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Digory Chesterfield

@fapanislives.bsky.social
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The mindless missives of a needlessly pompous man.

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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Trump hasn’t just fiddled while democracy burns. Old mate sold the violin, blamed the smoke alarm and rebranded the ashes as “heritage décor.” Nero would envy his wanton destruction.
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
It’s honestly wild that the most incisive socio-political commentary on this site comes from users with names like “Sk8rBoi420” and “donkeyporn69”
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Accepting all cookies so the website won’t be mad at me
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
For anyone who dreams of having a pool. No you don’t. It is a fucking full time job keeping them from turning into a swamp
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Not to be dramatic but if everyone could just collectively decide to notice me immediately, that’d be great. I’m running dangerously low on validation and caffeine.
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a woman in a black dress is standing on a set of stairs in a black and white photo .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing on a set of stairs in a black and white photo .
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mimitho 🎀🦭 @adormimir.butchsky.social · 22/10/2025
unfortunate to report that taking walks and meditation does work
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•pisspumpkin• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
i think unfortunately i love people more than i hate people
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Hyperbole and a half of me to say, but this is the greatest tweet/skeet/post ever…
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 22/10/2025
i am the one who walks away from omelets
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
When your whole team leaves to ‘follow their passions,’ you start to wonder if you were the passion they had to escape. I am the passion killer.
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Film In Forty @filminforty.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
YOU'RE ATTENTION PLEASE: NEW EPISODES ARE NOW COMING OUT MONDAY MORNINGS!! Our last episode of #SpookySeason is the subject of possession....and Adam and Ryan will be talking all about the 2025 Australian release, Bring Her Back. It's a bleak ride, but it's a hell of a film.
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I prefer “cougar puberty” to perimenopause.
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
ADHD, Perimenopause or PMS: the ultimate triple threat.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Another day, another rousing game of “ADHD, perimenopause, or PMS”
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
One day you’re young and carefree and the next you’re telling your knees to fuck off for giving up on you
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Always manage to arrive at the café right after someone orders a decaf oat-milk triple-shot half-ice macchiato with extra existential dread.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Venmo isn't working and I had a little existential crisis in the Costco line with a cart full of items I planned to pay for using my work Venmo debit card but it turns out that I had another card on me and cheap hot dogs solve most crises
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Chairman Momo @chairmanmomo.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
No freaky sex stuff you fucking weirdos. Unless ghosts are involved.
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a man is talking to another man and the words `` dogs and cats living together '' are written on the screen .
ALT: a man is talking to another man and the words `` dogs and cats living together '' are written on the screen .
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Film In Forty @filminforty.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
We talk about scary stuff in this episode, @chairmanmomo.bsky.social spoke to a broken neck girl as a kid. Have any of you had scary paranormal experiences that u remember or if your parents said u did something freaky as a kid?? Give us your freakiest stories!! #filmsky
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Maturing is seeing someone you used to be friends with, locking eyes for a fraction too long, and then sending an email that begins, “Hi! I think I saw your doppelgänger today,” knowing full well it was them and that you’ll both never speak of this again.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Rationally I know some things are foolish to get upset over, but estrogenally that doesn’t matter
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Not leaving this platform but now offering a digest of my posts in the form of a 3 page annual Holiday Letter
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New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
You’ve made a very powerless enemy today
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Back to work after a weekend of forced labour in the backyard. Body broken, soul deceased, lawn unimpressed.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
English was meant to be broken.
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I think we need to do a film all three of us fucking loathe.
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Film In Forty @filminforty.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
We here at Film In Forty are looking towards 2026, and if you have a favourite film, a cult classic, hell, even a movie you despise so much you still want to talk about it, DM us here, or email us at filminforty@gmail.com and we'll get something sorted next year!! Thanks for supporting us!! #podcast
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Me: *clicks ‘show less like this* on every cat photo that enters my timeline. Bluesky: here are thousands of cat photos
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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
i am just like shohei ohtani because i too have done most of the work on a group project
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
(listening to my body) What's that, body? An entire wedge of blue cheese? Are you sure?
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Just wondering if there are many (any) Australians and British folk on this not-quite-a-hillside? I would like some local content please…
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Vaxatious Litigant 💉 @exposingnv.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I was quite surprised when I opened this article to learn it wasn’t about a sex scandal at all Rather, it was about an inquiry by Justice Blow into the promotion and appointment of senior roles within NT Police…
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ladytronic @vague-specific.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Please support the UTS School of Public Health. Their work and research is valuable to so many communities. www.croakey.org/calls-for-ac...
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Calls for action to stop public health cuts at University of Technology Sydney
Plans to abolish the School of Public Health at the University of Technology Sydney are cause for grave concern, according
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ladytronic @vague-specific.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Celebrity bots are out of control in the other place, lmao.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
America-hating Antifa showing up for a *second* time today.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Did it hurt? When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I feel personally attacked, friendo
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
My only concern about Bluesky is that while the political opinions are better, the American exceptionalism somehow evolved into its final form.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I'll be keeping you in my second thoughts.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
The world is on fire and the government is shut down except to deploy trolls to Bluesky dot com but at least there's a new gourmet toast restaurant opening up in my metro area that will serve locally-sourced toast to me after hot pilates
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Crawling back to Bluesky to see if my tolerate-affair with the platform can be revived. Twitter’s just a bonfire of bad opinions, fight clips and barely legal (and unappealing) OF creators.
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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
just had an everything shower (washed my balls)
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I couldn't remember the name Cybertruck so I called it a T150 Sad Man Teeny Peen Edition
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
“Thriving” is just crying on mute while replying to emails with “no worries at all.”
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I went to school with a kid called Reginald and I taught a 12 year old called Roger. Solid names.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
*washes down blood pressure medication with a Red Bull*
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Precisely
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
And I didn’t even need 5 words.
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Digory Chesterfield @fapanislives.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Yes.
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Film In Forty @filminforty.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
NEW EPISODE OUT NOW!! Our Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind episode with @fapanislives.bsky.social is out. Go have a listen where you hear us and enjoy, as always. Our guest has a lot to say about one of his favourite films. Highly recommend watching the film if you haven’t. #filmsky
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