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Rarely wears a fedora these days

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Tiff 🏳️‍⚧️ & Eve Comics @tiffandevecomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's what we call a whoopsy-doodle (Gun pt. 1/5) #webcomics
(Tiff and Eve at apartment window looking out)
Tiff: “Sigh... it feels like it’s getting less safe out there for queer people.”
Eve: “Yeah, and it wasn’t peaches ‘n’ cream before.”
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Tiff: “I… I’ve been thinking a lot about maybe getting a handgun.”
Eve: “Oh, wow.”
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Eve: “I’ll be honest, I don’t feel great about having a firearm in our apartment.”
Tiff: “You don’t mind my rifle.”
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Eve: “YOUR WHAT?”
Tiff: Didn’t you know about that? I thought you knew about that.”
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Scruffy City FGC @scruffycityfgc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
HELLOOOO KNOXVILLE FGC! The big 50 is finally here – come celebrate Scruffy’s past AND future with us! We’ve got the (potential?) return of LOCALS on deck with The Vibecheck AND Tokens 50th anniversary all in one glorious weekend!
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Evil people have to start dying RIGHT NOW
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Scruffy City FGC @scruffycityfgc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Token Throwdown #49 is starting in just half an hour with Avatar and Street Fighter 6!🎮🕹🔥 Hurry up and roll in if you're playing or tune in from home down below👇
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Ducktor Nald @ducktornald.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"WHAT IS PARKER'S DEADNAME?" "I don't know...she had already transitioned when she started working for me..."
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 01/08/2026
Sam Altman's kids
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 23/07/2026
It's impressive how many ethical quandaries can be solved by asking yourself, "Would Weird Al be cool with this?"
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Felt kinda stupid that I never realized the Spongebob movie was a retelling of Odyssey until I was in the theater going "oh this is like the part where spongebob killed all those guys who wanted to fuck mr krabs"
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Tiff 🏳️‍⚧️ & Eve Comics @tiffandevecomics.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Talk about pocket dimensions. #webcomics
(Eve and her date are walking in a park. Eve is wearing her shorts with extra long pockets hangin below the cuff)
James: “What’s going on with your shorts?”
Eve: “Aren’t they cool!? I sewed guy pockets into them.”
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(Eve widens pocket invitingly) 
Eve: “Now I have MAXIMUM carrying capacity. Try ‘em out!”
James: “Uh, okay” (reaching hand out cautiously)
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(James’s entire forearm is in Eve’s pocket)
James: “Oh wow! These are deep!”
Eve: “You’re not even halfway! Keep going!”
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(At Eve’s apartment with Tiff. Eve looks mortified)
Eve: “…And then he fell in.”
Tiff: “So THAT’S what that missing person alert was about.”
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Art of Battletech & Mechwarrior @artofbattletech.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
One step closer to mech assault
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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.
Auron from FFX
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Being Me - Gator Days
Being Me - Gator Days

Characters

Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable boy who loves making friends. August's son.

Transcript

Panel 1

Gustopher is on the sidewalk in his neighborhood and thinking about the future. As he walks by the fenced in houses, he contemplates the type of person that he might grow up to be.

Gustopher (Narrating): I wonder what type of person I'll become.

Panel 2

A possible future version of Gustopher is shown walking through a park with the city in the background. He has his hands in his coat pockets and briskly walking towards his destination. The sky is growing yellow has the sun begins to set.

Gustopher (Narrating): Rich? Cool? Happy? Famous?

Panel 3

Another possible future version of Gustopher is shown. This one is much older and has put a few pounds. He's walking a black dog with green eyes that looks similar to one of the present day Gustopher's cats. A tree and a house are silhouettes against the setting sun that's making the sky a brilliant orange that's fading into a dark blue.

Gustopher (Narrating): Will I have lots of friends?

Panel 4

A present day younger Gustopher is looking up at the night sky. It's filled with stars and nearby trees are only shadows in the darkness. The world seems so vast at the moment.

