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@fcrouter.bsky.social
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Baker. I ❤️ glutenin + gliaden. Minnesota launched, Seattle landed.

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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What state recently came out of an 11-year drought? Ah yes—Queensland. And the Australian wildfires in 2020 are when I first learned of the existence of “pyrocumulonimbus” clouds. Sounds like a great place for a data center. 😐
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 09/09/2026
Google Maps Shrugs, Renames Lake Union to Lake Confederacy: tinyurl.com/54sx3nm
Google Map of Seattle showing Lake Union renamed to Lake Confederacy
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Creep glasses and neckspies. Coolcool world we’re living in
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 23/08/2026
In my opinion, a failure to understand the white-hot rage so many people feel about ICE's campaign of terror and oppression is what has taken some establishment Dems by surprise in their primaries. Abolish ICE and Nuremberg 2.0 is basically the floor for what the Dem electorate is demanding.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I mistyped an email sign off as “all the bees” instead of “all the best”. I reckon I’m going to stick with it. I can’t think of anything negative that can possibly come of wishing someone all the bees.
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Wise eyes. Athena's eyes.
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I just read @amybrown.xyz ‘s piece out loud to my Bay Area-born spouse. He said, “I’m so glad to live in a place that passes a library bond by 70%” rather than voting against it by 70%. bsky.app/profile/amyb...
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Who sang the Proclaimers’ I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) best? a) Marshall and Ted in HIMYM b) Jackson Lamb (Gary Oldman) in Slow Horses, or c) Farmer George (Hugh Jackman) in Sheep Detectives?
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 20/07/2026
Trump photo shopped into the famous 1936 Olympics photo
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WeirwoodTreeHugger @weirwoodtreehug.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Excited for the return of plague epidemics. Maybe influencers will convince us that buboes are sexy. We can cover them with self tanner and glitter. Call them wellness bumps.
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I think the car horn is too unwieldy of a tool, and you should be able to send messages to other cars, like how ships can hail one another on Star Trek, but the only things you can say are brief things like “fuck you!” or “sorry!” or “i like your stickers”
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Constantine @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don't know which is worse: he's either a man who thinks women are not equal beings with agency or he knows that they are and wants to punish them for it
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
From the immortal pen of Hilary Fitzgerald Campbell
A New Yorker cartoon by Hilary Fitzgerald Campbell, showing a movie projector in a woman’s head. A screen says, “Now Playing: Everything You Said At The Party” and she looks horrified
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just drank my bowl of water #HydrationBreak
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Amy Madigan as Aunt Gladys Snaps Twig
Alt: gif of Amy Madigan as Aunt Gladys snapping a twig over a bowl of water before performing her witchery
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Well, god damn it
A photo of a positive Covid test strip
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The only heat stroke cases I’m hoping for today: these mfers
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Today I watched a young rat that had fallen into a swimming pool. Someone was trying to scoop it out with a net, and the rat was swimming underwater, its tail working like a little rudder. It was impressive and horrifying: now I understand how they can swim up pipes and into your toilet. 😳
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Evergreen skeet
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
There's something very satisfying about cutting up a plastic six-pack holder. We may not have been able to stave off global warming, but by god, no young turtle will have its shell constricted by plastic rings on my watch
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’ve got a windowless window seat on my flight. 😒 @alaskaairlines.bsky.social You guys gotta mark that on your seat selection map!
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 20/06/2026
Somewhere in the list of things for the next administration to do beyond prosecuting everyone in the present administration and restoring the White House as-was, I'd like to see the word "homeland" removed from all governmental uses and, if possible, from the English language altogether.
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Deanna Raybourn @deannaraybourn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
His joy is so refreshing.
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live! 1. Prince 2. The Replacements 3. New Order 4. The Damned 5. Love and Rockets 6. Soul Asylum 7. Sugarcubes 8. Bob Mould 9. Shriekback 10. Pixies
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I see folks dragging the NY Times opinion piece about college (“Have you ever *seen* an ag school?!”), but I thought it had great points. I hate the students-as-consumers model, the grades arms race, all of it. I want education to be valued for education’s sake. We need to fund it as a social good.
