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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 22h
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14h
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
you know what? I agree with him my moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment is we throw all of these assholes out of office and then we put them in jail
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.
Bobby Mars on Twitter writes: "If you wear a collared shirt and nice shoes out to the bar in the rust belt, multiple people will ask you if you just came from a wedding. Aesthetic standards for men’s attire are horrendously low"
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Rage 🧵: A few years ago, our neighbors complained to the city about the plant growth on a steep slope in our backyard. It’s so steep that lawn care companies told me they won’t mow it. The city didn’t care. They threatened us with thousands of dollars in fines. I ended up writing about it:
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Code Snitching: Nashvillians Are Weaponizing Metro Codes Against ‘Undesirable’ Neighbors
Taking a deep dive on a trend that disproportionately affects Black and low-income Nashvillians
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024
My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Old 3D game landscape of tall, rocky cliffs. A text box says, GAME OVER. condolences, my pet. Options below say, CONTINUE, and, EXPLAIN. A cursor hovers over EXPLAIN.Text: Solver LBY,
Were you not instructed to avoid settling your gaze upon Meliflora's Precipice Were you not warned, sternly? Lovingly?
Did you imagine a trophy atop the pedestal of your disobedience?
Did you really think great Mother fate would make a winner of a trickster and a liar out of me?
SHAME! Shame. Hubris and shame. You've no doubt known schoolmarms, fathers, or generous barmen who have rewarded your giggling oversteps.
But your snickers at the rules sound tinny in my primeval ears.When you are many eons old, as I am, another's joie de vivre does not excite. I seek a Solver whose expansive mind apprehends the seeds of my instructions and whose deft hand tends them into tender truit. I Iong for a dance partner who will first learn the steps before pulling me into a confident embrace.
You may think you are leading this waltz, but l am the music, the planet, and the room.
Do not look at the precipice.
There is no other way. You must attempt once again to best me in Sports Trivia.
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
More I think about this, the more I want it.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 22/08/2026
I attended a wedding last night and the venue had the weirdest bathroom I have ever been in, bar none Everybody at the party was talking about the piss grotto
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s esoteric. The true meaning will be revealed to us upon the publication of Jordan Peterson’s gnostic gospel.
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Because it needs to be said I guess.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Me when my wife proposes getting Thai food for dinner:
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
things are kinda dour today, so let’s get a singalong going! repeat after me: KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQATSI KOYAANISQA
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 28/07/2026
kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/07/2026
An illustration of Bluey dressed as an Ultramarine holding a bolter, and Bingo dressed as a Lamenter holding a chainsword. Styled Bluey title text above: "Warhammer40k".
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NPR @npr.org · 25/07/2026
Sisters Theresa Alethia and Danielle Lussier call themselves the Sisters of the Little Way of Beauty, Truth and Goodness. Their order plans to help victims of abuse.
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These Catholic sisters want to start a new order with a difficult mission: helping survivors of clergy abuse
Sisters Theresa Alethia and Danielle Lussier call themselves the Sisters of the Little Way of Beauty, Truth and Goodness. Their order plans to help victims of abuse.
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Never mind Blackrock. We need to ban Ken Paxton from acquiring real estate.
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🧵 on the urban rural divide
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Taking Greenland by force is madness, but seeking Greenland in a fair exchange is as American as, well, the great state of Alaska.” Man what?
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The Unifying Speech We Won’t Get This Independence Day
Interesting Times with Ross Douthat · Episode
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Emperor Uriel Septim from Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion with a speech bubble
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve Dandied your last Warhol
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Time travel is the weaponization of ADHD
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Are women bourgeois?
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Greetings. I am a yeoman farmer in the metro of Newport d‘Maine. Platner Graham amaze us with the splendidness of his oysters. I vote for Platner Graham because he saved my nephew Georj from the clutches of Quebec Liberation Front, a local militia. Platner Graham tattoo very nice no problem.
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is the only kind of bedtime abolition I support.
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is possibly the greatest day of my life.
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
No Country for Old Men and Grogu
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 7 The Works of Man A Human Work
Misato drinking her morning beer
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I said this as a joke, but now I think there could actually be an interesting movie there. I’m imagining a comedic Rashomon where every character has a different perspective on Ea-Nasir and his shitty copper.
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.
Cairo Smith:
There's a common misconception that Brutalist buildings were unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of the exteriors we can now recreate what they looked like in their prime.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
that copper is in the walls somewhere, guys, keep looking.
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Hexavalent Chromium. Ooh that’s the bad one.
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
liberalism exists because last time we tried to settle the question of "who are the real Christians" without liberalism the 30 Years War killed a third of everyone living in what is now Germany
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This is so Wes Anderson, I can almost hear the affectless Jason Schwartzmann voiceover saying "My mother used to design undercover disguises for the Stasi"
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
They hate us for our freedom.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Many people are saying that JD is quite ignorant about the history of religion in Europe and the Middle East but that overlooks his expertise on the ottomans.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Melania: I naver had a relationshep weeth Jaffrey Apstein *pulls off mask* Melania: Because I arm Jaffrey Arpstein
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Not used to agreeing with Ro Khanna on this kind of thing.
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Senator, what the President is threatening is criminal. If we follow through on these threats it will be a stain on our nation forever. Impeachment is the only solution.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 03/04/2026
there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts
tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrshtweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 03/04/2026
Today, on Good Friday, we mark a day of sacrifice. Some New Yorkers will abstain from eating; others will spend hours without speaking.
Faith, the Bible tells us, is belief in the things unseen. That belief is what will guide so many of our neighbors in solemn reflection and reverence.
I wish all those observing Good Friday a blessed day of peace.
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It’s gonna be Thor: Love and Thunder (complimentary).
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
You should be calm and restrained and explicitly unthreatening, but yes, you should definitely say something to the ICE agents at the airport. I know I will.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
As they were walking along and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind. Elisha saw this and cried out, “My father! My father! The chariots and horsemen of Israel!” And Elisha saw him no more.
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National Malk Council @farmwisdom.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
On this Ides of March, remember that Julius Caesar won’t see your joke about stabbing tyrants, but all your friends who are aspiring benign despots will. 😢
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz. Source: sweepthestrait.com
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/03/2026
Iftar, Day 19
For Mahmoud Khalll, this past year has been marked by profound hardship-and by profound courage.
A year ago, Mahmoud was walking home through our city after sharing an iftar with his wife Noor when he was detained by federal agents, flown to Louisiana, and then held in an ICE facility for months. In that time, he was forced to miss the birth of his first child. All of this for exercising his First Amendment rights in protesting the ongoing genocide in Palestine.
And yet, even in the face of that cruelty, there has also been beauty. New Yorkers raising their voices in solidarity. A city refusing to look away. Mahmoud won his freedom, and a father was finally reunited with his child.
Last night, as we marked the one year anniversary of his detention, Rama and I were honored to welcome Mahmoud, Noor, and their son Deen to Gracie Mansion to break our fast together.
Mahmoud is a New Yorker, and he belongs in New York City.In a dining room, five people eat, chat and smile around a table of food.
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