host toga parties in the barracks. 3. Throw beer bottles off the 7th floor at new squadron reports "to test their teflexes." 4. Label detachment junior pilots as 'THING 1' and 'THING 2.'

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

People are out here bitching about paying $40 for a video game, motherfucker we paid $40 for Zork in 1983 and that shit didn't even have *graphics*!

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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

what the fuck is a dessert platform fuck you

pictured: sliced cheesecake: "DRIVING INNOVATION
Innovation drives everything we do, from crafting new flavors to reimagining dessert platforms. Using real ingredients and culinary expertise, we push the boundaries to inspire shoppers and create memorable guest experiences."

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Happy vernal equinox 🌞🌛

Ernest P. Worrell, the guy in the old commercials who would say, "Know what I mean, Vern?"

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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Narnia books as Isekai Manga

1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending

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Judge Muck @judgemuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The contrast in how they present this reversal is telling.

July screenshot asserting waymo's crash more with serious injuries.

Replaced with a bland, ambiguous statement. It's no longer important to mention which group has more serious crashes, I guess.

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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

[0002999] Goblin shoots ineffectually at caged (berserk) elf diplomat

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Cassie the Goblin🔞 @cassiedagoblin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Consider the following: You can fill the Rat Bag™️ with rat plushies, and if someone upsets you, you can then throw said rat plushies at them while screaming "WOE, PLAGUE BE UPON YE"

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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 21/09/2026

I do not need the rat bag I do NOT need the rat bag

JW Pei handbag shaped like a rat in black leather with gold-colored hardware.

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

But that's the thing, in modern capitalism the "users" are not the "customers". The professionals you mention are just the income stream, but the *customers* are the ones you've got to please or they'll shut you down, and in this case the customers are the stock traders.

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

"the cosmic cube fixes it / undoes it" sounds like the old Norse Crisis Flowchart joke...

The "Norse Crisis Flowchart". First decision: "Did The Giants Do It?" "Yes" leads to "Loki Made Them Do It" followed by "Make Loki Fix It". "No" leads to a second decision, "Did Loki Do It?" "Yes" leads to "Make Loki Fix It", and "No" leads to "Bullshit" followed by "Make Loki Fix It".

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Like, maybe the big advantage humans have is that we'll pair-bond with literally *anything*, not just from horniness but from our desire to be buddies with the entirety of creation.

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Project Hail Mary Phm

Alt: scene from the movie "Project Hail Mary". A man wearing a white T-shirt does a "fist-bump" with a small round alien creature.

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is not a new problem for sciences students intending to go into PhD programs, but at least now there's a single person to blame it on instead of handwaving at "market forces" or tacitly admitting that if you aren't willing to work with the military there aren't really jobs for science PhDs.

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Fred By Daylight @fresnofred.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

ROGAN: You know they call you a Socialist? JOKER: Well Joe I actually identify more as a Marxist. [JOKER PUTS ON GROUCHO GLASSES, LIGHTS CIGAR] ROGAN: Do you identify as an attack - [ROGAN SLUMPS OVER, DEAD, A RICTUS GRIN ON HIS FACE AS JOKER GAS FROM THE CIGAR FILLS THE STUDIO]

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Everyone who does this seems to miss the part where Ender intentionally chooses to do a war crime so that they'll kick him out of the Navy. He didn't go through some agonized process and reluctantly conclude that genocide was the only answer; if he'd known it was real he'd have quit!

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

for literal decades I thought tuna were small fish because the cans you get them in are not large

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

One thing to consider is that once regulators and market forces mash together, robocars are gonna look like this:

A new-model US Post Office delivery truck. A tall vehicle with a wide, flat forward hood and tall sliding doors on the sides.

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ren faire @lathrys.at · 15/09/2026

i think some of you learned that you’re supposed to publicly support your friends’ and compatriots’ bad takes and misdeeds against outsiders while privately telling them why they’re wrong and dumb as shit and then promptly forgot the second half

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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 14/09/2026

fun fact: digital cameras, just like disposables, have a large capacitor for powering the flash. fun fact: if you take a digital camera apart you can connect the ends of the flash capacitor with somethng conductive to discharge it very quickly fun fact: humans are conductive fun fact: ow

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Robot Bastard! @robot-bastard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The free market at work: "Govm'nt said we had to ask for a reason, but they didn't say we had to give two shits about the answer..."

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Michael Morrison @michaelmorrison.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

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