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is Our Year, celery lovers! I’m finally gonna make this www.allrecipes.com/recipe/26511...
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Celery Sorbet
Chef John's celery sorbet recipe has only five ingredients: sugar, water, celery, salt, and lime juice, but dozens of applications, both sweet and savory.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
go ahead, keep adding tasks to my to do list. i will only get sleepier
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Cailín Walsh 🍀 @cailin.dev · 12/05/2026
Oliver is doing a murder
Oliver, an orange and white cat, is lying on his back about to grab on to the fish toy that I’m dangling above him. He’s made out of claws.
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I loved this piece. As a bread snob (and really, just bread! I’ll microwave leftover coffee! I’ll eat cereal for dinner! I’m not proud), I dislike even the concept of “warm bread”…it messes with the crumb and the flavor. I’ll gladly pay for a good bread basket at a restaurant. But this is a delight!
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
As Douglas Adams said, we’re “so amazingly primitive that [we] still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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a man sitting on a bench with the words i ain t slept in five days below him
Alt: Joe Pesci in a scene from My Cousin Vinny, sitting on a bench saying “I ain’t slept in five days!”
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I’d be an Arbequina.
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Door Doors GIF
Alt: Scene from Severance when Dylan’s outie interviews at Great Doors. The interviewer asks, “How old were you when you knew you loved doors?”
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Yes. That “American carnage” motherfucker needs to stop dripping his poison into Trump’s ear, first thing. Trials later.
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Constantine @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"But what kind of American are you?" is the national question right now.
Jesse Plemons in Civil War.
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taber @kvetch.gay · 24/01/2026
genuinely don't give a fractional fuck how cornball civics class it sounds, the promise of America is so tremendous that it's worth choking back the cynicism and fighting towards its realization with the rest of our lives
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I hope Leica licenses this photo for their new ad campaign
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This is so fucking offensive. I can’t wait until these assholes are out of office. “Democrat-led shutdown,” ha. Your correct hyphenation doesn’t make it any more believable.
A screenshot of a red banner with white text from the top of the US State Department website saying, “Due to the Democrat-led shutdown, website updates will be limited until full operations resume.”
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
So we’ve entered our Entartete Kunst period now
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
#NoKingsSmallTowns
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Seattle No Kings from the monorail
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#NoKings #NoTyrants Just a Reign of Frogs #NoKingsSeattle
No Kings, No Tyrants, Just a Reign of Frogs on the front, with the image of a crossed out crown, crossed out jackboot, and three cartoon frogs raising a fist in protest. It’s messy and handmade The back says “thank you D.C, Chicago, Portland for showing us how it’s done. AGAINST FASCISM”
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Ordered the “Benedict special” at a highly regarded Seattle restaurant. They should have called it the EGG Benedict special—singular egg. Charge me more for 2 eggs, for chrissakes, don’t serve me that sad solo egg like you’re doing me a favor. This was a good 15 years ago and I’ve never been back.
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Now I want Weird Al to do something with magic beds. Or a song about Weird A.I.
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
My god, it’s nice to have some good news.
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2 [about]?
A yellow and black warning sign with an icon of a person vomiting at the top. “Vibrio Bacteria Warning: eating raw shellfish from this beach can make you sick.”
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 28/08/2025
The largest wildfire burning in the state of Washington is still alive today thanks to brave federal U.S. Border Patrol and ICE agents who arrested firefighters caught in the act of attempting to kill it.
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I remember being so bummed in Stranger Than Fiction when Will Ferrell’s character brings flours and Maggie Gyllenhaal was not delighted, as a real baker would be. We would’ve been identifying them! The color, the feel, the taste…
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a person holding a cardboard box that says i brought you flours on it
ALT: a person holding a cardboard box that says i brought you flours on it
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fcrouter.bsky.social @fcrouter.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
(A tangent, I know—but I never want to see this woman’s picture/have to think about her ever again)
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Robert Jago @rjjago.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I never cease to be impressed by the public administration of certain band and tribal governments. There's a tsunami heading this way -- and it comes during the big intertribal paddle 'festival' with dozens of First Nations canoes and hundreds of paddlers on the ocean right now.
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