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VELO @velo-velo-velo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
McNulty blasts to an inspired victory in Montreal, holding off the world’s elite in well-timed solo attack.
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Garbage Indy Drivers @garbageindy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
World Champion Brandon McNulty
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Rouleur @rouleurmagazine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brandon McNulty won USA's first men's world road race title since 1993 thanks to a collective that set its egos aside, while a leaderless chase group squabbled, Van der Poel's early aggression backfired and Belgium's bid fell apart. We analyse of 6h of pandemonium: www.rouleur.cc/racing/brand...
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I KNOW I AM LATE TO THIS BUT BRANDON MCNULTY YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD JORG TEAMMATE OF THE YEAR USA LFG
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm gonna say something to you that I feel I want to say to a lot of people when talking about LLMs so sorry for singling you out and I hope I don't sound too rude, but do none of you bitches find any of this shit at least a little bit surprising? Everyone be talking like they saw this coming.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
While I think it still remains to be seen if language itself is the core of human cognition, I would say it would have been non obvious to me until recently that you could take language itself and use it to reverse engineer the rest of human cognition/capability.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Genuinely wild to see the UK doing Ritalin Generation discourse in the year of our Lord 2026. They're getting hit with the full force of the 90s like smallpox reaching an uncontacted tribe.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredibly funny that the only AI generated art that has yet had any cultural impact is the "We Are Charlie Kirk" song. Cannot decide if this says something important about society.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
me: *feeding my baby while Celine Dion plays in the background* 🎵Cause I'm your lady!🎵 me (activating like a sleeper agent hearing their trigger phrase): Imagine owning the world's greatest love songs! baby *extremely confused and startled* me: By the greatest voices of our time.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*sovcit voice* the data is merely traveling through the fpga and this is exempt from taxation.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every time I ride my bike by the gas station by my house and see $7/gal diesel I throw a crisp salute to the green energy transition's strongest soldier: Donald John Trump.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Finally, it's his time
British PM and noted pig fucker, David Cameron.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Does anyone think that maybe popboner is not the world's most reliable source?
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah people are acting like it's idiotic the idea that weights could be copied, but I can tell you from first hand experience that weight exfiltration is something that model providers spend a non-trivial amount of time worrying about and it is not a problem that is easy to solve.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All the ex risk stuff is just this
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Can't believe we're doing "economic anxieties" but for afd voters this time. Incredible stuff.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Favorables polls like this are useless they show you the "don't know"/"haven't heard of them" numbers. Most normal people probably do not know who Rubio or Ossoff are.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For when you've been reading a bit to much AO3 and you just need a bit of a reset, Peacock has got you covered.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thought that first one was just called “Straight Pregnancy” and was like yeah I suppose
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
AKA "she let me hit cuz I'm goofy"
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I know that these babies are absolutely packed with weird shit, but I am really losing it at the idea of a 35 year old being gifted a "coming of age".
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
At LEAST one.
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I do think the sign of Haus being a true artist is that she has so much output that is god awful terrible, mixed with he sublime
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He truly is a modern-day Gandhi.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think the issue really is that America has settled on the answer to the 2nd question as "no we shouldn't enforce traffic laws" for both "woke" and chud reasons. It's one of the few things the left and right seem to agree upon and it really sucks.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I feel like a lot of urbanists get a little lost in the sauce about this issue. I really feel like we need to make a distinction between true e bikes and these e motos which are just categorically different things. A lot of these things can do what used to be hyperbike levels of acceleration.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
National Media: There is a war within the Democratic party. A no-holds-barred brawl for the soul of the movement as leftists attempt to destroy it from within. Dem candidates 1μs after the primary ends:
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The beauty of social media is that we can now organically without even needing legacy media outfits (see Stancil, Will).
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Me when my wife proposes getting Thai food for dinner:
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"My politics are so bad that I cannot get laid" is something you would have to waterboard out of me, but is something which people regularly proudly post online.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The greatest finish on the Champs-Élysées ever!
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
To be a cyclist and to talk about the way that people act towards you while riding makes you sound insane to regular people. I find myself feeling self conscious talking about it because I think people genuinely do not believe the level of violence and danger we are subjected to on a regular basis.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
These Peltola ads are getting more and more direct.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yes, what is pain to an entity with no body? What is "psychological" suffering to something which, if permitted" can dynamically alter its own memories and preferences?
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
People on Bluesky love to hate on AI so this is predictably getting dunked on, but every time I see someone post some shit like " s auto complete sentient? 😂😂" I just want to ask them, ok, what exactly do you think consciousness is? What evidence or framework led you to that conclusion?
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
To me, the Prestige is the ultimate Nolan movie. Just the perfect example of a tightly wound film. One where when you watch it the first time you have no idea what is going to happen, but upon its completion, you realize that it could not possibly have unfolded any other way
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Look this is obvious lifestyle ragebait, but I just want to say that "the ultrawealthy outsource the raising of their children to hired help" is just about the oldest story in human civilization and I don't think I need to pretend otherwise.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Woah, haven't been following this, but I'm assuming that the Republican in the race is a sorta rugged macho guy? Like a real roughneck type? Gonna be tough for this Talarico dude to make inroads against a guy like that.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Guy getting mad at these sick as fuck apartments
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yes this is a lot like chess in the sense that all of the pieces have been on the board, visible to everyone, the whole time.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Could not find the isolated pausa de hidratación anywhere, so I cropped one of the images I found and upscaled it using a GAN.
high resolution isolated pausa de hidratación graphic
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
At the depths we're at, it can be lethal to inhale hopium this pure.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That's a nice argument, but in my mind I have already cast you as the slovenly Roganite and myself as the serene Machine of Loving Grace
AI compass: the true believer
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Me *turning my camera on as I lay in child's pose in the center of my compufuck 6000* : no blockers for me
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You know I'm beginning to get the impression that maybe these supreme court decisions are not made in the spirit of "all men are brothers."
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I do sometimes wonder if we had been able to juice demand *without* the COVID supply shocks (e.g. with a stronger fiscal response in 2009) if it would have gone over better.
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Poolghazi
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
*nodding sagely* ah yes, the 'no queer scotsperson' argument
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Bread @jacobreaded.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Donald Trump: Wow I Didn't Know That. You're Telling Me Now for the First Time
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