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@fearlessfolklore.bsky.social
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swiftie since ‘08. chronic overthinker, perpetual people-pleaser. auburn grad. mother, wife. ranting about ✨everything✨. she/her. do not evangelize to me about AI or crypto; I will block you. let’s get class conscious 🌹

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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 2h
when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name
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beverage goblin mode @fearlessfolklore.bsky.social · 1h
Block judgment: correct
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 3h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 4h
Setting aside the fact that most of these people did not, in fact, break the law, what does this suggest about how the next administration should handle the members of this one, nearly all of whom have broken many laws?
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The constant administration propaganda on this would work if virtually every American couldn’t still tell there was a problem affecting them directly
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 28/09/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "pretty sure i'm dead and this is hell"
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"An admission that the American president offered to sell arms to China is extraordinary. The Communist-ruled nation is considered by most policymakers and legislators of both parties to be the greatest military, economic and diplomatic rival of the United States..." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/u...
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Trump Offered to Sell Arms to China, U.S. Ambassador Says
President Trump made the offer to Xi Jinping, China’s leader, said David Perdue, the ambassador to China. The White House later said the U.S. had no plans for such a sale.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hes going to announce hes never heard of choosin texas
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the humans who moderate chatbots say they're inundated with people trying to generate nonconsensual nudes: www.404media.co/humans-readi...
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Humans Are Reading Copilot Prompts — And They're Horrified
Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, according to internal documents obtained by 404 Media. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual AI...
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beverage goblin mode @fearlessfolklore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m getting a pedicure and there’s a TV showing an AI YouTube video playing worship music, so I’m definitely in the south lmao
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beverage goblin mode @fearlessfolklore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had heard of neither until about a month ago, and Ella Langley went to my alma mater lmao all it means is I don’t listen to country music and my algorithms don’t push news about country music as a result.
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
JCO is defending furries fyi
Joyce Carol Oates O @Joyce CarolOates
trying to think how an illegal immigrant- radical Islamic person in a bunny suit could be a threat to national security.
Coach Tommy Tuberville * ml @SenTuber... • 1d
Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots.
Lord help us.
11:14 AM • 9/27/26 • 5.1K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
person in a bunny suit is a "threat to workers paycheck." how, exactly?
fa Dr. Masked Defender @MaskedDefender-6h They are a threat to workers paycheck. Not your though rich lady. So you dont care.
3:54 PM • 9/27/26 • 3.3K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
Mr. Mask, you are confused. the only creatures in bunny suits threatening field workers would be actual bunnies. to charge actual bunnies with wearing "bunny suits" is redundant.
Dr. Masked Defender @MaskedDefender • 2h
LOL. You all think field workers and meat plant workers and hotel maids are OVERPAID in America and we should bring in 50 million migrants to lower their wages. Shame on you.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer
orange cat asleep under a navy blue pillowcase
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the White House is floating distributing more dyed diesel. it's the same ULSD with red dye and no taxes, so it could save on-road users ~60c/gal. but farmers already use dyed diesel and are still paying record prices. taxes aren't the problem, supply is.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The horror!
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Me fail English @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the person who the New York Times has made its education expert
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think some Dems might sneak by in a wave year election running these anti-trans ads that abandon an entire section of the population, but they won't be able to outrun it with Democratic voters longterm. The more time goes on, the more likely they are to know a trans person. A permanent duncecap.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always remember that Rufo is a fucking fraud, explaining his deep racism with faux intellectual bullshit that makes other racists think there's an actual, tangible basis for their racism rather than them being just irrational, hate-filled dickholes.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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SaysBen @saysben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
touchdown, south carolina!
Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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Ben Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can always tell when a Republican gets a new billionaire sponsor who has a single, very, very specific issue they would like the American people to hear about.
The image is a tweet from Sen. Tommy Tuberville that reads:  "Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots. Lord help us."
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I'm too stoned to remember the word Christians
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beverage goblin mode @fearlessfolklore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No way that’s targeting!
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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beverage goblin mode @fearlessfolklore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Sealyx Naked Gun Facepalm Scene
Alt: Sealyx Naked Gun Facepalm Scene
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
remarkable how little the GOP money cannon is working, which seems to be the story across the board
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Marcus Ellsworth @thinglythings.substack.com · 26/09/2026
The UT Knoxville Rock is currently painted to call Trump a pedophile. I hope this pisses off all the assholes who cheered for him at the game.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is like accusing someone of robbing a bank because they deposited money and never withdrew it
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 26/09/2026
The free speech™️ people are at it again. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/09/2026
*smacks forehead* Ohhhhhhhhhh, guys. I get it. Okay! People don't hate the mass surveillance state as part of our carceral fascist society and lament the ease and access which people can now be a creep or worse. It's that they hate GLASSES! They just hate GLASSES! Let's just make it a necklace!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the game between South Alabama and Kentucky shows up abbreviated as a War of 1812 rematch
graphic reading

USA vs. UK
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can tell if someone is a millennial or Gen Z based on whether they know Jennifer Garner as a movie star or the Credit Card lady
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
President Trump opposes deal that would open the Strait of Hormuz immediately. Holding out for diesel at $10 a gallon.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026
If there's two things Jennifer Garner thinks about it's business and purchases
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Arch Manning looks like RFK if he was an orc
RFK orc
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Lmao they said Mamdani will bring Sharia law to NYC and all we got was line dancing at Bryant Park
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beverage goblin mode @fearlessfolklore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What is going on with Kirk Herbstreit’s brows?
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rahm Emanuel, who has about a good a chance of being president as I do, has been profiled like 9 times in the last couple months in major newspapers. It really shows you how profoundly out of touch the people are that drive much of our national political discourse.
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Astonishing really how ADHD-denialism so closely matches early trans-denialism (say, a decade ago, before it went mask-off eliminationist), to the point that it includes the exact same personalities, again vomiting their know-nothing opinions all over the place.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 26/09/2026
Is ESPN doing an elaborate bit with the audio going static while they talk about Trump's movements disrupting the radio? Very good if so. Actually also very good if not a bit
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