Gustopher (Narrating): Will I remember being me?
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 12/07/2026
People say you can’t love others if you don’t love yourself, but that’s not true Everyone has times when they can’t love themselves. Even then, you can still love someone else deeply If you can’t love yourself right now, please don’t worry One day, you’ll be able to love both yourself and others🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I can’t get enough of Count Binface. As miserable as everything has become, a man with a bin for a head promising to build one affordable house is what I need in my news feed. That he’s made such a joke of Farage is just the cherry on top.
Count Binface, the one credible candidate.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
video game nostalgia is a constant battle between "you felt that way because you were twelve" and "the video game industry liked video games back then"
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fedoraduck.bsky.social @fedoraduck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Honestly, is there anything more annoying than someone stopping you at what you're doing at work to tell you to do what you're already doing? Like bruuuuuh
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this
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JoshDAMN! @joshdamn23.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Its not often a show can make me *feel* things, but #tadc was really something special. I'm gonna miss it 🤡🐇
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ko² @foxgirl.systems · 16/06/2026
people claim to want "indie games with worse graphics made by people paid more to work less" right up until said indie game costs more than $20
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Brian Bear @beapeabear.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Marsupial
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A man instructs his young child "get in your giant robot mother." The man shakes his fist at the giant robot mother and says "now fight the real enemy!!!" The robot mother fights a kaiju labelled 'your feelings.' A man watching this says "this is the greatest TV show I've ever seen."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A man catches himself before stepping on a banana peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The banana peel then launches itself towards his face like an Alien Facehugger. The man, now supine, looks horrified as his stomach expands. In an explosion of viscera a banana pops out of his stomach.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/05/2026
This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America
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Haon @haonfest.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
the long watch
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Futurama Saturdays @futuramasaturday.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/05/2026
very few movies Get It the way Honor Among Thieves does, it feels like a bunch of dipshit buddies hanging out and trying to one-up each other with nonsense while the exasperated DM tries to get the campaign back on course anyone who has ever played a TTRPG recognizes the feeling immediately
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Scruffy City FGC @scruffycityfgc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
🕹Time for the next Token Throwdown!🕹 Come out and join us May 17th at Token Game Tavern to jam some games of the past and present. Full Details and PRE-REG Below! ⬇️
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Two types of roguelikes
edit of a Calvin & Hobbes strip

Panel 1:
"Playing a roguelike? I'll show you something interesting."

Panel 2:
- "There are two types of roguelikes: 'number go up' and 'easy to kill yourself'. Spelunky? Easy to kill yourself. Balatro? number go up"
- "yeah..."

Panel 3:
- "Caves of Qud or Streets of Rogue? easy to kill yourself.
Hades or Vampire Survivors? Number go up."
Despite Noita and Mewgenics allowing you to get big numbers, they are actually easy to kill yourself."

Panel 4:
Calvin looking visibly distressed at the sheer roguelike knowledge that was just dropped on him
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Since transitioning, the Simpson's line that I've quoted the most is:
Homer saying "and that's when the chuds came at me."
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fedoraduck.bsky.social @fedoraduck.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
@threeheadedmoth.bsky.social yoooo check this out :o
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
How To Live A Good Life #oldknees
The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.
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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
happy lesbian week
A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound.

Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment
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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Model ZX 🙂 #megaman #megamanzx
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
bro waited until the film was out and his check was assured. god bless him
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fedoraduck.bsky.social @fedoraduck.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
None of the discords I'm in have changed their icon to have that little red notification bubble at the bottom, there is truly no whimsy left for fools
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS:  HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!
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Reed Hinckley-Barnes @reedhb.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This is the only Harry Potter argument worth making It wouldn't matter if Harry Potter was a singular, unmatched work of genius. Giving Rowling money is actively making the world a worse place and killing trans folks. There's no book good enough or nostalgic enough for that to be worth it.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
i stand with my trans homies! 🏳️‍⚧️ fuck this administration and the rotten animals who’re in charge! and fuck the disingenuous losers who are just “asking questions”!! here’s a question i’m “just”asking: when will you die!?
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I won't let my personal devices do face recognition let alone some overrated app like discord. I'd rather just leave.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 02/02/2026
Oh, they're killing off Flash? Don't worry, there's still (lists a bunch programs that aren't as good as Flash)
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Wacky Lesbian Hour @wackylesbianhour.com · 02/02/2026
PANEL 1

Leslie is sitting on the couch, anxiously looking down at the cat, who is wriggling around adorably.

PANEL 2

The cat continues to wriggle around, and "bleps" by sticking his tongue out.

PANEL 3

Leslie (sweating heavily, thinking to herself): Keep yourself collected, Leslie... We are NOT a quirky chungus couple. We are NOT a quirky chungus couple. We are NOT-

PANEL 4

The cat is seen, still wriggling around.

Brianne (walking in from offscreen, pointing at the cat): Aww-hawww shit, what's that little guy up to this time?

Leslie (turning to Brianne, in a full panic): Brianne, no!!
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BOO!👻 LAO GATE! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If we're gonna live in perpetual nostalgia, I want more 90's gross out humor. Everyone is so puritanical these days.
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
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